I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

I was here.

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

Uploaded the image for you

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

Hi internet historians

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

It's bean nice being in this community.

Mmm theater food

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

My favorite bean is the coffee bean

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

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Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

Sell-out for upvotes

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

Bean there, done that!

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

Beans beans, the magical fruit

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

Roll that beautiful bean footage

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

I upvoted the can of beans.

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

It's bean fun

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

::: spoiler spoiler BEEEANNNNS :::

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

solid beans mate

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

b e a n s

Beans

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Mmm love me some beans

I was here on this day.

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

Mexican approved, will bean

BEANS

Beans beans beans…

All hail the can of beans!

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

this is my first comment here, hi

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

God dammit, you is right!

Can fucking beans vote?

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

"I was there when the beans happened"

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

Maple bacon beans tho...

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

This is a weapon of mass destruction

I'm here for the canned bean party...

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

Bees?!

Okay Mr Bean

Bean there, done that.

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

Amazing, please share more beans!

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

Andy Warhol would freak out

I like beans, I upvote.

Take my first upvote on here

Bean nice meeting yall

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

Yes, we do upvote anything.

With Tomato Sauce

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

Who the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

Beeeeeeenz

The color of that can is trademarked

Glad to see this is the top post of all time.

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

Downvoted for the principle

Cool beans.

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

What have you done!?

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

BEANS!

Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming

Beanis

Aww yisss. Beansss

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

We all witnessed

Big if true

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

Rather just have one big bean

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

You damn right we will.

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

I'm here for the shitposts

Lol as if this post is top of all time

Mhh... Beans.

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

this is the quality content I signed up for

this speaks to me on an emotional level

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

Rather just have one big bean

Yay, beans.

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

I would eat those

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

Is it? Or is it a can of magic flatulence nuggets?

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

Lemmy lore in the making.

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

Beans

I live for beans

ALIEN BEANS!

And everybody laughed

those are pretty nice beans tbf

Hell of a can though.

Beans

me_irl

It's beautiful.

We have not bean amused.

Beantastic.

There you go, take that upvote

Test

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

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I disagree.

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

Quality post

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

BEANS!

I love these beans

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

いいね

Beans.

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

Beanus likes beans!

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

Confidential as hell https://youtu.be/chD6qQk7JcY

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

fart

Boston baked bean boy

BEANS BEANS BEANS

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

Just Herr to comment on this famous post.

Toot, toot out of your boot.

A+ can of beans.

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

I'm here for them bEanz

beans

B E A N Z

I see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.

omfg to the moon

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

oooo beans!!!

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

Based.

those are pretty nice beans tbf

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

Beans

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

Nice

Just because we have low standards doesn't mean we don't have any standards. Anyway, enjoy this upvote!

Beany was the name that they gave me

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

Franks n' Beans

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

Hell yeah

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

Beans yummy

Yeah let's fucking go

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

Whoooooo!!!!

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

We've all Bean there

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

I like beans

Mmm beans

I hear they're a magical fruit.

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

Chocked full of beany goodness.

Yo I love those beans.

The best can

Finally some good content

I came for the beans...

More beans, sir.

Beans.

Holy shit beans

Beans!

You should’ve bean there.

beans stomach gurgles

beans

bewtifool

Great, now I want beans

Heinz beans is good 😋.

Perfection

Hey, watch it!

I like to come back here every once in a while

Indeed ∆

😮 BEANS 😮

I upvote everything just so it hides the post. Am I doing my part?

I upvoted this on the first day, and that was enough, but now I want to be part of the history.

lolol