If this is true, I envy you for being shielded from the abomination of a measurement system USC is đĽ˛
People in Australia still use feet and inches for height even though they use it practically no where else, and I'm guessing most people could not use it reliably in any other context.
"That guy is 6 feet tall"
Australians: "Oh, okay"
"That's 50 feet away"
Australians: "What"
Drives me nuts. I will be that annoying person who prompts people to say it in metres or cm. "I'm 180" (said as "one-eighty") is just as fast, and in a system we actually understand.
Dozens of women have accused Trump of sexual misconduct dating back to the 1970s, and he has been found liable in court for sexual abuse. Several women have described Trump forcibly reaching under their skirts, others said he kissed them without consent, and a handful of beauty pageant contestants claimed Trump inappropriately walked in on them in changing rooms. In total, about two dozen women have spoken out publicly to accuse Trump:
Jessica Leeds told The New York Times in 2016 that, in the late 1970s, Trump, who was a stranger to her, reached his hand up her skirt and grabbed her breasts on a flight to New York. She said he âwas like an octopusâ and his âhands were everywhereâ before she fled to the back of the plane.
Ivana Trump, Trumpâs first wife, accused him in a divorce deposition of raping her in a fit of rage in 1989, when they were married. She later said that she hadnât meant in a âliteral or criminal sense.â
Kristin Anderson, a photographer and former model, told The Washington Post in 2016 that Trump sat next to her at a nightclub in the early 1990s and reached under her skirt. Anderson said the incident lasted about 30 seconds, but she and her friends were âvery grossed out and weirded out.â
Jill Harth, who worked with Trump in the 1990s, accused him of âattempted rapeâ in a 1997 complaint. She said that in 1993, Trump tried to kiss her in his daughterâs bedroom at his Mar-a-Lago resort, pushing her against a wall and putting his hand up her dress. She dropped the suit a few weeks after filing it, she said as part of a settlement with Trump in a separate breach of contract case, according to the Associated Press.
Lisa Boyne, a health food business entrepreneur, told HuffPost in 2016 that she attended a dinner with Trump in 1996 where several women were forced to walk across a table while Trump looked up their skirts and commented on their underwear and bodies. âIt was the most offensive scene Iâve ever been a part of,â Boyne said.
Five former Miss Teen USA contestants told BuzzFeed News in 2016 that in 1997, Trump, the owner of the pageant at the time, unexpectedly walked into the contestantsâ dressing room while they were changing, which they found inappropriate. Mariah Billado said she rushed to put on her dress and remembered him saying, âDonât worry ladies, Iâve seen it all before.â Victoria Hughes said that it was âthe most inappropriate time to meet us all for the first time. The youngest girl was 15, and I was the eldest at 19.â The other three women described a similar situation to BuzzFeed anonymously; however, 11 others said they did not recall seeing Trump in the dressing room at all.
In an April 2005 interview on The Howard Stern Show, when asked about Miss USA and Miss Universe, Trump said he would go backstage before beauty pageant shows, the only man in the room while the women were âstanding there with no clothes.â As the owner, âI sort of get away with things like that,â he added. He was not asked about Miss Teen USA in this interview.
E. Jean Carroll, a writer, said Trump raped her in 1996 in a Bergdorf Goodman dressing room. Carroll wrote about the incident in her 2019 memoir called âWhat Do We Need Men For?â In May, Carroll was awarded $5 million after a jury held Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation, though not rape.
Temple Taggart, former Miss Utah, told The New York Times in 2016 that Trump âkissed me directly on the lipsâ when he met her at the 1997 Miss USA pageant and again when she met with him in Manhattan after he offered to help with her modeling career. Taggart described the incident as âinappropriateâ and said her first thought after he kissed her was, âOh my God, gross.â
Cathy Heller told The Guardian in 2016 that Trump forcibly kissed her when she attended a Motherâs Day brunch at Mar-a-Lago in the 1990s. Heller said she was âangry and shakenâ after the former president ignored her handshake, grabbed her and went for the lips and became angry when she tried to turn her head away.
Amy Dorris, a former model, said Trump forcibly kissed and groped her in his private box at the U.S. Open tennis championship in 1997. Dorris told The Guardian in 2020 that Trump âshoved his tongue down my throatâ and âhis hands were very gropey and all over my butt, my breasts, my back, everything.â
Karena Virginia, a yoga instructor and life coach, told The Washington Post in 2016 that Trump groped her, unexpectedly wrapping his arm around her and touching her breast, in 1998 while she waited for a car outside the U.S. Open.
Karen Johnson, who was a regular at Mar-a-Lago, said Trump pulled her behind a tapestry to kiss and grope her during a New Yearâs Eve party in the early 2000s. Johnson detailed the incident to journalists Barry Levine and Monique El-Faizy, who published it in their 2019 book, âAll the Presidentâs Women: Donald Trump and the Making of a Predator,â along with 42 other allegations of sexual misconduct.
Bridget Sullivan, another former Miss USA contestant, told BuzzFeed News in 2016 that she met Trump at a party promoting the competition, and he hugged her âa little low on your backâ and gave âa squeeze that your creepy uncle would.â In a separate instance in 2000, Sullivan said, Trump walked backstage while many of the contestants were naked or getting dressed.
Tasha Dixon, a former Miss USA contestant, told CBS in 2016 that, in 2001, Trump walked into where she and other contestants were changing. Dixon said she thought Trump âowned the pageant for the reasons to utilize his power to get around beautiful women.â
Melinda McGillivray told the Palm Beach Post in 2016 that Trump grabbed her butt without her consent in 2003 when they were backstage at a Ray Charles concert at Mar-a-Lago.
Natasha Stoynoff, a former reporter for People magazine, wrote in 2016 that Trump sexually assaulted her in 2005 while she was visiting Mar-a-Lago to work on a story about his first year of marriage with Melania. When they were alone, Stoynoff said, Trump closed the door and pushed her against the wall before âforcing his tongue down my throat.â
Juliet Huddy, a former Fox News anchor, said on the âMornin!!! With Bill Schulzâ podcast in 2017 that Trump kissed her unexpectedly and without her consent in Trump Tower in the mid-2000s. Huddy said she âdidnât feel threatenedâ at the time but later realized she wouldâve said no more clearly.
Rachel Crooks, a former receptionist at Trump Tower, told The New York Times in 2016 that Trump kissed her âdirectly on the mouthâ without consent when she first met him in 2005.
Samantha Holvey, a former Miss USA contestant, told CNN in 2016 that when she competed in 2006, Trump personally inspected each contestant, looking at them from head to toe like âsexual objects,â which made her feel âthe dirtiest I felt in my entire life.â
Ninni Laaksonen, a model and former Miss Finland, in 2016 told Ilta-Sanomat, a Finnish newspaper, that Trump squeezed her butt in 2006 when they were backstage at the âLate Show with David Letterman.â
Jessica Drake, an actor in adult films, accused Trump during a 2016 news conference of grabbing her, kissing her without her consent and offering her $10,000 to come to his penthouse hotel room in 2006.
Summer Zervos, a former contestant on âThe Apprentice,â told reporters at a 2016 news conference that Trump sexually assaulted her on two separate occasions in 2007. The first was when she met him and he kissed her on the lips. Later that year, Zervos said Trump grabbed her shoulder, kissed her âaggressively,â placed his hand on her breast and thrust himself on her before she was able to pull away and leave the room.
Cassandra Searles, a former Miss USA contestant, wrote in a 2016 Facebook post that Trump âcontinually grabbed my ass and invited me to his hotel roomâ when she competed in 2013.
Alva Johnson, a former campaign staff member, alleged in a 2019 lawsuit that Trump grabbed her hand and kissed her on the side of the mouth without her consent during a rally in 2016.
OK, technically, he was found âliable for battery and defamationâ; effectively, though, it was rape.
âThe finding that Ms. Carroll failed to prove that she was ârapedâ within the meaning of the New York Penal Law does not mean that she failed to prove that Mr. Trump ârapedâ her as many people commonly understand the word ârape,â â Kaplan wrote.
He added: âIndeed, as the evidence at trial recounted below makes clear, the jury found that Mr. Trump in fact did exactly that.â
Kaplan said New Yorkâs legal definition of ârapeâ is âfar narrowerâ than the word is understood in âcommon modern parlance.â
The former requires forcible, unconsented-to penetration with oneâs penis. But he said that the conduct the jury effectively found Trump liable for â forced digital penetration â meets a more common definition of rape. He cited definitions offered by the American Psychological Association and the Justice Department, which in 2012 expanded its definition of rape to include penetration âwith any body part or object.â
And in a civil trial you simply need to show that he was more likely than not to have done it. A criminal trial has a higher standard of "beyond a reasonable doubt".
Just to be clear here, Trump didn't rape the porn star Stormy Daniels. He raped E. Jean Carroll. The hush money he sent to Stormy Daniels was to keep her quiet about the consensual extramarital affair he had with her.
The comment you were replying to was clarifying to someone else that the person Trump paid hush money to (Stormy Daniels) was not the person who was alleging rape (E. Jean Carroll). Your reply that E. Jean Carroll did in fact allege rape made me think you were also conflating Carroll with Daniels. If I misunderstood the intent of your reply, I apologize.
âNow thisâthis is the greatest sandwich ever created. Weâre talking historic. Itâs got the best balloneyâthe best, not that fake deli junkâthey say itâs 100% truth meat, just like me. The Russian dressing? Itâs strong, itâs bold, it respects strength. Putin himself said, âDonald, this dressing is beautiful.â And the pickleâtiny, yes, but it gets the job done. Tremendous flavor, very efficient. Some people are even saying itâs a perfect sandwichâmaybe even the most masculine sandwich of all time. Crooked media wonât admit it, but theyâre eating it too, behind closed doors. Everybody wants a bite of the Trump Sandwich. It wins. It just wins.â
I'm wondering what would happen if somebody actually went in and ordered one. is this in Alberta because then maybe somebody might think it's in earnest
They have! I heard (unsourced admittedly) that they help out smaller breweries a lot too, going as far as donating old equipment to help get them off the ground which I think is so cool of them
60 Comments
Blackout@fedia.io · 82 pts · 1y
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 10 pts · 1y
Confused metric person... I'm guessing 3 inches is significantly less than 1 foot?
Dravin@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
3 inches is ~7.6 cm and a foot is ~30 cm.
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Got it, thanks. Hope I didn't spoil the joke for everybody.
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
A foot is 12 inches.
MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
If this is true, I envy you for being shielded from the abomination of a measurement system USC is đĽ˛
People in Australia still use feet and inches for height even though they use it practically no where else, and I'm guessing most people could not use it reliably in any other context.
"That guy is 6 feet tall"
Australians: "Oh, okay"
"That's 50 feet away"
Australians: "What"
Drives me nuts. I will be that annoying person who prompts people to say it in metres or cm. "I'm 180" (said as "one-eighty") is just as fast, and in a system we actually understand.
Ugh.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 1y
What's the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isn't a convicted rapist.
madcaesar@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Haha đ this one is savage
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -20 pts · 1y
... Neither is Trump? He was convicted of fraud.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 1y
He lost the rape case, but it was a civil case so well done. We're all impressed with your pedantry.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 1y
"truth matters"?
Also the standard for a civil case is "preponderance of the evidence" rather than "beyond a reasonable doubt" so it's more than just pedentry.
andros_rex@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Trump is a rapist.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -8 pts · 1y
Do you think I'm defending Trump or something? Or do you not understand what a "conviction" is?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Your insistence on it seems like you are defending him
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 1y
Ok. That's on you though.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Cool
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -13 pts · 1y
Sorry. I mean "RAAAAWR TRUMP BAD HE DID RAPE AND IS CONVICTED OF BEING BAD"
Back to your circle jerk.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtu.be/LJEWarG671c?t=63
leftzero@lemmynsfw.com · 11 pts · 1y
OK, technically, he was found âliable for battery and defamationâ; effectively, though, it was rape.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 1y
And in a civil trial you simply need to show that he was more likely than not to have done it. A criminal trial has a higher standard of "beyond a reasonable doubt".
It's not just word games.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Ok let me fix it for you: "Whatâs the difference between Trump and a disgusting sandwich full of shit? The sandwich isnât a rapist."
Happy now? Convicted or not, he is a rapist, and was best friend with the most notorious pedo of the past 50 years, so 98.7% chance he is a pedophile.
thewedtdeservedit@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Just to be clear here, Trump didn't rape the porn star Stormy Daniels. He raped E. Jean Carroll. The hush money he sent to Stormy Daniels was to keep her quiet about the consensual extramarital affair he had with her.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · -9 pts · 1y
She hasn't alleged rape? Do liberals just make things up like they claim magats do? Surely "both sides" don't just make up stuff?
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 1y
He fingered her without consent. Just because the dumbass state of New York doesn't legally consider that rape doesn't mean it isn't rape.
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y
Did you just call E. Jean Carrol a porn star?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
E. Jean Carroll sued Trump in civil court for rape, and won.
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
E. Jean Carroll is not the porn star who Trump sent hush money to.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
GOOD point. That means it doesn't count!
(Yeah no shit. I never said she was...)
Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
The comment you were replying to was clarifying to someone else that the person Trump paid hush money to (Stormy Daniels) was not the person who was alleging rape (E. Jean Carroll). Your reply that E. Jean Carroll did in fact allege rape made me think you were also conflating Carroll with Daniels. If I misunderstood the intent of your reply, I apologize.
thewedtdeservedit@lemmy.cafe · -2 pts · 1y
atzanteol@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
I like that "liberal" was the offensive part of that rather than "you make shit up".
Wazowski@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
bradinutah@thelemmy.club · 32 pts · 1y
Can the small pickle be exchanged for a small mushroom?
Jhex@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
only an idiot would make that trade; so yes, that trade is not just possible, it's inevitable
1984@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 1y
âNow thisâthis is the greatest sandwich ever created. Weâre talking historic. Itâs got the best balloneyâthe best, not that fake deli junkâthey say itâs 100% truth meat, just like me. The Russian dressing? Itâs strong, itâs bold, it respects strength. Putin himself said, âDonald, this dressing is beautiful.â And the pickleâtiny, yes, but it gets the job done. Tremendous flavor, very efficient. Some people are even saying itâs a perfect sandwichâmaybe even the most masculine sandwich of all time. Crooked media wonât admit it, but theyâre eating it too, behind closed doors. Everybody wants a bite of the Trump Sandwich. It wins. It just wins.â
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
That was way too coherent. You need to nuke that structure to the Stone Age to make it authentic.
gradual@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
There could honestly be a competition of who can do the best trump impression.
EtherWhack@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 1y
Where's the crushed cheeto dusting? The Trump sammich isn't official without the cheeto dusting.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
Ah, right. Orange color.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 1y
For an extra charge, the employee will give you the authentic smell by wiping their ass with one of the slices of bread.
SmolSteely@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 1y
I guess technically this doesn't break rule 2. But it is getting pretty hard to avoid Trump stuff flooding everything.
We need to oppose him for sure, but for our own sanity we also need some spaces where he doesn't feature at all.
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
He's inserting himself everywhere by force. Avoiding that is going to be nearly impossible.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 1y
I think opposing evil should come first, over everything
gradual@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 1y
Unless opposing it threatens your consumerism.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 1y
Of course with absolutely no vegetables and a side of diet coke
Alaik@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
Yall remember how we were "a laughing stock" under Obama and Biden?
Yeah...
Lanske@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Gotta love the Canadians!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
... and your choice of either topped with cheese wiz, or a single slice of american kraft 'cheese' melted over the whole thing.
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
I'm wondering what would happen if somebody actually went in and ordered one. is this in Alberta because then maybe somebody might think it's in earnest
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Beauâs! Is this in Ottawa (or the Valley)?
Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 226d
Ottawa takes smug disapproval of the states to a level I haven't seen elsewhere lol
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 216d
Yeah, I guess that's what you get when you have a city with a disproportionate amount of politically involved citizens lol
AstralPath@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Beau's rules. They've been great for years.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
They have! I heard (unsourced admittedly) that they help out smaller breweries a lot too, going as far as donating old equipment to help get them off the ground which I think is so cool of them
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Is the pickle a pickled mushroom?
Lightsong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
There was a mixed beverage called Trump, I can't remember how it goes but it got Russian vodka in it at least.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 1y
Someone suggested a cocktail once: A white russian with fake gold leaf and a slice of orange peel.
I made it once without the gold leaf, and it's quite good. The orange aroma pairs nicely with the coffee taste.
It's way too good to be named after mangolini
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
I'm guessing it's also really tiny so baby hands could handle it.
xc2215x@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Pretty funny to see.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
!lemmysilver this is fucking amazing đ