Ik ik but control yourselfs

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137 Comments

MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 214 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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amelia@feddit.org · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Richard McDickface

timmytbt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Harsh, but fair

Technus@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y

This is the only correct answer.

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Hehe, or maybe Dick

ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 81 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Richard.

pyre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

McRichardface

wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Beat me to it

Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Beat me to it to it

jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Beat meat to beat meat to it

Dungrad@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
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NaturalViber@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Beat me to it to it to it

Zoot@reddthat.com · 78 pts · 2y (3 replies)

How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.

It is the solid choice, though.

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

lord 😂

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

Nobody nose, nobody nose...

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 2y

Little Richard

AM_Butts@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Sir Richard Johnson

meathorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)
Varven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

It's ok if this format goes away

Zier@fedia.io · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus

SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y

Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.

tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What about Penix?

Varven@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Captain Winky

Count Dickula

Dingaling

Drumstick

Fiddlestick

Frankfurter

Fuzz Baton

Gherkin

Hermes

Javelin

Jimmy Joystick

Kielbasa

Knobbins

Lieutenant Dangle

Lollipop

Moby Dick

Mr. McFlutey

Oboe

Peepers

Pickles

Pinky

Pistol Pete

Popsicle

Rodney

Schniedel

Screwdriver

Shillelagh

Slim Jim

Spigot

Stiffie

Swizzlestick

Tadger

Teeny Zucchini

Tooly

Twigberry

Uncle Reamus

Unicorn

Wangdoodle

Wibbles

Willie

Woody

Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y

Schlong

Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Assmouthdeus

Bellenda

Cock'n'balla

Dick Facey

Fuckface

Phallicus

Zamotic@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y

I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!

titus_w_blotter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!

Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Copy pasting does that for ya

Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Dickhead?

Cascio@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You mean, Richard Cranium.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.

Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Yea!

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y

Richard

Mangoholic@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know

saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Ha, I have a friend called Rani

dingus182@endlesstalk.org · 24 pts · 2y

Moby

Draegur@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y

Richard Johnson

Darkard@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rod

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Rod loves you

xavier666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I certainly hope not

Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Biggus

admin@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y
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Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y

Little finger.

As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.

pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Why does everyone want Richard?

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Everyone loves Dick

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Dickens

watson387@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Donger

butter@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y

Donger is my middle name

pepperjacques@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh, crud!

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Heres to another lousy cat name.

corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y

Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.

holycrap@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y

If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.

demizerone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Cheney

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Clever...

frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Johnny Sack.

Furballz.

h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y

Shaft! You damn right.

Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Priapuss

AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Straight to the top of the thread for you.

HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fuck Nose.

filtoid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!

HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

“What’s wrong with your cat?”

“Fuck nose”

“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”

“Fuck nose?”

istoff@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Fur balls

SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Richard Head

lengau@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y

Nee Solomon?

0ops@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Dr. Phal

Sternburgexport@feddit.org · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd call him dickhead

ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

The most accurate name lol

Wolf314159@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y

Don Glover

tabris@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Facciotina di Cazzo

xcutie@linux.community · 9 pts · 2y

Dicky McDickface

BlueBeard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Dick Dastardly

Lifebandit666@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It's Cock Nose

Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dickface

wiase@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y

Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.

p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Penis

Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 8 pts · 2y

Steve.

omxxi@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2y
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Is that long john johnson?

Fallofturkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Peter

Beacon@fedia.io · 6 pts · 2y

Pussy Cat

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat

milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

b_t@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Cody, the death dealer

frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y

Gonzo

enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y

naughtius phallus

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Little Ricky

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y

That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y

Phalix

StaySquared@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
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AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y

Edgar Allan Poe.

Not the name of his cat, the name of him.

SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dickfacé

hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!

bomberesque1@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Biffle

darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

Lil' PP

iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Shit head

wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Y?

iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name

StThicket@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y

Willy or Dickie

BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Richard Cranium

Edit: someone beat me to it 😆

drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter

SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Nightwing

TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bramblepelt

PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Schnozz Goblin

Pepe le peen

Rocket Man

Phallic Freddie

Mr. Bojangles

Skibidick

beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y

“Boniface” yknow like some pope

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Chubby

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

Currington

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Dong face

vipaal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Dickfore

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Are you sad nobody asked you what is a dickfore?

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...

perishthethought@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

That went dark fast, lolllll

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Came here to say that.

Although, Dickfour. So snide bastards can ask what happened with the first 3.

zeppo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Tyrone T-Bone

kindenough@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
FortuneKeeper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Cockface

carl_dungeon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Cokan Ballsy

Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You are what you eat

EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

A furry representation of a cockNballs?

Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y

Dick whitington

wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Ishmael

otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

Justice.

AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Wingnut

unminded@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y

Dickon Tarly

HairyHarry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
witty_username@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Howard

Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Hot dog

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.

mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

a cat ofc

Shizu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Dr. Dickens

jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

What’s on that table in front of him?

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

George

MrOzwaldMan@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
mygoodsir@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y

how did nobody say Penis Man