Yeah sure, but I think people figured out the taste test by the time we got to modern humans. Rub it in skin… wait a few hours, rub it in lips, nibble it, and so on
For context, we're playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We've been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like "hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?" and "pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief."
The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.
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can@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 2y
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 2y
jsomae@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 2y
that's vicious. the clever trick with the resolution really makes it work.
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2y
Oh wow, I didn't even notice! That's so good.
I got hit by it so bad I had to save it.
crazyCat@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
I feel dumb, what am I missing here?
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
The play button "overlay" is a higher resolution than the image, as if the image was compressed but the play button was rendered natively.
It's a small detail that really helps to sell the illusion of a real video.
PanoptiDon@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 2y
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Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 2y
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Dearth@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 2y
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 33 pts · 2y
DacoTaco@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
I have terrible friends haha
ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org · 30 pts · 2y
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Biblically accurate Clipy.
philycheeze@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 2y
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 30 pts · 2y
blackluster117@possumpat.io · 29 pts · 2y
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garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Me too thanks
ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
skulblaka@startrek.website · 28 pts · 2y
mihnt@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 2y
BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Saved cheers
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y
MicrondeMMMMMMM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Well uhm yes!
Mora@pawb.social · 1 pts · 2y
Dude is getting pegged
mecfs@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
I don't need to go overseas to find drug dealer park; I live in Chicago. We have drug dealer park at home.
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2y
Totally Hamburg
Mango@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Me failing a perception check six (6!) times in a row
chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 2y
ignotum@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
My system: please! It's been 4 months! I have 73000 updates pending, please do an update!
Me: mmm, maybe later
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y
Klaymore@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y
stardustsystem@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
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Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
UNY0N@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
LemmyFeed@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Wtf!? Why you gotta call me out like that.
UNY0N@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Sorry my dude, you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
codapine@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y
Honestly, I had to read this slowly, one word at a time, in case you the put words wrong way around again
guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y
Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz · 21 pts · 2y
espressome@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Blinchik@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 2y
selinson@mander.xyz · 18 pts · 2y
daniyeg@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 2y
recklessengagement@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
JoeKis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
st33n@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
This was inevitable
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
ciapatri@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Joker, the human who's better at evil than a cosmic being that feeds on children.
kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
This
plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 2y
ZombieMantis@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
Credit to the Picard Maneuver
RedditRefugee69@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah sure, but I think people figured out the taste test by the time we got to modern humans. Rub it in skin… wait a few hours, rub it in lips, nibble it, and so on
Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Just because we can eat it does not mean we should. Looking at YOU, cabbage cultivars.
papalonian@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
denshirenji@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
atro_city@fedia.io · 14 pts · 2y
Routhinator@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
That man should be hanged with his own stupid tie.
Maven@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 2y
Mango@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
✋😏
dil@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
LinyosT@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 2y
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Jyek@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
LesDeuxBonsYeux@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Metype@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
EnderMB@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Saying cringe is cringey.
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 10 pts · 2y
For context, we're playing an elder scrolls RPG in my tabletop group. We've been meeting the various leaders of cyrodiil. They were handing out cute quests like "hey, can you grab some authentic akaviri swords folded over a million times then dropped in a hole in the ground for me?" and "pls help, I think my goober son is getting into a mischief."
The count of skingrad just straight up officially sanctioned a murder in the streets of a vigilant of stendarr.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
catfooddispenser@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
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vox@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 2y
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They're all off lemmy anyway so instead here's some graffiti I saw
mryessir@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 2y
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
dwemthy@lemdro.id · 8 pts · 2y
minamoog@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
gveltaine@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 2y
Fuck
Head@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y
garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Zangoose@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
does this count?

no_comment@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Getawombatupya@aussie.zone · 7 pts · 2y
helpmyusernamewontfi@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Those bottom ones look like UFP starships without the nacelles.
StonedLemmyUser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
JebanuusPisusII@szmer.info · 6 pts · 2y
Crampon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
ShadowAndFlame@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 2y
derg@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Right guy would win in a fight, but center one wins the bread prize.
themakara@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Midnight1938@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 2y
This post has certainly been a huge success
HelixDab2@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
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StudChud@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
vairse@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Getawombatupya@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
YATTA!
PlexSheep@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 2y
cows_are_underrated@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 2y
::: spoiler Explanation DMT is A very potent psychedelic drug.
Shown in the picture is DM-Tea(DM is a German groceries company), which spoken sound similar to DMT. :::
Shard@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Do you confirm you are 18 or older?
JoeKis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
nieminen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 2y
NotBillMurray@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Have some faith, word bearer
Godric@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
nixpa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
trslim@pawb.social · 2 pts · 2y
capital@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
A little niche, but
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
How 😅
Darkard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
AwkwardTurtle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
airon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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anas@lemmy.world · -26 pts · 2y
oh god, engagement bait made it to Lemmy, it was good while it lasted, folks
Mango@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
ಠ_ಠ
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Their meme was themselves I guess.