It turns out that President Donald Trump may not have thought through all the consequences before he banned some of his most hated news outlets from the White House.
After Trump declared CNN, MS NOW, and Politico “fake news” and exiled them from the White House grounds on Friday, the other networks that make up the White House press pool—including ABC, CBS, NBC, and even Fox News—agreed to boycott their pool duties on Monday in solidarity with the banned outlets.
Lol, will it be a TACO Tuesday?
80 Comments
eurodyne@piefed.world · 99 pts · 3d
President Turdbrain does a turdbrain thing because he is a turdbrain
The only ones surprised by this are other turdbrains
Every second that passes wherein this man is not assassinated is a great shame on this nation.
It is a global absurdity that the two people who have actually tried so far were amongst the dumbest of all humans ever to exist
Can we get a smart person on this, please? 8 billion people would thank you.
FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 3d
Be the change you want to see in the world.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 3d
Thats because they were a political setup allowed to get close during an election year. They frothed his base into a rabid fury. Notice how two happened back to back before the election and then radio silence for two years?
eurodyne@piefed.world · -20 pts · 3d
Yeah, yeah… Trump is still alive. Your ranting doesn’t solve that.
SaltySalamander@fedia.io · 14 pts · 3d
Aaaaand neither does yours.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3d
Buddy cop movie where eurodyne and saltysalamander team up to assasinate trump.......and kiss each other along the way.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 6 pts · 3d
I’m all down for a buddy cop movie that ends in everyone sucking everyone else’s dick, but I just don’t see this one happening…
J_N_F@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
pls
eurodyne@piefed.world · -6 pts · 3d
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
Are you smart or dumb, or are you just trying to get others to do what you want?
eurodyne@piefed.world · 9 pts · 3d
Clearly, you have answered your own question
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 3d
You don't often see people admit to trolling like that.
eurodyne@piefed.world · -4 pts · 3d
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3d
So, why aren't you doing what you're asking others to do? Just wondering, since you never answered really.
eurodyne@piefed.world · -3 pts · 3d
For the same reason I don’t look back after I flush a toilet
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 3d
What country do you live in? I needed to clarify that question with you, I'm sure.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3d
You're smart enough to do it, you don't need a degree in rocket science.
Buy a plane ticket, get to work! Eight billion people are desperate for your strong leadership.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 2 pts · 3d
Then 8 billion people can buy me a plane ticket, because I certainly can’t afford it on my own.
Paying rent and buying food is a struggle
Or are you just so stupid/privilege/rich that you missed the entire message of everything I just sent?
And literally all of those cases “fuck you”
SaltySalamander@fedia.io · -6 pts · 3d
Maybe try not being poor.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 10 pts · 3d
The easiest way to not be poor is to have rich parents.
Why don't they just do that?
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3d
I had that option, but I was too dumb to choose wisely. Now I'm rich-poor.
I can't actually back that up. I'm just a regular schmuck.
eurodyne@piefed.world · 7 pts · 3d
J_N_F@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Did you even say thank you?
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 3d
For real just ask your dad for an interest free loan you idiot
No self made men out here anymore
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
I mean... who cares about interest if you're not planning on ever coming back?
NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip · 60 pts · 3d
Maybe it can stay like this forever
daychilde@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3d
Right? Can we, please? I can bear to look at him WAY more than I can bear to listen to that fucking dipshit.
artyom@piefed.social · 50 pts · 3d
WHAT!?
Yeah, this guy doesn't work that way. That's too rational of a thought process.
E: they just introduced "Trump TV", I was right again 🤣😭
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3d
Fox News knows the long con. You start banning outlets that don’t say nice things they get booted when dems take control.
Or even if they say things that don’t slobber Trump enough.
artyom@piefed.social · 10 pts · 3d
Sure, I just don't understand why they can't apply this simple logic to anything else?
PokerChips@programming.dev · 7 pts · 3d
They did the maths and realized they could get away with it along dimb magats. They mathed this one and realized it would backfire.
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 5 pts · 3d
That's not really the Dem's mode of operation though.
im_fine_sandy@nord.pub · 11 pts · 3d
I'm genuinely surprised that these right-wing desks joined in.
Master167@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3d
With the announcement of Trump TV, this ban was just a cover to legitimize state run media.
tonytins@pawb.social · 43 pts · 3d
I love that even Newsmax couldn't sugarcoat this blunder.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 3d
Oh they tried
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 3d
Well, what the fuck is he doing there, in that case?!
danc4498@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3d
That video is hilarious. There's no microphones. So he's talking to nobody.
savvie@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 3d
“crazy old dude talking to clouds”
redbrick@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3d
What's bad about this? I mean...do we really want to hear this buffoon talk?
savvie@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 3d
a permanent cone of radio silence around Tiny Dee unto eternity would be most welcome!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
The Cone of Silence never worked, though.
I_Jedi@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 3d
Trump has made a comment on this situation:
Source, I guess
Red0ctober@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 3d
I read about 20% of that before my brain couldn't interpret the words 😂
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 3d
I got to "It is called the Oval Office, and it should be treated with Decorum, Respect, and Dignity, not defiled by Third Rate Clowns" and laughed because he's the biggest circus clown of all.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 3d
Projection. It's Always Projection
thunder@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 3d
Can't believe Natalie has time to type all that between diaper changes.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 3d
Women have an amazing capacity for multi-tasking that is truly, truly inspiring. Don't denigrate that.
/s just in case it's needed
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com · 10 pts · 3d
It looks like English but I don't understand a word of it.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 3d
Neither does the average magat. The key difference is that they're impressed by that wall of incoherence.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 0 pts · 3d
"Dis buk reel thicc. Mus bee smart buk. Much words on post. Liek thicc buk, must bee smart."
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3d
Oh Donnie, you can't afford Third Rate Clowns anymore... Look around you! The Third Raters jumped ship after the last administration, and most of them have gone pretty quiet or cashed out on your dirty laundry.
The best you have these days are maybe a few Amateur Jesters, definitely no Clowns of Professional Rating.
bstix@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 3d
I doubt that he wrote any of that himself.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 3d
I doubt he thought any of that himself.
zidanerick@lemmy.patton.id.au · 3 pts · 3d
I have a feeling that the human printer has shown him the disapproval polls recently. If it means I get a week or two of near trump free media then It'll be like christmas again!
Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 18 pts · 3d
Natalie didn't change his diaper so he threw a tantrum.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
Maybe he didn't boot them himself. Maybe one of the assistants removed the press to keep him from physically attacking them. He has been escalating to that.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
What? I couldn't hear you over the chopper
newton@feddit.online · 12 pts · 3d
Great idea, the wall of silence, works everytime
en1gma@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 3d
That’s anyway all I see if he’s on the screen:
voidsignal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 3d
what a little hand!
en1gma@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 3d
People always come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, ‘Sir, nobody has smaller, more beautiful hands than you.’ And it’s true! They are magnificent, perfectly proportioned, truly world-class hands - the fake news likes to exaggerate, but everybody knows my fingers are absolute perfection! And you know, when you’re a star, they just let you do it. You can do anything. You can grab ’em by the pussy with these little hands - and let me tell you, nobody grabs better than me, okay? Nobody!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d
You won't get slapped and sued if they can't feel your tiny hands to begin with!
Ugh
savvie@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3d
Tiny Dee, Tiny Hands
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 11 pts · 3d
Hee hee that’s awesome!
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
This is what hits most his pride
Not when he's "slammed" by some article.
Not when he's "bashed" on another article.
When his voice is silenced, that's when his narcissism hits the most.
Anyway, nothing of value was lost if the world didn't hear his ramblings today. Maybe the world was more productive today.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 8 pts · 3d
I hate Fox as much as anyone with a functioning brain, but saying, “even Fox News…” isn’t necessary. This isn’t the first time he’s gone after journalists like this, and Fox joined the other members of the press pool in their protest last time. They understand as much as anyone else that if he can ban 1 journalist/network, he can ban any journalist/network. And it’s not like they haven’t found themselves the target of his ire in the past.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 3d
He got BIG PISSED when they called, was it Arizona?, for Biden in 2022.
ClownStatue@piefed.social · 1 pts · 2d
Yep, I believe Fox fired the person who made that call. This, after a number of other networks said Fox had built one of the best election calling teams in the industry.
aarch0x40@piefed.social · 7 pts · 3d
Do we ever had to go back to the old way?
the_abecedarian@piefed.social · 7 pts · 3d
please continue forgetting the audio from his broadcasts
ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2d
Conglomerate entity is "banned" so the other comglomerate's entities also don't show up, but it's all because the news is state-owned and the fake rebellion makes everyone believe the bullshit reported later.
CNN is conservative people. This is a performance.
mlg@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
I'm sure someone already made a tier list, but American media belongs at the bottom.
OrteilGenou@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3d
TURD Tuesday
Trump Usually Real Dumb
CalemitousVariantK@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
The trump presidency is like getting fitted for glasses. Every time people fail to see how stupid he and the right wing ideology he embodies is, he adjusts the strength of the lenses. How blind do you have to be not to see it yet? Stick around, he'll do something dumber in a moment!
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Maybe they can play some zoo and jungle noises over top of the footage.
Or circus music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ&list=RDpct1uEhAqBQ&start_radio=1
Or Yakety Sax.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ&list=RDZnHmskwqCCQ&start_radio=1
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
That muted trumpet noise it makes when the adults 'talk' in Peanuts
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d
Newsmax?
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 3d
Stupid with Stupidate.