No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
:::
118 Comments
ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works · 93 pts · 1y
Anxiety and depression
Twitches@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Lol beat me to it
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 1y
A pillow and my phone
henfredemars@infosec.pub · 58 pts · 1y
Inaction figure.
MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Brilliant! I'll have to make one now!
sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 1y
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Not a toilet?
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nice marmot.
Tujio@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 25 pts · 1y
Ibuprofen and an energy drink.
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
What makes the green grass grow?
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y
Weed vape and this bad boy
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I legit want to use that for home defense.
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 1y
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
turtlesareneat@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
It's the only way Lady Supermans can get off
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Do you not?
Sunsofold@lemmings.world · 17 pts · 1y
A hat and buyer's remorse.
ytsedude@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Tears and toilet paper.
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 1 pts · 1y
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
No there will be accessories, but what they are won't matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
chaosCruiser@futurology.today · 3 pts · 1y
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
tophneal@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
GuyFi@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 1y
Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet
PunkRockSportsFan@fanaticus.social · 9 pts · 1y
Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Big (mouth) bass-shaped bass guitar?
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 13 pts · 1y
Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Action keyboard and action mouse.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove(tm) pls
ClusterBomb@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
A laptop and an anal plug.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Autism and depression
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?
dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
A knife. And another knife.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 8 pts · 1y
Bipolar meds and gummi bears.
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 1y
Those gummi bears are sus.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 1y
What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1y
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
don't forget your towel
whotookkarl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which
lengau@midwest.social · 7 pts · 1y
A cat and a bike
ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
2 gray kitties
Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Bass and bong
Manticore@lemmy.nz · 7 pts · 1y
Dual-weilding plushies
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)
Quill7513@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 1y
a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^
Xaphanos@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I feel seen.
Geodad@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 6 pts · 1y
A cat and a cup of tea
beliquititious@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y
A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes
Reyali@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
My cat and my cell phone
njm1314@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Are mental illnesses an accessory?
DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 1y
Guilt and regret
Brewchin@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Track saw and climbing shoes.
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 1y
Tell me more about this empty space you speak of.
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It should have something like a Miata or Caterham or a hot hatch of some kind.
zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.
Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Two fully charged batteries. 💪💪
EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
A belt and a doorknob
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Risky, but easier than using your hand.
lnxtx@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.
Bieren@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Waldelfe@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
Chocrates@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
steeznson@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Old Thinkpad and a 3DS... then my action figure just sits down staring at a screen and ignoring the owner.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Touring kayak and back country skis
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.
BURN@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
A dab rig and a camera
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
But your best ao5 happens when you drink coffee, right?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
KammicRelief@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Oof, yeah, not worth it <3 happy cubing!
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.
bizarroland@fedia.io · 4 pts · 1y
A trophy labeled potential being swallowed by a dark blob of depression, and a pair of eyeglasses that give you 20/20 hindsight vision.
HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Weed vape and a coffee, or keyboard and shovel
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
Please not a glass jar
viking@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 1y
Coffee mug and a dog.
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 1y
bicycle and pool noodle
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Mallet and chisel
reads news oh.
Full bathtub and a toaster
Today@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Shades and a whiskey glass.
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
A beer and a tablet stylus
thermal_shock@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Just the stylus?
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Yep, it can be stuck behind the ear, and the tablet's around here somewhere.
burgermeister@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
A joint and a laptop
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Pills and cool rocks.
Don't get them mixed up.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
AR-10 and a fishing rod
RBWells@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Garden knife and iron skillet.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Garden knife? What makes a knife garden specific? Interesting
RBWells@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A hori-hori, a knife shaped for digging and cutting both, and often one side has measurement lines too. Ever since I got one a few years ago I have not been without one. Dog destroys it? I buy another. Kids lose it? I buy another. Just such a useful tool.
And both these items make good impromptu weapons.
whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1y
Neat! Ty :)
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 3 pts · 1y
Drawing utensils. I should also come with medically indicated compression tights but due to production issues they're usually missing from the box.
angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
A bottle of diet soda and a guitar that I can't play
AnAustralianPhotographer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
the_mullet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Removable neon colored himbo clothes and an old school white Pontiac Fiero.
floppy_kitty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Drum sticks
Goretantath@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
New 3ds XL in right hand and a camera bag slung around the neck with a phone, wallet, fidget spinner and cartridge case inside(alegedly since you cant actually open the camera bag.)
dumblederp@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
A fox terrier and black clothing.
auginator@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
My computer and my cat
Oughtakyk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I guess I pixel cellphone 😓
VirtigoMommy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
A pillow and a sweater that gets taken on and off unsure if you really need it
stoy@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
A camera and a car keys
SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
A cat and a laptop.
The cat can also sitt on the laptop keybord.
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I'll be loads and loads of fun.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Detachable penis.
klemptor@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
Post-its and a power rack
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
::: spoiler A pocket knife and a backpack packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it. :::
mrodri89@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Scripture and a jay... The duality of man!
sexy_peach@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
Distractor@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
An e-book and a sofa
OceanSoap@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Pocket knife and a zippo.