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319 Comments
jeena@jemmy.jeena.net · 164 pts · 2y
Do a barrel roll
FatTony@lemmy.world · 310 pts · 2y
🙂 🙃 🙂
Creddit@lemmy.world · 138 pts · 2y
FatTony Search engine is it down or just me
FatTony@lemmy.world · 138 pts · 2y
It's loading.
Creddit@lemmy.world · 112 pts · 2y
Walmart near me
FatTony@lemmy.world · 247 pts · 2y
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 2y
Still more accurate than bing maps
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I gotta say, Google Maps has been getting squirrelly on me lately tho.
Most recently, I was out fishing and wanted to get directions to the other side of the lake and a parking area over there.
The road directions had me driving a little ways up the shore, then down a fucking footpath to the water, then swimming across the fucking lake, then getting on another road and driving to the parking area.
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 2y
Relevant xkcd.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Oh my god, there's always a relevant xkcd.
Great job!
morriscox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
There's also always an ExplainXKCD: https://explainxkcd.com/461/
pdxfed@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
Go back to MapQuest, let us know how it goes.
KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Put a grid in the middle, then this is accurate for 80% of American cities.
MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I’m traveling to their homeland this weekend, I believe there’s a Walmart museum and everything. To be clear I’m not going there for Walmart
stringere@leminal.space · 3 pts · 2y
They have an amazing art museum and lots of good restaurants.
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Pretty decent mountain bike trails, as well, if anybody is into that sort of thing.
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 94 pts · 2y
Hot MILFs in my area (Yukon)
FatTony@lemmy.world · 189 pts · 2y
Creddit@lemmy.world · 89 pts · 2y
Mark Zuckerberg now a backstreet boy
FatTony@lemmy.world · 208 pts · 2y
I don't know who the backstreet boys are but here you go:
originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee · 186 pts · 2y
You fucking what
Oh god
Oh fuck I’m so old
can@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 2y
So this is what it feels like.
Edit: I'm going to take this moment to let those of you who are not aware know how how many hits Max Martin wrote in the '90s and beyond.
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
You are, my fire
BigFatNips@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y
My one, desiiiiire
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
#DONT WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
cmbabul@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Everybody…
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
#YEAHHHHHHHH
TheGalacticVoid@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
My one, desire
MaggiWuerze@feddit.de · 26 pts · 2y
Same, I can feel the wrinkles crack on the corners of my eye.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
My bones creak when I move.
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 2y
Mmmmm bop
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
tippytopidoowapdibbydobidowap
Yeahhh
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
I am firmly within the demographic that should have heard that song (37) and I have yet to hear it in its entirety. I have only ever heard that refrain, ever.
I’m actively familiar with it, but managed to avoid it.
saltesc@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Lucky. My older sister put it on repeat. I still hear the radio announcer cut in at the end because she taped it off a Top 10 show or something.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 2y
Ha, I’m so sorry.
My sister was into classic rock, same as my parents, so it was easy to live with in that regard. Nobody knows what to do when you don’t care about music, though, so I tried to fit in and was actually the black sheep for it cuz if I heard it and didn’t actively dislike it, it was stuck there in my brain forever and people thought I liked it? (I have no ear for music, but I’m a natural born mimic/linguist, so it’s all very sticky to me even if I don’t speak the same language - Utada Hikaru, I’m mostly lookin at you girl! But also Ricky Martin, dmetri Malikov, ramstein, etc.)
Spice girls, incubus, Backstreet Boys, Manson, train, linkin park, and stone temple pilots, among tons more? Why not.
My music tastes are still super questionable for any given person because I have no music taste… it’s all just noise to me and I don’t have the ability to tune it out, so I know a lot of stuff, to an apparently impressive degree? People frequently say “I’ve never heard this” as I belt it out.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I only had an older brother and I know I know a good amount of Backstreet Boys songs haha
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
TELL ME WHY
rammer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y
Ain't nothing but a heartache
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Ah, yeah heart issues can be a problem with age.
JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Just hit me with the truth, babe
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Now this is content
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Looks more like N'Sync to be honest.
Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 87 pts · 2y
how to exit vim?!
FatTony@lemmy.world · 124 pts · 2y
Unplug the virtual cable.
chaospatterns@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
https://github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim/blob/master/README.md
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
🤣
OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y
It cannot be done - enjoy it, this is your life now.
APassenger@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hard reboot.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
:qa!but idk why you wouldsleepyTonia@programming.dev · 77 pts · 2y
Where did the duckduck go?
FatTony@lemmy.world · 113 pts · 2y
To the other sideside.
Nikki@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
you better go catch it
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 2y
Do kids still say music slaps 2024
FatTony@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 2y
Only the groovy kids!
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
There's a neat trick I learned. As soon as you hear the word and figure out it's usage, the kids will move on to a different word/phrase.
On God. No cap. This shit bussin' and shut up before I yeet you off the roof.
FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
That's so skibbity dude, you have like level 100 Rizz, your slang is so Aura fr fr. At least I'm so fanom taxxed my looksmaxxing is so much more Ohio. (Help me I am held in a basement against my will)
Notyou@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
This has actually confused me. I get a couple references then I get lost.
Now you're in an Ohio basement against your will? Maybe I should end all my statements referencing random states and kidnapping. I'm just saying what the culture feels.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 2y
No
Bizarroland@kbin.social · 72 pts · 2y
I am out of the loop, what happened to duckduckgo?
FatTony@lemmy.world · 192 pts · 2y
DuckDuckGo has changed its policy to DuckDuckStop. So now no one can use it anymore.
(I dunno DuckDuckGo is not working anymore. I think it has something to do with Microsofts servers)
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
I laughed at that more than I should have.
MossyHabitat@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 2y
It's back up now. They apparently use Bing as the backend search and Microsoft fsck'd it for a few hours: https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/23/24163094/microsoft-bing-search-outage-copilot-duckduckgo-chatgpt
dumples@kbin.social · 68 pts · 2y
How to remove micro plastics from testicles?
FatTony@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 2y
This is not possible :(
dumples@kbin.social · 35 pts · 2y
How we removed testicles from micro plastics?
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
Carefully
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Time
WR5@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Sure, she got some work done but plastics is a bit far. However, I don't think any sane person would call your mom "micro". Anyway, she's definitely down for some dogs in a bathtub and prefers to keep them that way.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Remove testicles
lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 2y
I'm telling my kids this is ChatGPT
FatTony@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
The T stands for Tony.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y
Im sorry as a small thunker human person i cannot accept this prompt As my current condition is "Smooth brain"
Liz@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
I'm sorry, as a random human I don't have anything I can answer with, since this isn't really a question.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 60 pts · 2y
How is babby form???
tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 56 pts · 2y
u can get pregante
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 25 pts · 2y
5oap10116@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Bbbrrrrrrrrrregnant?
niktemadur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bob Regnant
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Missed my perd. Am pregart?
ripcord@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbys.
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y
they need to do way instain mother who kill their babbys. Because these babby cant frigth back?
MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Help! I kissed a boy, I think I'm prognort?!
Milksteaks@midwest.social · 11 pts · 2y
Travel to supermarket, go to sauce aisle and eat a jar of prego. Congrats you're now preggo
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
PREGANANANT?!!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 2y
corn
edit: seriously my dudes wtf is corn I have a job interview at a farm in five minutes
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz · 56 pts · 2y
It's a pale zucchini with a six pack
pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com · 15 pts · 2y
It’s not called a “six pack” on corn, dude. They’re butter gutters.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 2y
I regret knowing the reference here because it makes it a bit more ick, but that’s fucking funny.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
ty I'm sure I impressed them with my knowledge of corn vines
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 24 pts · 2y
corn.com 🌽 is for sale and I tried putting in an inquiry a while back but stupid GoDaddy never reached back out to me so I guess we'll never know 😞
Also my dreams of being colonel@corn.com have been dashed.
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I remember back in junior high we had to make a fake company and product and advertise it in print form for some class.
This was the height of iMac and iPod so my group basically made Apple but for corn instead and it was awesome how many corn related product names and references we were able to work in . Even had a cool minimalist ear of corn logo and our iCorn computer even had an ear of corn shaped tower lol
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Nu-metal band.
oo1@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
maize
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Corn is a word for the predominant food crop, even before the creation of maize which is what americans call corn today.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I need to order some
callcc@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
This is hilarious. Thank you Lemmy!!
Creddit@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Zuck beard real or fake
FatTony@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y
As real as a wig.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 28 pts · 2y
Top search result for "can reptiles grow beards?"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogona
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
Sydney Sweeney
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
what are the new shapes
somnuz@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 2y
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
I'm intrigued, where can I learn more
somnuz@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How do I create a Youzoid™?
somnuz@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yes! What can you tell me about all the subshapes?
somnuz@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
sanguinepar@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Green.
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
now this has gotta be my new favorite
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This is my new favorite question.
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I have to admit, I totally lifted it from CollegeHumor's "If Google Was A Guy" sketches.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Top 10 Worst Shapes. Couldn't find the original because TikTok search is ass. https://www.tiktok.com/@yamsoxi/video/7289718431409032491
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
gotta say, I hate the small hexagon most. Barely even a hexagon.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Gabriel's Trumpet is especially annoying to me because paint has volume lol. So you pour a finite amount of paint in and it's painted.
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
https://youtu.be/2tvW25Qu5WE?si=-yDhndKbhbHYMjI-
nek0d3r@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
do I need to interrogate her to find out what they are
and how I can shape love into them
GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Why does my stomach hurt after eating french toast?
FatTony@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y
In France everyone has a stomach ague. To make French toast as authentic as possible they put a drop of cyanide in every slice.
FluorideMind@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
Hot singles in my area.
Nobody@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
orgy etiquette host or group cleans up
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y
Many handies make lots of fluids. But many hands make light work.
somnuz@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 2y
exclamation points but for quiet
FatTony@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y
¡¡¡
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
It's true. In Spanish we start all our exclamations with a whisper and raise our voice towards the end of the sentence for effect. We formally learn this from the telenovelas.
BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 2y
I can’t wait for AI to unironically use this as a fact in the future. I’ll be looking for it.
Creddit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Do flip flops cause flat feet?
FatTony@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 2y
Only the left one
dogsnest@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Left, as in "unconsumed"?
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Right.
stringere@leminal.space · 1 pts · 2y
Like the whale?
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 2y
Flip flops frequently facilitate flat feet? False.
Feet favour functional footwear. Flip flops function from flopping. Functionality fail!
stringere@leminal.space · 4 pts · 2y
Alliterate all auspicious actions at all available activities always and ad astra, amigo.
notabot@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
F-ing brilliant.
bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
"Fucking Formidable!"*
(FTFY) 😁
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
tar extract gz
Randelung@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
eXtract Ze Vucking File
It stays with you.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Use "tar xvzf [filename]"
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
How do I create a bzipped tar ball?
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Draw a circle
Create the rest of the fucking tarball.
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 2y
tar cjf archive.tar.bz myfilerickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
how do i shot web?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
🕷️
somnuz@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
🍆 💦
hperrin@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
How to remove my cat from neighbors house, doors are locked, he’s eating their turkey and shredding their leather sofa, they’re right down the street, how did he even get in there?, legal liability cat destroyed neighbors house
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
He went through the cat dimension, duh.
You just have to wait for him to come back. Cats don't listen to anyone.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
He's living his best life and fuck you for wanting to ruin that.
This answer generated by a dude who likes cats and not an LLM.
APassenger@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Do you have any kerosene? Lighter?
How much do you love the cat?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Can you get a cucumber inside?
TeNppa@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
The cat or the house?
hperrin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
😏
DeLacue@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Given that the speed of light is the upper limit for changes to propagate through the universe; if you had a four light-year long indestructible rod and you move one end of the rod how long until the other end moves?
Inductor@feddit.de · 17 pts · 2y
I'm not an expert, but I guess it would depend on the speed of sound in the rod.
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Yes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqhXsEgLMJ0 is a nice explanation.
So about 6 terayears (1.9E+20 seconds) if it's made from the same steel.
chetradley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
This crashes the simulation.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
42
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's distance, not time.
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Well not above the speed of light, if I read the first sentence correct.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Somewhat related: let's say you're moving at 80% the speed of light away from earth. Then you turn on a flashlight and point it away from earth.
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
c
ripcord@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
OK, so after 1 hour:
Silentiea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
It depends. The light is definitely moving at c, no matter who checks and from everyone's perspective, but as a consequence of that the answers to those other questions change depending on how you measure. The coordinate system (technically the "reference frame") you choose changes the answer. Even more, time isn't the same for each frame, so you even have to specify for whom it has been 1 hour.
tostiman@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
Instantly, unless the rod flexes
perviouslyiner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
RagnarokOnline@programming.dev · 21 pts · 2y
Bank of America login page
FatTony@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
bankofamerica.com/login
(This one I actually knew ^^)
Kase@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
asmr
deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Canis Lupus Familiaris
FatTony@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y
A fox.
deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
https://media1.tenor.com/m/rRxWhrbXoTYAAAAd/the-report-of-the-week-report-of-the-wekk.gif
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
May I ask why DDG is out? I feel out of the loop right now
Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
The search engine is just down temporarily.
nameisnotimportant@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
Thanks, I didn't had the time to notice!
piecat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Guys it's back
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Pack of smokes.
sorter_plainview@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 2y
It uses the Bing API for results. DDG is just a front end for Bing.
unreasonabro@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
open source is the only way forward for anything. capitalism has created hell
user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 17 pts · 2y
Does Jesus know where to find midget porn?
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Of course, his father is the one that created it.
user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y
So you're saying it's in God's sock drawer?
realbadat@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y
You may be surprised to know, not only does he know where but he makes some too! In fact, he made some with Muñequita Enfadada and it can be found on xnxx!
(I couldn't resist)
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Where can I find the best midget porn?
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 44 pts · 2y
In the mirror
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social · 10 pts · 2y
On my hard drive.
the_joeba@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
@JesusTheCarpenter@feddit.uk this is your time!
Simon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 2y
Is squirt pee
sagrotan@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Midget porn
Exbando@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
How to make resume look good
FatTony@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 2y
Add kickflipping to your skills.
somnuz@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y
KevonLooney@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Pictures are actually a bad idea in many places. Many companies just throw out resumes with pictures because they can easily introduce bias against people who don't look "good", whatever that means in the local area.
HR is the first department to see the resumes and they will avoid lawsuits at all costs.
Mok98@feddit.it · 6 pts · 2y
Glitter
gdog05@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
This is Be Kind Rewind for Internet searches. Love it
ettyblatant@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
WHY DOES HULU KEEP CRASHING
camr_on@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
how magnet work
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 2y
MAGic NUTs.
Lolman228@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y
How much acid would I need to melt a 250 pound pig
Evkob@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
Chenapan etymology
FatTony@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Pan used to bake or boil Chenas
eldavi@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
squirrel@discuss.tchncs.de · 12 pts · 2y
How to pancake
FatTony@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
Ermm I you put like an egg, a cup of milk, some butter and pancake powder stuff in a bowl. You mix that for a bit. Than you put a spoonful of olive oil in a pan, you turn on the heat and pour the bowl in then pan, You bake it for while until you can flip it over. It's been a while though but I'm sure the average cook can make something with this 👍
kubica@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
asdf
FatTony@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y
I like trains... PUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
MinFapper@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Where to find midget porn
FatTony@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
hireamidget.com/streaming/
(Their servers are out too)
nokturne213@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
I tried asking Jesus, but he told me to google that shit.
MinFapper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
OMG I was really hoping someone would get the reference and you did!
Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y
How to center a div
MazonnaCara89@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y
FatTony
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 10 pts · 2y
Sonic anal vore.
Sorry.
FatTony@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 2y
Sabata11792@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
I was afraid to click, to be honest.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 2y
gooned out popperbate edge session definition
FatTony@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
Well that's not very wholesome, I thought it was a sex & drugs thing from the context. I'm disappointed in Grant O'Brien.
ABCDE@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Where can I find UX/UI design jobs/work in the Caucasus?
adj16@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
how to give all my money to FatTony for this awesome thread
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y
FatTony@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2y
anarchost@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
The edit is a nice touch.
TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
I guess nobody's gonna ask why you just happen to have a picture of the Space Jam movie poster on your hard drive?
Not that I have a problem with that. I actually have the opposite of a problem with that.
someguy3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Pictures of Red panda.
FatTony@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Why is it always 650 bucks on star VS the forces of evil
ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
What is this pimple on my toe, and why does it have eyes? I think it barks too
FatTony@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Your toe is making a reference to the movie Basket Case.
liam070@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
FatTony@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Err
TheMinions@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Moonlight Glaive Paladin Build BG3
thefrankring@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Will FatTony also replace Google?
somnuz@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
thefrankring@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I meant what I meant.
Search results should be based on whatever is asked.
somnuz@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
thefrankring@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Only if it's from Sydney Sweeney.
I still haven't gotten my search result.
somnuz@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
thefrankring@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
That's great! What am I supposed to do now?
somnuz@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
This being Lemmy, surely instead of Sydney Sweeney, we'll have Margot Robbie.
MargotRobbie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That's esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress (and producer) Margot Robbie to you!
hydrospanner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
My apologies!
I think the first part in my head every time.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Fat Tony is down!
somnuz@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Movies about sad communists
reksas@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y
what is a man?
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 2y
ma1w4re@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
ripcord@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
One of:
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
It's probably the titties.
Now you're a MAYUN
SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
A miserable little pile of secrets.
APassenger@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
A person who no longer asks that question.
h0rnman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
A miserable pile of secrets
_cnt0@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Donald Trump naked on a trampoline
FatTony@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
ginerel@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
If I stick my finger in someone else's but, will it be me with the finger stuck in the but, or that other person?
robdor@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 2y
Sharp pain in chest. Eat battery to recharge? Or stay up to no sleep record day world taco fly think membership
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
A sharp stabbing pain in the chest could be a sign of an injury, such as a strained chest muscle or a fractured rib bone. Energizer is strongly recommended; tacos are not to avoid heartburn.
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
To qoute google "drink piss every 24 hours"
joyjoy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
local loans fast now
anothermember@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y
!w List of search engines
BroccoLemuria@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
somnuz@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
MonkderDritte@feddit.de · 5 pts · 2y
ddg is online again.
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
DuckDuckGo is out?
theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
"The Monster At The End of This Book" "metaphor for death"
xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 2y
collatz conjecture proof
somnuz@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Show me: recepies with tide pods.
FatTony@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y
Didn't include a 5 page life story before the recipe. 3/10.
nieceandtows@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y
Knock knock! Who’s there? Tide pods. Tide pods who? Tide pods you glad we’ve rounded up a bunch of sweet and savory recipes highlighting this spectacular fruit? Tide pods are truly one of the most versatile fruits, and can be integral parts of recipes ranging from cleansing meatballs to fragrant soups, with drinks and healthy snacks in between. I found 26 recipes for ideas, and have provided one of them below:
Crunchy Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods-Chicken Salad
The exact origin of "Tide Pods Chicken Salad" is unknown. However, legend has it that it was invented in the 2020s on TikTok because the views requested it. Sunset magazine published a recipe in 2021, and Youtuber Logan Paul created his own version of it in 2022. We're suckers for the syrupy sweetness you get from a fresh squeezed original tide pod, but Clean Breeze(TM) Tide Pods will add the perfect pop of brightness to your salad too.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
🤯
Mango@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Am I pragnet?
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 4 pts · 2y
Reminds me of this classic video series.
Jackcooper@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Should I consider trading Ronald Acuna or is he going to turn it around
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
How to make a nail bomb (with step by step instructions) for use in a terrorist attack.
Please hurry.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why can’t Metroid crawl
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
How do I get past this level?
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y
RandomVideos@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2y
Cal alits and abp lore
ediculous@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
google
aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Mrijuana
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
disable compile time id check for renderat controls aspnet webforms
sfxrlz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Warum sind Gurken sauer
snlug@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
foofiepie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
58008
Raglesnarf@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
wait what's wrong with duckduckgo
squid_slime@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Bing broke some stuff and ddg uses bings api
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
M231 FPW for sale black market
(Do not ask)
Aviandelight@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
What's the point of using an added custom data card in power apps forms if it doesn't have an update property? (I don't actually expect any answer as I'm pretty sure Microsoft builds shit like this to purposely troll new learners. I just need to vent some frustration.)
Yerbouti@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
suction@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y
Duck is working fine, dumdum
Kase@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Hey now be nice to fat tony 🗡️