Are there any wrap around sunglasses that don't make me look like a conservative dad?

No

Just wear em but then don't be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you're an asshole and try to talk to you like you're one of them.

My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he's racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.

Wear whatever you want and try not to care about what other people think of it.

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Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses

These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.

Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!

Get some with color, conservatives are still afraid of being "gay".

Or just don't worry about it.

Nope, what you seek is impossible

No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they're cheap enough that I don't mind, and they also provide some impact protection.

https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html

No.

Just don't wear them with a red hat.

how about some see through red ones that are too small for your head

Something like this?

I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.

Maybe pair it with a Tshirt that explains the position you’re in

Julbo cycling glasses. They're also the best tint changing lens out there, but pricey, very pricey. They'll look sport-dorky, which is it's own weird vibe. I have these (got them on big sale) for cycling, hiking, and mountaineering. They have a non "cover" version that's more normal looking, too.

https://julbo.us/products/ultimate-cover-glacier-sunglasses?pr_prod_strat=pinned&pr_rec_id=0412ce9b5&pr_rec_pid=8073549906206&pr_ref_pid=8073549840670&pr_seq=uniform&variant=49502214455582

I don’t know if these particular ones are actual sunglasses or toys, but I have some in that style that are proper polarised sunglasses; they certainly don’t look conservative.

Any time I see people wearing these, my first thought is that these are "high-speed, BJ glasses"

Honestly I don't care, I wear what I think looks good on me.

In my case though it's my regular glasses + transitions because I can't see shit without them.

I didn't even know sunglasses did that. Remember that when you're out in the real world you aren't on social media. Go ahead and wear whatever you want.

Is there a specific reason as to why you want wrap around sunglasses, apart from aestethics?

I mean if you need to work outdoors and need protection from the sun covering every angle or need protection from wind I can see that they are the only real option...

But if you are only looking for that kind of sunglasses for the style, I'd encourage you to look for other styles.

I am very happy with my Persol glasses from five years ago

Probably not, how much do you look like a dad?

"Conservative Dad" can look quite fashionable if done right.

I wear these Ray-Bans with Costco's transition driveway lenses.

My eyes are very sensitive to light, so I've been using "Men in Black" - style wraparound sunglasses since the late 90's.

I am a dad, but pretty much as far from conservative one can be. Where I live conservative dads do not tend to use these at all.

Make sure to get the kind without colored reflections. Mirrored might work, if you’re fit. Dark tinted is your best bet.

The old man sunglasses from the 90s that go over your prescription glasses

wear thick linens and shaggy hair with beaded necklaces and you'll look more like a "guy who wont give his name" than any particular affiliation

Heatwaves, you look like a conservative that left their family.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone remotely fitting that description wearing a pair of these…

Oakley Radar EV path in ‘retina burn’ colorway.

I stopped wearing sunglasses because it's the look of fascism. Also no red ball caps as well. I don't see my flag in the same light anymore either because of these people.

Wrap arounds a read as speed dealer to me.

Head shape matters. I only wear sports stuff for cycling and do not care what others think of that. My old Smith's saved an eye once. I only like to ride with frameless because roadie. The cheap Chinese NRC frameless are half decent. They have a full range photochromic version and their plasma metal sputtered coatings are good quality, but the lens shape is a basic flat. People think they are high end but mostly due to my other older riding gear that is very high end. Still, when casual I wear aviators.

Get over yourself. Nobody is looking at what glasses you're wearing.