Healthcare

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85 Comments

Banichan@dormi.zone · 130 pts · 2y (48 replies)

Lifelong? You could of set that up at any time!

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 250 pts · 2y (25 replies)
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loie@lemmy.world · 78 pts · 2y

Did not expect to learn this today.

Or any day really but definitely not today

jballs@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 2y (7 replies)

This guy gal fucks.

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 126 pts · 2y (6 replies)
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peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (5 replies)

No, no I just pretty much ruined sex for me by myself. Thanks for trying to cheer me up though.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 61 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Have you tried blasting yogurt up your butt?

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Not on the first date.

peopleproblems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I don't think I want to know. Personally I'd rather things stay out

figjam@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y

I mean, don't knock til you try it?

figjam@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
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KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Damn, reading this makes me feel lucky to be part of a kink/sex community that has a lot of respectful guys. I wanna do it but I've not done anal even, so we shall see.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Reading this just reminds me how vanilla I am. Like, I’ll watch y’all get down for four minutes on video one Tuesday a month, but naaah, I’m good on the actually being there and being a part of it part.

KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

Nothing wrong with vanilla, if you're happy with what you are, that's all that counts.

I enjoy the excitement of group sex and having sex with different partners. I don't orgasm with other people, so for me it's just the novel excitement and intimacy. But because I enjoy it doesn't mean anyone else needs to.

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Oh I’m all for people doing what makes them happy. I just can’t imagine ever being driven there myself.

Cryophilia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Lol, why specifically on a Tuesday?

Two's Day

Cryophilia@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Cryophilia@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Currently smashing that like button

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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occhionaut@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I am also currently smashing that like button. Very funny!

MTK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

I didn't think pain kink is common. As a guy, if my partner seems in pain I instantly lose half my erection out of worry that I hurt them.

Which is a real problem when your partner's pleasured face is the same as their pained face.

timestatic@feddit.org · 6 pts · 2y

Damn, I didn't expect to get this insightful knowledge about womens takes on DP today!

Banichan@dormi.zone · -30 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 2y
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pyre@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

do you set out to look dumber with every comment or is it just happenstance?

ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

It's either a really ham-fisted troll, or the most socially inept moron I've seen online in a decade. Interchangeable, really.

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 100 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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airbreather@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I could of course say this as well. It's clearer with additional punctuation like "I could, of course, [...]", but I don't think the comma-free version is technically incorrect (anymore, if it ever was).

Mr_Blott@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y
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Banichan@dormi.zone · -95 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Obvious troll is obvious

EvilCartyen@feddit.dk · 74 pts · 2y

Man's helping you not look stupid and you're calling him a troll, amigo.

M137@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

Congratulations, you're dumb as fuck!

Rakonat@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y

She's an only fans thot, this is just advertising to her simps

shneancy@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (7 replies)

that depends on their definition of double penetration

is it two holes at once?

or is it two dicks in one hole?

the latter is significantly more difficult and for a lot of people requires training to do safely

wildcardology@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

DP = ass and vag

DAP = two dicks in ass

DVP = two dicks in vag

Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com · 20 pts · 2y

DVD = digital video disk

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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zalgotext@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Gobble gobble

gwen@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

i think it's someones dick in the vagina and someone elses dick in the asshole

Fish@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

I guess you will have to do your research to find out which type of dp applies to this specific scenario.

shneancy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

not always

Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

foggianism@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (3 replies)

She is pondering to her male fanbase. Edit: *pandering

tehmics@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pandering

ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No, she's pondering her male fanbase, the way one ponders orbs

zedgeist@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

What kind of orbs might one ponder of a male fanbase? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

You're right. Lemme call some people...

MonkRome@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It looks like this chick shoots porn and is an "influencer". I assume she was just advertising herself. Also she publicly seems to like Andrew Tate, weird. I think she just says what she thinks people want to hear for attention because that's how she makes money.

chemicalprophet@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Who, thot?

Thteven@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled "DP for universal healthcare" or "gang bang to end the war in Gaza".

driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

During the SOPA act debate years ago, I convinced my sister, who was a porn model from that time, to "censor" the pictures she published on Twitter with a black bar with "STOP SOPA" and to link to a page about it. She actually got a booster because her followers started commenting and discussing about it in her replies.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y

Can you give me your sister's number?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 2y

This is the natural evolution of the telethon. It was only a matter of time. Jerry Lewis would be proud.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You read way more than I do when watching porn

Thteven@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -22 pts · 2y (4 replies)

dude if only the palestine people were this motivated i would actually support them lmao

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Israeli society is divided over the arrest of 10 soldiers for the brutal gang rape of a Palestinian prisoner caught on video.

The video, which has been verified by Al Jazeera, shows the prisoner being selected from a larger group lying bound on the floor. The victim is then escorted to a wall, where guards, using their shields to hide their identity from the camera, proceed to rape him.

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Israeli pressure group Guarding the Soldiers – a new organisation formed in defence of the soldiers accused of rape – was quoted in Israeli media as saying: “The hearing in the high court this morning is absurd and a gift to [Hamas leader Yahya] Sinwar and murderers.”

Israeli politicians, including cabinet members, have also defended the accused. Ben-Gvir, who is responsible for the prison service, told Israeli media on the day of the reservists’ arrest that it was “shameful” for Israel to arrest “our best heroes”. The same day, Smotrich, who had been among the right-wing mob to storm the prison, published a video message, saying that “IDF soldiers deserve respect” and must not be treated as “criminals”.

On being asked by Ahmad Tibi, one of the Arab MPs within the Israeli Knesset last week if it was legitimate “to insert a stick into a person’s rectum”, Hanoch Milwidsky, a member of Prime Minister Benyamin Netanyahu’s ruling Likud party, responded: “If he is a Nukhba [Hamas militant], everything is legitimate to do! Everything!”

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

russia did the same shit in ukraine, i certainly don't remember seeing anybody shit and piss themselves nearly as much as they are now, russia is also known for engaging in "russification" just a little bit of cultural deletion going on, nothing to see here.

And this ignores the blatant bombing and attacks on civilian locations, including their own. Though that last bit might be more historical.

I'm sure china is guilty of at least a few of these as well.

like idk what you want me to say, that shits bad, and im pretty sure it's already a crime. I'm also not even sure how prevalent this is, you don't mention any numbers or anything. People in the ranks are corrupt, morally or monetarily, shit happens. The best you can do is deal with it retroactively, and if you don't it merely breeds the influence of that culture.

It's not like i can just up and move to palestine and start shooting Israelis, i guess i could complain online, but my opinion is that it's already a shitty situation and that there are legitimate humanitarian concerns. But beyond that, it's outside of my power.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

russia did the same shit in ukraine,

Whayabboutery much?

KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 1y

it's really not whataboutism, at the end of the day, far more life has been lost in and over russian/urkraine, than has been lost in palestine from israel.

You can't call everything whataboutism, because then we would have no moral framework whatsoever. If everything had to be dealt with in isolation the law would be a mess. Thankfully it's not, because it's not dealt with in isolation. It's dealt with at a broader social context.

Arguably this isn't even whataboutism, because whataboutism is a deflection tactic used to focus on other issues entirely, of which i am not doing at all.

And to be pedantically specific, true whataboutism here would be you guys saying "israel is genociding palestine" and then me responding with "yeah and so is hamas, they've stated as such" that would be REAL whataboutism.

But in this case i'm merely referencing another conflict in a similar time span, in a similar area. To gauge consistency and general thoughts on the matter. Of which there seem to be none, i've never seen anybody in IP talk about this conflict, so that's interesting. Doesn't really mean much other than these people only want to talk about IP and only seem to know things about IP.

Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 52 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Mood.

NegativeInf@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Which one?

Cadeillac@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

🧹

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y

She was getting two vaccinations.

PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com · 25 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Fair enough. My lifelong dream is to have sex.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I don't care about sex. I just want to be loved.

Crikeste@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

🤔

You’re username suggests otherwise.

occhionaut@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Horny of the heart

I can attest

bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

Whoa oh oh oh, I'll never give in

RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 2y

Damn I could go for both...

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)
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trolololol@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

it’s been 2 centuries

Glances at the number of revolutionary struggles and the resulting downfall of colonial governments in that time

Not bad, but we can do better.

trolololol@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Cia intensely enters the chat

NSA agents reassigned to new case

HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I mean, me too, but I’ll settle for the double penetration.

werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So did it happen? We need updates!

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Nope, still no healthcare

Etterra@lemmy.world · -156 pts · 2y (17 replies)
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LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 68 pts · 2y (2 replies)

No need to be so jealous and insecure bro, just because you're not getting fucked doesn't mean you're a lesser human being or less valid as a person. We don't measure human worth in penis.

indepndnt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hmm, I'm trying to imagine measuring my worth with my penis. Like, if worth was a linear distance I could be like "I'm worth seven penises!"

LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y

I'll give you 7 dongs for this!

Pieverson@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 2y

Yikes

boonhet@lemm.ee · 29 pts · 2y

Condoms exist, as do STD tests

blindbunny@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Somebody's jealous

Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 2y

Honestly I don't think anyone who is happy with their sex life is invested in how other people's sex life is.

Looking at the homophobic crowd.

Harvey656@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I bet your fun at parties.

FelixCress@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (1 reply)

His wife is.

CptEnder@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Eww go back to Reddit

TGS@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I wish I saw this before it got removed lmfao

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I can still see it. Disclaimer, I do not agree with any of what the commenter says. The comment is as follows:

"Well I hope she enjoys being a slut while she can because she sure ain't getting healthcare for the STDs she gonna catch."

Some people are just ignorant, like the person who wrote that comment.

TGS@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Thanks for the context! :D

Omniraptor@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Lemmy instances usually have a public modlog, you can look it up if you like

TGS@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Ohhhh interesting, thanks for the information! I'm going to check if there is any way to enable that on the Eternity app (Infinity for Lemmy - fork of Infinity for Reddit). :D

Cosmicomical@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I hope you find a way to become a better person, because at the moment you are scum