I'll go first.
3 options
- Going back to 1964 to watch the Duke Ellington's Montreal show. Try to meet the man and the musicians. Hang around my city.
- Go in the end of the 70s to meet my parents before they had kids. Grab a couple of beers and party with my young adults parents. See my uncles, etc. in their young time
- Going to 1881 during the couple of days when Nietzsche wrote Zarathoustra. I want to discuss with guy even if he is supposed to be writing all day long. No consequence right.
What are yours?
EDIT: I'll clarify: You can't affect the timeline. It means you cant go back to try to get rich with stocks, lottery, etc. It's like going to see a movie, when you come back the world will be exactly the same. You can interact with people, but in the end, the day you spend in the past will not have existed for anyone but you, in your memories.
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user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 66 pts · 1y
Option 1: Attend Stewen Hawking's time traveller party - he likely won't expect someone so dumb though
Option 2: Watch and experience Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia - I often hear our conservatives argue this was actually friendly
I'd definitely try to record everything in both cases.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 26 pts · 1y
I've always suspected that Stephen Hawking's time traveler party did happen and there were many people there but Hawking's agreed to tell everyone that no one showed up.
I bet they also made a clone of Hawkings and left the clone behind and took the real him to the Future with them.
He's probably partying in 2743 right now in an 18 year old body, surrounded by beautiful futuristic space babes with neon hair and skintight glitter clothes.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 1y
But seriously though, if someone did show up, it's possible saying that no one did was simply required. Imagine everyone now thinking the future people will save us, and suddenly there's no future.
But I am sure it would still have some effects because of the butterfly effect. Hey, perhaps travelling into the past creates near-infinite timelines each time with all possibilities. I mean, it would affect the time traveller himself, and something would be slightly different each time. Simple example, because of the time traveller's presence things will go different and they will arrive at slightly different time due to which they will again arrive at a slightly different time. They may know something else, do something else, with some different effect in each time. But there's only so much a minor thing could do.
Perhaps if Hawking admitted to the vistors, rather than an unimaginable number of similar timelines, there would simply be no... but then the visitor ceases to exist... but if they already travelled back they must have...
Fuck, I hate getting stuck thinking about time travel.
But perhaps that's the thing, admitting to this would have perhaps resulted in some catastrophic events. But, like, how would you ensure it does not happen.
OK, let's trace it.
Time traveller goes back, returns, Hawking admits it, we're doomed with hope, there's no future, no time traveller to return.
But!!! They have already returned to their timeline. Maybe it doesn't effect their timeline. Maybe they just doomed one timeline, and only one, because in that one there won't be...
No, what the fuck, I can't just... or would that open another timeline... No. If you can't affect your own timeline it's not time travel.
Crap.
God damnit!!
Szyler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
The premis for this thread is that there is no effect on anyone. Only YOU remember what happend after the 24 hours. Nothing changes except you now have a memory of something happened but no one or nothing can confirm that it happend.
Basically, what do you wish yo hallucinate with 100% factual events for 24 hours.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
That was out of the posts scope, only related to parent comment.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
daddy32@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"Warsaw pact" makes it sound like it wasn't orchestrated by the fucking russians... It was friendly if you don't count the tanks fire, people overrun by them, tens of thousands people displaced....
WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 1y
Initially I read that as “you can go back in time for 24 hours” and thought why would 24 hours ago be that interesting? :)
So my initial answer is: Not eating the late night burger I had last night.
My final answer is: San Francisco in the 60s/70s to hang out with the Dead and all the other amazing artists of that time. Maybe see a show at the Fillmore.
scytale@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I read it like that at first as well and actually have a use-case for it. I have a certification exam next week and that 24 hour rewind would be very helpful if I do terrible on the exam. lol
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 34 pts · 1y
I would go back to when this post had no comments and be the first so I can explain to everyone else what no consequence means. That way when I come back to the present I can still be disappointed by half of the answers in this thread.
Interesting_Test_814@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 1y
Except no one would be able to read your comment before posting because, again, no consequence. So that's pointless.
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
The second sentence of my comment illustrates that lol. It's was supposed to be tongue in cheek.
Szyler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I read your second part as "people can't read, so 50% are still wrong, even if you explained it perfectly".
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Right? Even with my edits to clarify people just want to buy bitcoins lol.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
The only comment about bitcoins I've seen so far is scamming someone out of their wallet, which could actually work. If you got their account information, that's just data that is a memory. With the number of bitcoin wallets people have lost the login information for, it's actually a workable idea for this scenario.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
There's a couple. maybe not just bitcoins but the idea of trying to get rich. That and many people who wish they werent born... Makes me kinda sad to be honest.
Mothra@mander.xyz · 28 pts · 1y
At first I thought you meant "go back in time 24hs" in which case my answer would have been "yes! And get my haircut elsewhere!!!" But seeing what you mean for real, and with no consequences, I'd go back in time to see extinct animals. Shame I can't bring photos back with me
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thought the same thing and was like, go the fuck to bed and do not watch that shit show of a boxing match.
Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Lmao, it was just a jerk going ez on a grandpa. I got scared for mike but realised jakes not gonna do shit.
bulwark@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Lol, that's how I read it too and it got me thinking about the most inconsequential change I could make in my life in the last 24 hours. Maybe I'd get an extra ketchup packet with my lunch combo. Mission accomplished I guess.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Was this your hairdresser, bruv?
Mothra@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Lol no but similar energy
Redfox8@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
Why would bringing back photos have consequences? It's not like it'll suddenly make them become extinct! I assume the OP means consequences on the past not future of course! :)
Slowy@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Gonna go see some dinosaurs
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
What if you went back and the dinosaurs all just spoke perfectly understandable English but with a British accent? Nobody would ever believe you when you came back since “all of the science” suggests that dinosaurs didn't speak modern English with British accents.
lvxferre@mander.xyz · 14 pts · 1y
KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I'd try to meet the Buddha, and see if he could shed some of that instant enlightenment on me. In the stories, he seemed to be able to say just the right thing to people to wake them up out of the matrix.
My first answer was "buy Apple stock" but no effect on the time line probably means I don't make any money. (well wait, what about enlightenment then, does that come with me?)
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
I would prefer to go back in time literally 24 hours and HAVE consequences.
I would not eat the food that likely gave me food poisoning.
Shou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Hope you feel better soon.
2ugly2live@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Chev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Why not do the first one in the present?
lud@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Because of the consequences and the ease of access to slave owners in the past I guess.
iii@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 1y
Prevent myself from being born.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
You can't affect the timeline...
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
Maybe it's just for the catharsis.
Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
It was for me...thanks for listening to my vent -.-
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Dude just wants to see his parents smash
HurlingDurling@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Or be a cockblock... never be a cockblock dude
iii@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Still worth a shot
Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Go back to see how they built Stonehenge
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
Turns out they were utilitarian and had no bearing on astral observations.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
What kind of utility was it used for?
SpikesOtherDog@ani.social · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe they held the roof up on a large communal space?
GraniteM@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
(Assuming that "no consequence" also means that I won't die on the trip...)
Witness the Tunguska impact.
See a Beatles show when they were just some small time dudes playing in a crummy club.
Visit the Great Exhibition of 1851 and go inside the Crystal Palace
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
Go back to when I sold all 100+ Bitcoin for like $5 each and tell myself "no".
Denjin@lemmings.world · 12 pts · 1y
Said no consequences so sorry, your younger self doesn't believe you and sells them anyway.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
"Some weirdo just tried to convince me this shit will be worth millions lol. Better sell it right away and get those 200 bucks back."
ComradeMiao@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Damn
EnderMB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Oh fuck, I felt bad for ditching two that I got free with a domain I bought, but over a hundred?!
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I wanna see Carthage
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I'd like to go back many times to earlier in my life and try different dialogue options.
Like that time you thought of the perfect comeback two days later?
Or just learn how people act and react. If I say this, they react that way. Now if I say that how do they react?
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
lud@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Hope they don't ever rotate the passwords.
Also it would be pretty hard to remember the likely very long passwords.
lud@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
I would go back to ancient Rome, Athens, or somewhere similar and just do turism.
It would be incredibly cool to just look around and feel it how the world has back then. Video games like Assassins creed Odyssey scratch that itch but it would obviously be cooler in real life.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 1y
I'd love to get the chance to talk to Isaac Asimov and talk to him about the future and how he decided to start releasing his stories. Probably around 1972 because I liked bicentennial man a lot.
Other than that:
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Assuming no consequences means I won't die, or catch a disease or something, I'd go back like a hundred million years or so to look at dinosaurs.
Redfox8@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
So many bands I'd love to see! But that's somewhat small fry, so to speak, so ancient history, if I could travel to a different location also instantaneously (guess that'dhave to be possible or else it'dbe pretty boring or hard work!). Ancient Egypt, Greece, Central America Mayans... but then, are WE immune from consequences also?! Free from contracting diseases, free from being sacrficed to a god or getting enslaved?! Can we communicate with them?! Dinosaurs would also be awesome, if immunity was guaranteed....chomp!
Or perhaps just see my dad again :)
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
If there were no consequences, I can think of a few different things I'd wanna see.
Hegar@fedia.io · 5 pts · 1y
Go to Teotihuacan to see how non/hierarchical it was, maybe trip balls if the opportunity presents itself.
Go to Harappa or Mahenjo Daro and see how indus seals were used.
Kindly ask the Minoans if that topless lady holding the snakes is in charge.
nimpnin@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Tired: obsessing over the roman empire
Wired: obsessing over other ancient civilizations
maxprime@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y
See Jimi Hendrix live.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 5 pts · 1y
Camera in hand, time to visit Chavín lands! They're one of the earliest recognizable societies of the Peruvian Andes. Given that a language barrier would be true for pretty much any "too far back" visits, might as well go with one that I'm really damn curious about!
Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I think it'd be neat to go to like 10,000 BC and just live a day in the life of some tribe/ancient city.
Eiri@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Find out a burning question that paleontologists have but can't find an answer to and tell them where to look.
dsilverz@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 1y
hellothere@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Stop trying to do the nasty in the pasty.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I could finally ride every ride at Disneyland.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Oh, I thought you meant just repeat the same day that just happened. I did not understand the question.
misterdoctor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Still a solid answer, though, even not understanding the assignment.
stinky@redlemmy.com · 2 pts · 1y
Kick my dad in the nuts on my conception night
Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
No consequences
punkwalrus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Probably see the dinosaurs in the late Cretaceous. Just before the KT extinction. I want to know how accurate we are about what dinosaurs looked like. All we know are from the bones and some fossilized skin and feathers here and there. I bet there are a TON of animals we don't even know about because they were never fossilized. What did the T-Rex use their little arms for? Were dinosaurs covered with waddles, weird skin flaps, some hairy stuff, and what color were they? For comparison, if we drew modern animals like we draw dinosaurs from just their skeletons:
Szyler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Visit the library of Alexandria before it burned, just to see the insane amount of books.
As someone else commented, see how stonehenge was built/used.
Find out how the Antikythera mechanism worked and how it was used.
Witness the construction of the pyramids.
Experience the telling of the norse mythology.
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
edit: FUUUUUCK NO CONSEQUENCES HOW DARE YOU
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Berlin Wall sightseeing.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
I actually did that haha!! I'm Canadian, but we lived in Germany from 1987 to 1992. So I got to see the wall before and after it fell. Honestly it was terrifying for a kid. There's was military every 20 meters or so, and they wouldn't allow people to get close to the wall. It's one of rare instance where I didn't feel safe, even being with my parents as a 8 years old-ish.
iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Oh, not back to yesterday? Back to any time/place for a day?
I think it would be too hard to access any of these events or people - you'd go back then just end up in jail or something. I would like to see the moon though, so if it's a literal anything is possible situation I'll hitch along with those guys, on the first moon landing.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
If I can transport things back and forth, I would probably go and max out a credit card and buy all of the gold that I can to bring with me for trade.
Then I would go to the library of Alexandria and use my cell phone to get photocopies of as many books as I possibly can, and in the downtime I would go to any open Street markets and purchase any cool relics that I can find.
Then I could come back and share some of the Lost books of Alexandria with the world and also have period correct relics that have somehow magically not been exposed to a thousand years of environmental corrosion.
Then again, that would probably also mess up their radioisotope dating but I don't know if it's specific enough to only cover a thousand ish years.
Maybe if I have a little more time to prep I can find some place that I know hasn't been Disturbed and like put them in an airtight safe and store them for me to go back and ReDiscover now.
Routhinator@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
I'd go back to the Yukon Gold Rush and make sure Fred Trump never made it out of Canada.
Edit: Doh! No consequences... huh. I'm not really sure it would be worth the trip then.
thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Remember, there are no consequences. Whatever you do will be reset, so this wouldn't work
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I'd go back to fuck at a Roman bath house in ancient times. Fuck it, no regrets.
EnderMB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Put a large bet on Leicester City to win the Premier League.
The odds were 5000-1, and the last person standing cashed out their £50 stake at £75000. I'd have put £500 on for an initial £2.5m, maybe an accumulator on the top 4 to double it, and live a comfortable life off of the winnings.
GrammarPolice@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Good luck with the bookies paying out. Had betway refuse to pay out a £500 bet once. Deleted my account with them shortly after.
EnderMB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
There was a huge worry about this at the time, but considering the odds were so large, there were maybe 2-3 people that had actually made this bet that kept it after Jan. If they were to not pay out they'd have worldwide exposure and every other bookie taking their business.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What I do redacted.
Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
All good answers, but the simple fact you were not self centered but curious and asked what OP would do back, made your answer great. Thank you. Up vote freely given.
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
I'll have to think of a scheme to extort some rich guy's Bitcoin wallet.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Since I'm in tremendous pain from an inner ear infection; I would CLOSE THAT DAMN WINDOW!
daddy32@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
No no no, that would have severe consequences on the timeline. You have to endure that.
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Once again the faith of the Timeline is decided by my inner ear 😔
leonine@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Go back in time and stop diddy from diddling so bad.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Go back to 1986 and slip a morning after pill in my mom's drink... Oh wait, no consequences? Fuck me...
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
So many people want to not be born... Hope you guys are just jocking.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Haha yeah, I'm joking, haha, the PTSD and depression are my favorite hobbies, this world is such a happy place and totally is not going to shit, I love it so much haha 🥲
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I know that everything seems to sucks these days, but some things are worth it in the end. Good luck, take care.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yeah, I have 3 kittens <3
Thanks! I'll probably survive
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
"I'm garbage and should die LOL" is like 80% of millennial humor. They are a painfully unfunny generation.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
Ideas like this is how you end up becoming your own father.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Attend the 1934 Nuremberg rally.
Not keen on the politics of it obviously but you can't deny the nazis knew how to put on one hell of a spectacle.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
No consequences means no benefit either.
NABDad@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Wolf314159@startrek.website · 1 pts · 1y
What do you think consequences are? Think it through again.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
I'd do the original Bitcoin faucet a few times for several reasons.
andrewta@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Choose the last non winning lottery numbers. It’s currently at 130 million. There was no winner. So it shouldn’t affect the time line. If op thinks it does I will revise my choice.
randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
berryjam@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
But no consequences
randomcruft@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 1y
berryjam@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
It's magic 🤷
Orbituary@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 1y
Ops mom.
palordrolap@fedia.io · -1 pts · 1y
Killjoy: If there are no consequences there can be no memory of the event either. Our own future (from the time of returning from the past) would almost certainly diverge from the path of no knowledge otherwise, and that would be a consequence.
As such, every one of us might already have this ability, we just don't remember doing it.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
My post, my rules lol! The timeline is identical, but you remember what you did during those 24 hours.
Eiri@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
I think they meant no influence on the target timeline, not that you'd forget about the event.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · -1 pts · 1y
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Geez you are such a loser lol.
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · -1 pts · 1y
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
droporain@lemmynsfw.com · 0 pts · 1y
MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 1y
Tazerface@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 1y
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Well considering time travel isn't a thing in the first place, I get to make the rules!
Eiri@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
If you assume that your visit creates a different timeline than the one you're coming back to, sure.
lemmyknow@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
Back to the Future but instead of going back in time, you're actually jumping to an alternate universe that happens to be the exact same as yours but whose time is shifted enough that the date there is the one you wanted to go to