GOP Senator Ahead of Midterms: Furry Airline Pilots Are 'Terrifying'

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/tommy-tuberville-furry-airline-pilots-speech-1235630779/

During a nearly 20-minute speech filled with misinformation about transgender people and a fear-mongering call to bring back mental institutions as “a normal part of our society,” Tuberville claimed that furries “[tout] the fact that… many airline pilots, flight attendants, and air traffic controllers are part of the furry community.” He did not provide any evidence as to where this information came from.

Then the came for the Furries?

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mikenurre@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 21h

Furries are so much worse than $6.50/gal diesel. Glad he's on top of this.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 44 pts · 20h (3 replies)

i'd rather have a furry in the cockpit than a republicant in public office.

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 20h (2 replies)

What if it's a Republican furry in office?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 16h

There already is. Why do you think Tommy is so vocal about it? Every accusation...

PattyMcB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 16h

Fire them, too!

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 30 pts · 20h (7 replies)

Let's not address the actual issues with ATC funding, but go after a (probably) very small demographic that has nothing to do with the problems at hand. Dude went down a furry rabbit hole one night, got scared because he was excited, and invented something to convince himself he's not interested.

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 20h (6 replies)

Dude went down a furry rabbit hole one night,

Lana, are we still doing phrasing?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 8 pts · 20h (4 replies)

That rabbit hole's name is Judy Hopps.

empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 19h

Zootopia 2 didn't make $1.8 billion for no reason.

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19h (2 replies)

ACAB includes Judy Hopps.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 19h (1 reply)

All Cops Are BUNNIES.

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 4 pts · 18h

Assigned Cop At Birth

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 20h

It could honestly work either way. Dude is projecting HARD. (there's another one)

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 30 pts · 21h

Tommy boy in precisely two days time: Why are all these credit cards in my name and my own home internet is shut off? Woah, I dont even know what AWS is what's this bill?

WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today · 19 pts · 21h (1 reply)

Welp... He threw down the gauntlet, furries - I think y'all should put him to the test. Show up at his next TV appearance in full garb, and see just how terrified he gets.

GreenBeard@lemmy.ca · 17 pts · 20h

I don't know about airline pilots, but they definitely have a significant presence in software development and network engineering. It's probably unwise to provoke them on a public platform.

ceenote@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 20h

If a pilot has the confidence to wear a fur suit in the cockpit, I'll feel safer than ever.

mrmaplebar@fedia.io · 13 pts · 20h (3 replies)

Damn, you guys just can't let people be, can you..?

So much for "liberty".

Furries are literally just living their life. They aren't hurting anyone just by existing, so why on Earth would anyone care?

I would hang out with a plane full of furries over a plane full of Republicans any day.

QueenHawlSera@piefed.social · 5 pts · 11h

Republicans are definitely planning to pivot to furries if transpeople ever become accepted by the mainstream.

18107@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 18h

You could say exactly the same argument about trans people, black people, Muslims, women, ...

The Republicans just single out minority (or sometimes accidentally majority) groups to blame for all the country's problems.

SparroHawc@piefed.world · 1 pts · 13h

If it makes them feel icky then it MUST be bad and MUST be eliminated.

SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app · 13 pts · 17h (1 reply)

You can all-but-guarantee his browsing history is full of furry porn.

cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 15h

It's weird to have something in common with a Republican Senator.

myyass@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 17h

Meanwhile, the FBI:

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 20h

Wait till he hears about the furries running the internet.

Asafum@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 19h

"have you ever been to Disney land? Not me, that place is fucking terrifying. Chuck E Cheese? I literally shit myself and then felt proud for emulating our president."

Corvidae@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 20h

Another false Christian hating on their neighbors.

BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 12h

Personally, I'm more worried about the sheep fuckers being let in to the FBI now

jim_v@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 10h (1 reply)

'Meow, meow': Pilots scolded after animal noises heard on air traffic control frequency April 15, 2026

The FAA said "non-essential conversations" are prohibited below 10,000 feet.

You can bark into the microphone at 10,000 feet. Good to know!

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 7h
JTskulk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 20h

I'd much rather have a furry pilot rather than a republican pilot. You know the moment that plane has a problem he's jumping out with a parachute he brought only for himself.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 20h

You're a fucking idiot if you don't think a guy who likes being a bird is a good pilot. Birds know how to fly.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 17h (1 reply)

I wonder what those politicians smoke before they do those speeches, and if that stuff is even legal.

adarza@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 17h

man, if it was and it was on the market.. these morons in office would get away with so much more shit, it'd make the current administration look clean and legit.

UniversalApproximation@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 11h

"You shouldn’t care about money stealing pedophile incompetent republicans and the masked US-Gestapo, called ICE, kidnapping, raping and killing you poor people, be afraid about Furries and hate them for enjoying life."

Always the same shit, just different scapegoats.

CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 17h

I mean what else can you expect from a man who has a deflated football for a brain

areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 4 pts · 21h (1 reply)

They were doing their pilot sex shit, and it got out of hand.

givesomefucks@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 20h

People like Tom Segura?

That guy is a massive piece of shit, like he was already a piece of shit, but now that he's wealthy he's a massive piece of shit.

Seriously, fuck that guy, why are you posting gifs of him?

bedwyr@piefed.ca · 3 pts · 13h

Does he think people that like to dress up as stuffed animals and fuck other stuffed animals aren't able to fly planes?

He doesn't, I bet this bitch is into some weird shit himself.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 20h (1 reply)

🙄 who listens to these people, but other bullies looking for scapegoats for their own proclivities?

inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 20h

I mean you just described almost half of the American voting populace.

Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 20h

I did not read this, it's lunch time so I am going to bed

Archer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 19h

I’ll consider this statement from someone not named Potato Town

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 18h

What!? I don’t even know what those mean when put together like that.