We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
Rapeseed (Brassica napus subsp. napus), also known as rape and oilseed rape and canola, is a bright-yellow flowering member of the family Brassicaceae (mustard or cabbage family), cultivated mainly for its oil-rich seed, which naturally contains appreciable amounts of mildly toxic erucic acid.[2] The term "canola" denotes a group of rapeseed cultivars that were bred to have very low levels of erucic acid and which are especially prized for use as human and animal food. Rapeseed is the third-largest source of vegetable oil and the second-largest source of protein meal in the world.[3][4]
Brassica napus subsp. napus is the proper name. Everything else is slang and not worth arguing about.
96 Comments
200ok@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
Meowzer'); DROP TABLE Cats;--
beyond@linkage.ds8.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Little Kitty Tables
locuester@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y
This guy injects
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y
Dog
LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 1y
My uncle had a pitbull named "kitty kitty".
Atleast that's what he dog thought, as when my uncle would feed the cats and dog, he'd always call the cats by saying "here, kitty, kitty... ".
EvilBit@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 1y
Siri or Heygoogle
Almonds@mander.xyz · 23 pts · 1y
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space · 4 pts · 1y
If you’re going to name a cat that, adopt two and name the other Weed or something.
ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
We had a cat when I was in high school named Clyde. Great indoor/outdoor cat. Every night when my mom wanted him to come home she would open the front door, step out onto the porch and yell, "Where's My Pussy!" and "Here Puss Puss Pussy! Only neighbors semi-close by were a sweet old couple who thought that was hilarious.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I wanted a cat when I was 5. My parents got me a fish instead. So, in my innocence, I named the fish "Pussy"
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
BrainInABox@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
That was my first thought too...
daggermoon@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Oh boy, someone hasn't heard about H.P. Lovecraft's cat.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
overload@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 1y
Adolf Kitler
electronVolt@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Chairman Meow
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Actually I like that one.
electronVolt@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Fidel Catro
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
Meowssolini
dubyakay@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Mlemin
Jonnyprophet@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
(simply shocked nose snorting)
Wow.
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
Schrödinger
space_of_eights@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y
One of my cousins used to have a dog that she had named Pavlov. :-)
Commiunism@beehaw.org · 6 pts · 1y
That name rings a bell
Albbi@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
Haha, I hope it was a drooler!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 1y
We named our black cat Nyarlathotep or Nyar for short.
sleeplessone@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
Hahaha if you know, you know.
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y
May we know?
overload@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
n****r-man was the name of one of Lovecraft's family cats when he was growing up.
sleeplessone@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
It was also what he named the cat in the short story The Rats in the Walls.
skvlp@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y
The cat name is racist. Searching for "h.p. lovecraft cat name" will give you the precise answer, if you want it.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
He was a hugely racist piece of shit, even for his time, and named his black cat N word - man.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Not without someone getting a ban.
baronvonj@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Nyar-hee! Nyar-huu! Nyar-hoo! Nyar-ha-hah!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
It is definitely a fun name for the cat.
Semester3383@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I named a black cat Svartur. I also had a cat named Potet. ("Black" and "Potato" respectively.)
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
We also have one named Azathoth, or Azzie for short.
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 1y
I once had a cat named Pants
Semester3383@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I had a cat that my partner nicknamed pants. He answered to it.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y
Himmler.
Asafum@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 1y
Sextoy.
You'll have many visits from animal protection and more than likely lose friends when they learn the name.
Leather@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she's heiling kitler.
josefo@leminal.space · 9 pts · 1y
Doggo
ThirdConsul@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 1y
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it's both your friend and a survival ration.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I do the thing where I hold my cat's head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I'm gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
weremacaque@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y
Perfect for a Sphynx cat.
lattrommi@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 1y
My cat Chili could relate.
jbrains@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 1y
Kat.
A7thStone@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Jizzlord
dingus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 1y
Kytteigh
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 1y
Fido
protist@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
Pubert
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Fido
tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 1y
Nyan
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
Cougar
Naich@lemmings.world · 6 pts · 1y
We had a cat called Scunger. She used to shit on the kitchen floor.
plz1@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Rover
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
voidfucker
turkalino@lemmy.yachts · 5 pts · 1y
tetris11
leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 1y
mr. t (gondii)
https://www.popsci.com/environment/outdoor-cats-spread-diseases/
Whirlygirl9@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 1y
C'meregoddamnit
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
xXx-=The_Mouse_Sl@yer_69=-xXx
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Jake
m__a__b@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Entree.
infinitevalence@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y
Chad
capuccino@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Pussydawg
blargh513@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
Assmagnet
Nemo@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Mewphistopholes
spittingimage@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Tggr.
JoeTheSane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Grunch
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat's name?
They won't do that if you name your cat "Shithead".
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 1y
Fuckboy
Core_of_Arden@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
The name that you chose - the cat doesn't care anyway.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Years back, one of mine was named Dag.
comfy@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Rat
lock@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Cat
schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 1y
My kitten is called Maxim Schnorky. According to him a certain amount of ethically doubtful compromise is okay if that keeps the cat food coming in.
Scuzzm0nkey@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lo mein
AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Global Thermal Nuclear War
NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Lucifer
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Mork
Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
Gargarensis, although I can't imagine why .....
ChexMax@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Rover
LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
Steve, short for Stephen.
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Rapeseed
Would be similar to other plant names like Daisy, Rose, Iris, Poppy, Lily, Holly, Petunia
wewbull@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
The plant is called rape. The seed is rapeseed.
Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Brassica napus subsp. napus is the proper name. Everything else is slang and not worth arguing about.
We call it Sunflower Oil
We call it Rapeseed Oil
Not Rape Seed Oil
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 1y
Skrumpy
1hitsong@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
Moo
PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider
jaupsinluggies@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 1y
Mutt
Justathroughdaway@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Eugene