You're being sold as an action figure. What 2 accessories do you come with?

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118 Comments

ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works · 93 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Anxiety and depression

Twitches@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

Lol beat me to it

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A pillow and my phone

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 58 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Inaction figure.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!

sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Not a toilet?

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Nice marmot.

Tujio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

What makes the green grass grow?

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Weed vape and this bad boy

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I legit want to use that for home defense.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?

turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Do you not?

Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 1y

A hat and buyer's remorse.

ytsedude@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y

Tears and toilet paper.

tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y (6 replies)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.

chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y (3 replies)

So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.

tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.

chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!

tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y

GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 9 pts · 1y

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls

ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y

A laptop and an anal plug.

LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Autism and depression

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A knife. And another knife.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Those gummi bears are sus.

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1y

What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y

don't forget your towel

whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

lengau@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y

A cat and a bike

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

2 gray kitties

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Bass and bong

Manticore@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 1y

Dual-weilding plushies

tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y

Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

I feel seen.

Geodad@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
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CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 1y

A cat and a cup of tea

beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y

A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

Reyali@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

My cat and my cell phone

njm1314@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y

Guilt and regret

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Track saw and climbing shoes.

Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.

Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.

zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪

EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A belt and a doorknob

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

lnxtx@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

Bieren@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
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Waldelfe@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

Chocrates@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

steeznson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Touring kayak and back country skis

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

BURN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

A dab rig and a camera

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)
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KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?

Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Oof, yeah, not worth it <3 happy cubing!

MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

bizarroland@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y

A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.

HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel

SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y

Please not a glass jar

viking@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y

Coffee mug and a dog.

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y

bicycle and pool noodle

JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Mallet and chisel

reads news oh.

Full bathtub and a toaster

Today@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Shades and a whiskey glass.

UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

A beer and a tablet stylus

thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Just the stylus?

UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.

burgermeister@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

A joint and a laptop

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Pills and cool rocks.

Don't get them mixed up.

marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y

AR-10 and a fishing rod

RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Garden knife and iron skillet.

whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting

RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.

And both these items make good impromptu weapons.

whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y

Neat! Ty :)

Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y

Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.

angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y

A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play

AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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the_mullet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y

Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.

floppy_kitty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

Drum sticks

Goretantath@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)

dumblederp@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y

A fox terrier and black clothing.

auginator@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

My computer and my cat

Oughtakyk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

I guess I pixel cellphone 😓

VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it

stoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

A camera and a car keys

SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

A cat and a laptop.

The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Detachable penis.

klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y

Post-its and a power rack

jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it. :::

mrodri89@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
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ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!

sexy_peach@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Black clothes and Thinkpad?

Distractor@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

An e-book and a sofa

OceanSoap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.

MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y

Pocket knife and a zippo.