social media rule

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TxzK@lemmy.zip · 121 pts · 1y (13 replies)

I just love how literary no one involved even acknowledged the existence of Threads lmfao.

Orbituary@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y (7 replies)

Literary or literally? (hint: neither are correct.)

switchboard_pete@fedia.io · 62 pts · 1y

literally is objectively correct in this context

pipe01@programming.dev · 25 pts · 1y

Literaryly

can@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (4 replies)

The latter is correct, no?

syreus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

In the secondary, new-age definition of "literally" yes that's true.

We lost the war for "literally". It's now just an emphasis word. The definition is mind bending:

1)in a literal manner or sense; exactly.

2)informal; used for emphasis or to express strong feeling while not being literally true.

On the bright side less people use "absolutely" incorrectly than before.

can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Sure, but where in the image do you see someone acknowledge the existence of Threads?

syreus@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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can@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

I'm reading it

Voltage@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I used to see people having some sort of threads number on their instagram profile, now sometimes i forget that even exists lol

Anivia@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y

It's the same number on every Instagram profile

Fiat126@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

i haven't heard of anyone actually using it, but I've heard of people using the others

can@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

... MILF Messenger?

Hildegarde@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

you did 🙀

bruhbeans@lemmy.ml · 94 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Milf Messenger needs to join the fediverse

hankskyjames777@thebrainbin.org · 17 pts · 1y (4 replies)

AKA Alovoa (upcomingly)

TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Full of scammer bots there.

hankskyjames777@thebrainbin.org · 5 pts · 1y

We can fend them off if we could self-host the hell out of it...

praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
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hankskyjames777@thebrainbin.org · 1 pts · 1y
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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 57 pts · 1y (2 replies)
univers3man@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Holy shit that was a fast article

xantoxis@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

I'm mostly just impressed at whoever came up with a plausible-looking and fairly professional icon for it.

gex@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y

Mastodon: Independent, Libre, Federated

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 1y (6 replies)

As of time of commenting:

Top free

Top social

That other search term

Edit: USA Apple App Store

Zomg@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Pssst, it's a meme, milf messenger isn't real bro. Ya did a whole book report on a joke homie.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I was looking for Blue Sky!

And until I searched I didn’t know how many cougar apps the App Store had. So much better off now.

SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

It's okay, we were also hoping for its existence.

anas@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Top rated apps are region dependent.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y

Good call, edited

USA Apple App Store

nepenthes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Looking at that list we (humanity) are screwed.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

turtletracks@lemmy.zip · 27 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I can't lie, bluesky is pretty nice. Discovery feels like it's actually functional, and it's got the growth. And fuck twitter.

Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 1y (2 replies)

chuckles in mastodon

turtletracks@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Eh, I really didn't care for Mastodon.

MareOfNights@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 1y

Do you know ays good memesters on there? I got dropped into the science/open source algo. I need to add some funny

socsa@piefed.social · 21 pts · 1y

I accidentally told my wife about it

10_0@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Who is using threads? And who other than guys are using milf messenger? And wtf is bluesky?

Donkter@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 1y (1 reply)

If there were no women on milf messenger there would be no milfs to message.

Checkmate, liberal.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Nah, in this case the M in MILF stands for “Men.” It’s obviously an app for gay males hookups. That’s the real reason why wives aren’t allowed to join.

TheBat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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Aatube@kbin.melroy.org · 6 pts · 1y

Who is using threads? And wtf is bluesky? —@10_0@lemmy.world

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 11 pts · 1y

Man, I love frogs.

Feyter@programming.dev · 8 pts · 1y

The one with the M was the open source and federated one, correct?

Etterra@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

That looks like MtG's M symbol.

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

I'm not seeing it. (android user)

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

It’s not a real app and not a real chart.

ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

well shit ._.

tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Look at my reply to the op.