I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans

What if you learned that karma is gone? No more dopamine hit for your beans here. Shit posting is now shit posting for only shit posting's sake

Upvote everything!

As a white person I must upvote the beans.

thanks for the post but I gotta go now 🕑🏃

I was here.

Downvoted for misleading description: the beans aren't fucking. Not even snogging.

I think this is not only the most upvoted post on Lemmy, but beanposting effectively tested the network and worst case system performance by hitting the database from everywhere at the same time. The fact that Lemmy didn't go down is in itself an amazing feat considering it's never been tested at this scale before. Even if the servers are unstable it shows that the idea is sound.

Where is the traffic coming from? Everywhere, it's coming from everywhere!

Canadian here, y'all need them Maple syrup beans with cut up hotdogs in it!

Yeah you think this is just a can of fucking beans when in fact what we are looking at here is a socio political commentary on the state of late stage capitalism. Which is in fact a long arse way of stating the simple fact that who the fuck can afford branded beans in this day and age.

this is currently the #3 post in the "top all time" view on lemmy.ml

Uploaded the image for you

"Don't upvote this!"

25.6k upvotes

Any reddit platform ever

To be fair, those are British-style baked beans.

I was born and raised in the US (and have returned there) but spent the last 4 years living in London, and British beans in tomato sauce are very different from American baked beans in BBQ sauce. Both have their charms, but British beans are basically a breakfast food as main, American beans are a BBQ side-dish. Beans on Toast is a wonderful British breakfast, but Americans haven't heard of it, and those who have might turn their nose up at it.

Very different cultures, and so much we can learn about multiculturalism for one can of baked beans - no, one picture of a can of baked beans.

So, yeah, I think it deserves and upvote.

Hi internet historians

We are hitting ludicrous meme generation time now.

Or is it bean generation?

Mmm theater food

It's bean nice being in this community.

This can of beans has become the most popular post, top quality content right here.

“Fucking” beans, now you have my attention!

A vital part of preventing pooping for three days.

Shit they figured out the algorithm. Here's an up vote.

Came here for the no poop group, stayed for the beans.

The blue cans are maple beans in Canada, and essential to chilli

Easily one of the sexiest beans (if not, the sexiest)

My favorite bean is the coffee bean

How are you supposed to fuck without some fucking beans?

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I'd like to upvote you but I'm more of a maple beans guy.

Liar. These beans aren't fucking.

I'm a simple man, I see a can of beans, I upvote it.

YOU CAN'T STACK THOSE !

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

But the beans are not fucking. I am now fucking disappointed.

Do you like it in this position, Disappointed?

Bait and switch! On closer inspection, none of these beans are actually fucking!

Reddit tier post. I wish I could downvote it twice

My god I still chuckle when I see these bean posts.

Sell-out for upvotes

Bean there, done that!

I was just thinking how I haven't seen enough cans of beans today.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit

The more you eat, the more you toot

The more you toot, the better you feel.

So let's have beans with every meal

Beans beans, the magical fruit

Upvoted with extreme prejudice.

It's not just a can of beans, it's what the can of beans stands for.

That's not just a can of beans. Those are the finest beans on the market.

I hope, one day, my grandchildren will read this comment in their history class

Can I get some non-fucking beans?

I prefer my legumes to be virginal.

I'm not personally into effortless bean-memes but thanks for sharing

::: spoiler spoiler BEEEANNNNS :::

It's bean fun

Wow so many upvotes, not to long ago 100 upvotes was a lot

Most upvoted most on lemmy? 🤔

Roll that beautiful bean footage

I upvoted the can of beans.

I, for one, welcome our new Heinz overlords

4.34K votes, 282 comments. A vote bot army going on?

I didn't even know there where this Manny people in Lemmy brahv

This is a beautiful, beautiful can of beans

PROTIP: beans spelled backwards is snaeb

It's not only beans it's the start of an English breakfast. Yummy!

solid beans mate

Hi I’m a Lemmy user, yes I’ll upvote anything

b e a n s

Get a load of Andy Warhol over here

Dude, we don't upvote anything, we just really love the choice of beans.

Beans beans beans…

I was here on this day.

Not just beans... Heinz beans!

Mmm love me some beans

ÑOM ÑOM ÑOM ME LIKE POROTOS

Mexican approved, will bean

🫘‘s turn you into a human trumpet 🍑💨🎶🎶

Beans

BEANS

All hail the can of beans!

Mmm yeah, look at those moist beans!

My top three flavors of beans:

• Baked
• Refried
• Fucking

This is not true. I upvoted because they are pictures of baked beans.

Nature has given you tasty food rich in fibre and protein, please be grateful to the bean.

Not just beans, there's also tomato sauce

Thats not fair. Beans are amazing

"I was there when the beans happened"

God dammit, you is right!

this is my first comment here, hi

Can fucking beans vote?

Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!

Dude who wouldn't upvote BEANS??

I'd say this is not literally a can of beans, in the vein of both Magritte and Warhol.

This is a weapon of mass destruction

Maple bacon beans tho...

I;m thinking about thos Beans

Make sure the guy that won't shit for 3 days doesn't see this!

With Tomato Sauce

Bean there, done that.

Fucking beans are sexier than regular beans.

This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.

My app is slow scrolling through these comments.

We have arrived, everyone.

I'M FEELING FULL OF BEANS!

You lied, that's not just beans, there's also tomato sauce in there.

Okay Mr Bean

Bean nice meeting yall

Have some respect. It isn't just a can of beans. The can clearly says it's with fucking tomato sauce.

Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!

Not even some UK teabagger and I'll upvote your beans.

390 grams of Beans!? Sign me up 😎

let's go beans, new lemmy mascot

I'll upvote anything especially a can of beans.

Yeah but Heinz beans are the best beans so they always get an upvote. Op is cheating.

HOLY SHIT A CAN OF BEANS!

Man I'm jealous I can only find the no fuck beans at my market.

Take my first upvote on here

you chose right OP, I will always upvote beans.

Who the fuck doesn't love beans? I'll beat that mf up

Amazing, please share more beans!

Bees?!

I'm here for the canned bean party...

Yes, we do upvote anything.

I like beans, I upvote.

Andy Warhol would freak out

These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.

Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!

The color of that can is trademarked

this is the quality content I signed up for

Big if true

Beanis

All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord

You damn right we will.

Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS

You're obviously the next Warhol, and this art installation deserves all the upboats.

Aww yisss. Beansss

Rather just have one big bean

Beeeeeeenz

Mhh... Beans.

Cool beans.

I'm here for the shitposts

You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫

Lol as if this post is top of all time

Sounds great, I'm in on this, toast forthcoming

BEANS!

Downvoted for the principle

Oh no. It's br*tish :(

Ah yes, the magical fruit…

Glad to see this is the top post of all time.

Take my upvote, I'm having bean soup for my lunch

We all witnessed

Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!

Not even good beans. Branston is the way.

He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool

Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.

What have you done!?

And everybody laughed

Hell of a can though.

BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU

You have a wonderful kitchen, cousin. (where my sietchposters at?) 😂

It's beautiful.

ALIEN BEANS!

Beans

I for one, welcome our new fiber-rich overlords.

Is it? Or is it a can of magic flatulence nuggets?

I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...

Strong /r/ultralightjerk vibes. I approve.

All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote

Rather just have one big bean

Test

We have not bean amused.

My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!

My dog Lima he ran away...

But maybe we hate Kidney beans.

I disagree.

There you go, take that upvote

Beans.

this speaks to me on an emotional level

いいね

yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.

It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.

Quality post

Beanus likes beans!

Beans

Anyone else eat directly from the can?

me_irl

Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.

Yay, beans.

I live for beans

proceed to turn the bean into bean toast

those are pretty nice beans tbf

I love these beans

Beantastic.

Lemmy lore in the making.

I would eat those

Boom boom boom! I like it with my doom!
Beans saved my life in the past yaer

this is the most upvoted post on all of lemmy

BEANS!

Confidential as hell https://youtu.be/chD6qQk7JcY

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BEANS BEANS BEANS

How do you know the beans are fucking without opening the can?

Hell yeah

I wish I can upvote here, but it never works for me. I'll give you a upvote which you can't see here.

omfg to the moon

Toot, toot out of your boot.

oooo beans!!!

I'd prefer a can of regular beans tbh.

A+ can of beans.

You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.

Boston baked bean boy

These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.

Not even good beans lol.

Post some chickpeas or canelli beans or something coward.

Just because we have low standards doesn't mean we don't have any standards. Anyway, enjoy this upvote!

Those are some HQ beans good sir.

Just Herr to comment on this famous post.

Best beans ever. US beans are horrible. I pay $4 a can for these glorious beans.

Beany was the name that they gave me

5000 upvotes? op is probably having a stroke rn

beans

The Messiah has arrived! He has brought with him the Content That Was Promised!

It's not just a can of fucking beans. This is a well known and beloved DayZ prop and lifesaver.

In DayZ, I kill people for these beans.

It's not just a can of beans, Its a can of beans with tomato sauce 🍅!!!!😯

Franks n' Beans

those are pretty nice beans tbf

Beans yummy

Those are done great hecking beans! I'll upvote that

Beans

B E A N Z

Based.

Nice

Yeah let's fucking go

Frijel Migoles - "Come mas frijoles."

I see beans, I upvote. It's my thing. I can't wait until lemmy is big enough to have a decent beans sub.

fart

That reminds me, that have bean work to do.

I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔

Heinz beans are awful, disgusting and taste like shit. Branston beans is the way

Sorry that's the European version I only upvote the American version of the can.

I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.

I'm here for them bEanz

Finally some good content

Holy shit beans

Mmm beans

The best can

bewtifool

Downvote from me. The Heinz English Recipe baked beans are much better than the standard version.

Whoooooo!!!!

Ahh… the good ol’ days.

Totally loaded with sugar.. Has anyone tried the cheesy beans..?

More beans, sir.

Heinz beans is good 😋.

You should’ve bean there.

We've all Bean there

beans

Great, now I want beans

Chocked full of beany goodness.

Beans!

Beans.

I like beans

This is the content I signed up for. Chock-full of meaning. And beans.

I can't fucking beliave that the most popular post of all times, what a shame

Yo I love those beans.

beans stomach gurgles

I have a bean addiction. My favorites are Pinto and Baked.

I came for the beans...

I hear they're a magical fruit.

Hey, watch it!

lolol

Indeed ∆

Perfection

😮 BEANS 😮

I upvote everything just so it hides the post. Am I doing my part?

I like to come back here every once in a while

I upvoted this on the first day, and that was enough, but now I want to be part of the history.