And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
89 Comments
Agent641@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 1d
🍳🍳
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cRazi_man@europe.pub · 39 pts · 1d
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Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1d
Sorry, you lost me
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 1d
This is your brain on loss.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 29 pts · 1d
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1d
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 8 pts · 1d
I should call her.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Yours is more intentional, but the original just feels more true to the form.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1d
True to the form? It's a shitty po... oh.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1d
Why the long face?
socsa@piefed.social · 9 pts · 1d
I am the eggman
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1d
I am the eggpan
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
I am the walnut
fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Caca achoo
rmuk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1d
Unjustifiable.
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org · 76 pts · 1d
Today I learned about the 🍳 emoji...
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1d
And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!
Seriously, why is this even a question? I doubt I would use this emoji anytime in my life.
But I gotta make it two whole days?! FML, that's terrible. Hold up: I could easily go for an entire year without using any damn emoji, especially for that cash.
jedibob5@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1d
It's a shitpost, this isn't meant to be a serious question.
trevdog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
#atetheshit
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d
This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn't talking, but Jeff was.
I turned to my mother and yelled, "what else have you lying to me about?!"
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 5 pts · 1d
Same, easiest money I ever made.
sundray@lemmus.org · 47 pts · 1d
Human response: "lol, sure."
Lemming response: "🍳🍳🍳 FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!!!"
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 1d
Range against the machine.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 1d
Eggxactly
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1d
yay we're not humans
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 1d
Of course I mean it as a compliment, being a dope-smoking rabbit, myself 🐰💨.
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 1d
Man, IDK.. it would be tough. The urge is real.
brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1d
🍳
Fuckk I failed.
Rumo161@feddit.org · 23 pts · 1d
🍳What🍳kind🍳of🍳sick🍳person🍳would🍳think🍳of🍳that🍳disgusting🍳question🍳
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 1d
Is this a one-time event or can it be repeated?
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 1d
Let's see you make it through even 1x, first.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1d
Can we use historical data?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
I too
choose this guy's wifewould like to know this 😁beegnyoshi@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 1d
But then HOW would I write 🍳sexual??
psud@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 22h
Fried egg sexual? I'm not going to kink shame.
WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 1d
"You lied to me!"
🍳
-Danny DeVito
fartographer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
You'll never even get to first base. You just sit there typing all day like a fat little pigeon.
nocklobster@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1d
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1d
WTF is this shit? That's not hard at 🍳 all.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d
Finding out about the eggs in pan emoji for the first time right now and no I can't
Th4tGuyII@fedia.io · 11 pts · 1d
There's an egg in a pan emoji??
What on Earth would you even need such a specific emoji for??
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d
This is your brain on drugs.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1d
This is your drug on brains
..eh, close enough 🤷🏻
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1d
🛝
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23h
The fact that this exists just creeps me out for some reason.
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 11 pts · 1d
I'd do one day for 800 million... maybe
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 5 pts · 1d
Ok but you also can't use 🔍, only 🔎.
tyranny@crazypeople.online · 2 pts · 1d
to hell with it all! you'll never pry my emoji from my grasp, even when I'm dead!
Klear@piefed.world · 11 pts · 1d
🍳
Meron35@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
This is discrimination against pre transition pansexuals
Chezus9247@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
Fuck no, man.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
happy
🍳🍰 dayskankhunt42@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1d
RBWells@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
I would even be willing to add the egg in a pan emoji to every message for that money.
"Thanks, your presentation went so well!" 🍳
hansolo@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 1d
I'm so sorry to hear about your parents getting murdered 🍳🍳🍳
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1d
Bro, your humor is cooked. Almost fried to a crisp.
hansolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1d
Bro,, I still got a runny middle.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
You've used the emoji. You've just failed the challenge. No $700 million for you.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
If it's 2 days, I should probably just leave my devices at home and go to some remote campsite. If my fingers get too close to any screen I'll probably immediately 🍳, so I'll just stay put there for three sunrises and sunsets to be safe, since I won't be able to tell the time. I could probably do it for $700 million.
Shit, wait, am I allowed to fry an egg in a pan IRL?
BigDiction@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
I would fast. If you fry an egg good chance you’ll end up at liquor store buying a burner phone so you can blast a pic out to all your homies 🍳
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1d
Wait, you can get burner phones at liquor stores where you are at?
Mine just has booze and weed.
ProwlsInSoup@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1d
TWO WHOLE DAYS!? Are you insane? Impossible! 🍳
Marthirial@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1d
Sus offer from some dude can't be bothered to write "you".
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1d
U dn gt 70m usn al ltrs frfr.
Inkstainthebat@pawb.social · 9 pts · 1d
All fine so long as I can use the 📡 emoji
📡 📡 📡
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
👽
T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Questions my kids ask
Alligator@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Easiest decision i ever made 🍳
Trashboat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1d
You might say it was.. over easy?
jjlinux@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1d
I didn't use that emoji for 52 years. So I should be getting...
Shit, I just burnt my eggs.
cinoreus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
Uk what? I'm curious how badly this challenge would crash the economy.
fritobugger2017@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1d
Considering that I've never used this emoji, sure thing, where do I sign.
JackTea@piefed.world · 5 pts · 1d
Absolutely not. You can't take away my freedoms for $700 million. It would have to be a lot more and maybe for 1 day.
I'll do it for...$11 million. Not a dollar less and those 5 days of NO freedom or any human rights , but I want a receipt.
UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 1d
we need a 🍳 appreciation day.
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1d
I'll take that bet. How hard can it be to not use 🍳?
idunnololz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
This is so 🍳 fking easy. Wait fuck
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I have not used that emoji in the last 58 years, and never missed it.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 1d
You used it all the time in the early to mid 60s, though.
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
Pfft. Y'all couldn't pull me off the damn 🚠 emoji.
🚠🚠🚠
eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
The way this is written sounds like I get the $700 mil but then become physically incapable of using the emoji.
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1d
few, at least I can send it in Morse code.
Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
What if I fail the challenge?
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
Your gaming house will be demolished by a tractor
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1d
what emoji? Oo
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
This would be hard given that my current food obsession is eggs and I talk about it a lot lmao
Polisheocket@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1d
Fly a PJ far away from US, stay in fantastic hotels, I don’t even know what that emoji is
lawks@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 16h
First, you must explain how one would go about acquiring a single pyjama.
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Money up front.
Decoy321@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 23h
How much money can I get for using only the 🍳 emoji?