Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
137 Comments
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 214 pts · 2y
amelia@feddit.org · 31 pts · 2y
Richard McDickface
timmytbt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y
Harsh, but fair
Technus@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y
This is the only correct answer.
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Hehe, or maybe Dick
ramius345@sh.itjust.works · 81 pts · 2y
Richard.
pyre@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
McRichardface
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Beat me to it
Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Beat me to it to it
jaybone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Beat meat to beat meat to it
Dungrad@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
NaturalViber@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Beat me to it to it to it
Zoot@reddthat.com · 78 pts · 2y
How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
lord 😂
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
Nobody nose, nobody nose...
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 50 pts · 2y
Little Richard
AM_Butts@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
Sir Richard Johnson
meathorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
Varven@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Microplasticbrain@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 2y
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
It's ok if this format goes away
Zier@fedia.io · 31 pts · 2y
Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
SlyLycan@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social · 30 pts · 2y
What about Penix?
Varven@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y
Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
Taleya@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 2y
Schlong
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y
Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
Zamotic@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y
I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
titus_w_blotter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
OMG you even alphabetized them. Sploosh!
Tja@programming.dev · 1 pts · 2y
Copy pasting does that for ya
Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Many are from a huge list (some modified) but I picked out favorites that seemed fitting for a pet and it was actually easier to just retype them. Some were my ideas (e.g. Lt. Dangle because I love Reno 911). I didn't want duplicates so alphabetizing was the simplest way to avoid that. And yes I giggled pretty much the whole time 😁
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y
Dickhead?
Cascio@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
You mean, Richard Cranium.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y
Yea!
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
Richard
Mangoholic@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 2y
Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
saltesc@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Ha, I have a friend called Rani
dingus182@endlesstalk.org · 24 pts · 2y
Moby
Draegur@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y
Richard Johnson
Darkard@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y
Rod
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2y
Rod loves you
xavier666@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
I certainly hope not
Hadriscus@lemm.ee · 20 pts · 2y
Biggus
admin@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y
Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
Why does everyone want Richard?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Everyone loves Dick
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Dickens
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y
Donger
butter@midwest.social · 3 pts · 2y
Donger is my middle name
pepperjacques@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 2y
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Oh, crud!
occhionaut@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Heres to another lousy cat name.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 2y
Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
holycrap@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y
If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
demizerone@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Cheney
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Clever...
frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
h3mlocke@lemm.ee · 13 pts · 2y
Shaft! You damn right.
Angry_Autist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Priapuss
AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Straight to the top of the thread for you.
HowManyNimons@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Fuck Nose.
filtoid@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
istoff@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Fur balls
SlowRoastedMadness@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Richard Head
lengau@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
Nee Solomon?
0ops@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
Dr. Phal
Sternburgexport@feddit.org · 10 pts · 2y
I'd call him dickhead
ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
The most accurate name lol
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 10 pts · 2y
Don Glover
tabris@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Facciotina di Cazzo
xcutie@linux.community · 9 pts · 2y
Dicky McDickface
BlueBeard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Dick Dastardly
Lifebandit666@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 2y
It's Cock Nose
Brickhead92@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Dickface
wiase@discuss.online · 7 pts · 2y
Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Penis
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 8 pts · 2y
Steve.
omxxi@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2y
Satyr
sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satyr
UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Is that long john johnson?
Fallofturkey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Peter
Beacon@fedia.io · 6 pts · 2y
Pussy Cat
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y
b_t@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Cody, the death dealer
frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Gonzo
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
naughtius phallus
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Little Ricky
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
lnxtx@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y
Phalix
StaySquared@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y
Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
SailorMoss@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
Dickfacé
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
bomberesque1@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Biffle
darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl · 4 pts · 2y
Lil' PP
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
Shit head
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Y?
iamjackflack@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
From the movie the jerk. It’s his dogs name
StThicket@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 2y
Willy or Dickie
BlitzoTheOisSilent@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Richard CraniumEdit: someone beat me to it 😆
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Nightwing
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Bramblepelt
PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Schnozz Goblin
Pepe le peen
Rocket Man
Phallic Freddie
Mr. Bojangles
Skibidick
beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
“Boniface” yknow like some pope
MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Chubby
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Currington
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Dong face
vipaal@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
New Shepard (of Blue Origin that dick shaped space flight in which Jeff Bezos took off for his first mission)
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Dickfore
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Are you sad nobody asked you what is a dickfore?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
But think of the opportunities you'd get naming your pet tha... Wait...
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y
That went dark fast, lolllll
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Came here to say that.
Although, Dickfour. So snide bastards can ask what happened with the first 3.
zeppo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Tyrone T-Bone
kindenough@kbin.earth · 2 pts · 2y
Peniston Portlock Pawney
FortuneKeeper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cockface
carl_dungeon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Cokan Ballsy
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
You are what you eat
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y
A furry representation of a cockNballs?
Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 2y
Dick whitington
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Ishmael
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Justice.
AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
Wingnut
unminded@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2y
Dickon Tarly
HairyHarry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Dicky Dick Dickens
witty_username@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
Howard
Moah@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Hot dog
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Penisface, "baby" or something when it won't do to shout that.
mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
a cat ofc
Shizu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Dr. Dickens
jaybone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What’s on that table in front of him?
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
George
MrOzwaldMan@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y
mygoodsir@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 2y
how did nobody say Penis Man