What is the worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza?

Uncut, center out from the bottom.

Or

Roll into a cone, bite out the center from the bottom, suck the toppings and sauce through the bottom like a waffle cone, discard the crust.

This awful video I saw where someone put pizza in a blender and turned it into a casserole

By licking off the topping and sauce. The base gets reused for new pizza.

Eat the crust, leave the rest.

slapping your face into the middle of the pie and sucking like a dyson

Spiral sliced and slurped as one giant noodle.

With a spoon

Close second would be chopsticks.

Turned into a slurry and then administered as an enema.

::: spoiler knife + fork + stacked slices, as Donald Trump was called out for on The Daily Show 17 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Aa6ncIk70 :::

rolling it up starting from the crust like it was a croissant and then taking a bite, not from the end, but from the side

OR

not cut into slices, you tear out the center and slip your head through so it sits around your collar, then lift it to take bites periodically like a candy necklace

take a bit from the outer perimeter, rotate the zza slightly, then take another bite. repeat until you've spiral-noshed the whole thing

Blending and drinking through a straw

You take it out of the oven, cut a slice as fast as you can and immediately bite down on it, holding it in your mouth until the cheese has completely fused with the roof of your mouth.

Gonna need somewhat of a custom pizza shape for this to work without arousing suspicion. Put the pizza between the toilet rim and the seat. If it sags a bit that's fine, the seat should hold it in place. Print out a picture of the inside of the toilet bowl and place it on top of the pizza. Close the lid.

After a few days, invite the crew over for beers. Rig the bathroom light so that it's very dim. "Sorry, been having issues with it, not sure what the problem is." Eventually someone is going to notice the ruse. When they do, "Oh shit, my pizza! I was wondering where that went." Bring it back into the kitchen and offer everyone a slice. They will refuse. "More for me then!" Eat the whole thing.

Instant legend.

Folded over so the cheese is on the outside then held with ham fists.

Better yet, Chicago style, but folded over so the sauce is on the outside and then eaten no hands like a pie contest

Eat it in reverse so it is expelled from the mouth after the journey though the body

In a blender

https://youtu.be/H4Hkx3Qa1vY

ITT: there is evil in all of us.

Burnt to a charcoal crisp.

Fresh outta the freezer

Fold it in half (sauce outl, then eat it from the middle out

Or with a fork and knife

When we used to order pizza in middle school, kids would fold the slices one on top of the other and eat them like a big sandwich. That was the most popular way to avoid questions about whether they would share it with others. Not to mention, most people snuck to the toilet for feasting.

Upside down

Soak it in wine and boof it

infuse it into vegetable glycerine and vape it

Blend it

My partner picks it up from underneath the slice and starts by eating the crust. To this day I'm still baffled by it.

Inject it straight into a vein

Underwater

I take two personal pizzas and cook them normally. I generally use the frozen ones from Costco and use one cheese and one pepperoni. I also have frozen hamburger patties from Kroger but they're the thin ones. I'm trying to lose weight, after all, so there's got to be sacrifices made. OK now I have those frozen rectangular hash browns like McDonald's sells, but mine are from Kroger again. I can generally cook all four items at once in my air fryer which is more of a convection toaster oven kind of deal. Anyway before I ramble on too long, I assemble a "hamburger" using the pizzas as buns and the rest is obvious. Apply mayo and/or American cheese or whatever like that Korean paste they use. Yum. I like to cut mine in half.

Those thin patties are great! This all started because I was tucking a folded one inside a Hot Pocket. You just split open one side and it becomes a literal hot pocket. Do not stick your ... oh never mind

Wrap it in a tortilla

Turn it into a curry.

Concentric slices.

Bend over and I'll show you

with pineapple

Baby-birded from Magic Johnson.

My father uses a knife and fork to cut off the crust, eat in pieces, and then continues to use the knife and fork. It is so embarrassing whenever we're out.

1. Place the plastic table on your nose
2. Remove the crust and lick it like a rabbi at a circumcision
3. Roll pieces 1,3,5 from tip to girth and arrange them into an F shape
4. Roll pieces 2,4,6 from girth to tip and arrange them into a U shape.
5. Thank the pizza guy who is holding the box still, and then slam the door in his face.
6. Continue licking the crust you hid in your pocket, and then dial for another pizza

...not eating it. And if you dislike pizza you get a vip seat in hell

The question reminds me of a skit: https://youtu.be/v-lYREzDN6U

You throw it away, not eating it.

There is no worst, most incorrect way to eat a pizza. The way someone eats something is irrelevant. There is no good or bad here.

Bloody Mary garnish.

In soup.

Folding the slice in half.

You've got two fucking hands - give that fucker some structural support.

Remove cheese and scrape off the remaining sauce. Roll what's left in the cheese. Feed it to your neighbor. By force if necessary. And yes. Throw away the crust. We are not animals.

What. The. Fuck.

I seen my buddy roll and entire large pie and started to it eat from the center. I was disgusted and intrigued!

Fold it tip-to-crust with the sauce side facing out and then eat it from the middle-out.

Open the box. Leave it out for a week. Crumble it up once it's hard and stale. Put the bits in a bowl. Pour in some milk. Sprinkle some sugar and honey. You've made pizza cereal. Bonus points if you use chocolate milk.

Putting pineapple on it