You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...
63 Comments
rikudou@lemmings.world · 26 pts · 1y
That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Lol this is my favorite so far
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
CrowyTech@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 1y
Wilhelm Scream
KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
RecallMadness@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 1y
Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.
thegr8goldfish@startrek.website · 14 pts · 1y
Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!
MoonlightFox@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
whodrankarnoldpalmer@startrek.website · 12 pts · 1y
The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”
base@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Icq "ah ohhhhh"
markko@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Goat scream
davidgro@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
This goat?
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Lol love it!
Kayboe@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
The Law & Order "dun dun" sound
sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
So bold
sprite0@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
TOS communicator
mp3@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y
The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Amazing!!
abbadon420@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus
towerful@programming.dev · 6 pts · 1y
Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Whatever the brown note is.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
True enough
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
The Price is Right sad tone.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Codandchips@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Windows 95 "Ta-Da"
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
noughtnaut@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Adams family doorbell.
davidgro@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
...You rang?...
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
NES Megaman death sound.
the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 1y
"now you're playing with power!"
runner up, "itsa me!!"
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Audience applause.
JoeKrogan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Shotgun or a trumpet
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
The la cucaracha horn from those cars
_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y
The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped
phubarr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Cats fighting
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lol
sxan@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y
The iOS notification gong.
I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Fog horn
phubarr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Car tires screeching to a stop
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
Fog horn.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io · 3 pts · 1y
I choose farts of course.
phubarr@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
The transformer transforming sound
HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone · 2 pts · 1y
PSX boot sound
BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM
PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
A 128 decibel rendition of the Emancipation Proclamation. Because some fuckers need reminding.
gothic_lemons@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Lol
Num10ck@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octobass
abecede@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Moaning of a hentai girl
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
turkey in the straw.
seems to give people happy thoughts.
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
School bell from The Owl House
phubarr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A doorbell
phubarr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Forklift backing up
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/7ejH_BihwFQ
HubertManne@piefed.social · 1 pts · 1y
something only dogs can hear!!!
jordanlund@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/8oQC1FuWB10#t=15s
callyral@pawb.social · 1 pts · 1y
vine boom (YouTube)
better call saul guitar riff (YouTube)
yax@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
The McDonald's fryer beep
phubarr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
A running steam engine