Uncultured

A-G-L-E-T

Schnürsenkelendungskappe

Shoelace foreskins.

Those are the ends of what are called shoelaces, friend.

Are you kidding me? Has usb D dropped already??

food. given how much i chew on them

Those are shoe laces. They help keep your shoes on your feet.

The Simpsons told me what an aglet is years ago.

The question is, do you know what this is?

Yet another example of the US being under the thumb of big agletculture.

Aglets & I got to know this from Phineas & Ferb

"The plastic tips at the end of shoe laces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister."

Looks like Sandstorm by Darude

They're clearly words. Letters if you want to be more specific.

That's a pretty cool unrelated picture of aglets, though. Totally random lol

Aka if you don't watch phineas and ferb, you're not my friend

Do I get a pass if English is not my first language?

No, before now I did not know the name for it in my first language either.

Telomeres, right? Then why is nobody saying telomeres?

Lace nipples

I don't know the name but I can tell you how sad they make me when they break and tear off and you have to use a lighter on the now extremely frayed end(s) of your shoelace for just a few seconds, and then pinch off the flame just lightly burning your fingies while molding the shoelace end into a cohesive black carcinogen.

Source: I am cheap

Really?! No one posted it?

Ah, but once you know of the aglets, do you know what you put the aglets through? Maybe you should be friends with people who don't know aglets but do know the word for the holes

Aglet gang, rise up

I have no idea.

I CAN LEARN

It don fuckin matter what its called, it better have teeth marks on it brother.

Shoelace boners.

Shoelaces

5% increased movement speed

I don't remember, but I know for a fact that cats are their natural predators

That's easy: they are the Tube nipples of the tube titties

Ah, I have heard the name of those before.

Egrets, right?

Their true purpose is sinister.

They are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

I've spent hours looking for them so I could finally craft the Lightning boots.

I called them string snibbets when I was little

Thingamabobs

I thought everyone called them shoelace condoms.

Flugelbinder of course. Everyone who were alive in the 80s know this

Cardaço

Ferrule

Floogelbinders

Whappers

look nobody in my house was rich enough to afford jackets with those things

Herrete

Fadenendstücke

Schlammer Jammers

I used to know what those were, but then I got zapped by a laser

Those are thingamabobs/whatsits. 🤓

PUNTALE

I didn't watch the english dub when i was little :(

Skuwka in Polish.

Flooglebinder!

N E S T E L
Nestel
Niet vergeten

Johnathan?

(This lives rent free in my head: https://youtu.be/kHHyPhSLRy0)

@ObviouslyNotBanana
Pinke (Danke Phineas und Ferb)

Solid matter.

@ObviouslyNotBanana Aglets, BTW, are precisely the right size to go into a seat belt buckle, jam, and not come out again. That cost me a couple of hundred dollars and it turns out I'm not the only one...

Is it worth noting that I only know this because of the spoof horror movie Repossessed?

dubb :)

I only know the name in Spanish 😔

Baby pigs 🐖 😋