I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
Please put an NSFW tag on this comment. I was in a meeting and when I saw this I had to start furiously rubbing my nipples like I was being peed on. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the HR, it happened again”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this comment. Now there is a whole meeting full of men rubbing their nipples together at this one comment. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged your comment NSFW.
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
125 Comments
remon@ani.social · 172 pts · 1y
Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?
CameronDev@programming.dev · 81 pts · 1y
The hands are so it can do sperm samples
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 1y
And prostate exams.
Often at the same time!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 1y
... where can one buy such an .... assistant?
Meron35@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
CameronDev@programming.dev · 9 pts · 1y
See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.
spencer@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 1y
It really, really didn't need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
What animal did you want?
spencer@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 1y
Is “none” an animal?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 5 pts · 1y
Sea urchin
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
How civilized
herrvogel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.
TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
As long as it has a gaping hole and a look of vague recognitioning of something's a little off asking "but.... Why?"
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Well it's a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.
spankmonkey@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 13 pts · 1y
I have been told its FULLY functional.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.
CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:
They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.
Mac@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Has anyone confirmed it's not a person in a costume? 👀
CameronDev@programming.dev · 3 pts · 1y
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
They're going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often...
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 106 pts · 1y
Why does urinebot need arms and hands?
Rooskie91@discuss.online · 83 pts · 1y
To rub its nipples while you pee on it, duh.
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Fuck you.
I just snorted in a meeting! How am I supposed to appear to be professional if you drop grenades in the comments like that?!?
(Good job)
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 1y
What I actually read was:
dwemthy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
What about my nipples?
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 2 pts · 1y
Do you not have arms and hands?
Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
pennomi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 1y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 22 pts · 1y
Won't let go of your dick until there is sufficient urine for the tests.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Error 241: insufficient urine collected … initiating remediation sequence … grab squeeze
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
- Harder!
- What?? I mean
Command not recognised, please seek help- What?
ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
"The design is very human."
Also, hold up, it holds my dick while it urinates?
match@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
When it detects a problem customer it recycles the stored urine
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 1y
For a friendly shake.
YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
6nk06@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
To give back the croutons obviously.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 66 pts · 1y
Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?
Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.
PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.
Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de · 10 pts · 1y
This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 1y
That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
SailorsOnly
Dicska@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.
Trex202@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
It flushes the urine
How do they prevent cross-contamination ?
Valmond@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Just like ordinary urinals.
Etterra@discuss.online · 48 pts · 1y
Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
it moonlights at the fertility clinic.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
To hold my beer.
sirconstantine@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Agent641@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
To get the last drops out
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 1y
WHY IS IT HUMAN-SHAPED
nebulaone@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 1y
5 bucks on there is some perv hiding in there.
kozy138@slrpnk.net · 33 pts · 1y
nebulaone@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
And it's really a live gameshow.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
The middle urinal is cake anyway.
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y
UK precedent already set
nebulaone@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I miss the corrupted GIFs subreddit.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Be the change you want to see
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
You have to put the 5 bucks in for a happy piss ending.
lemmylommy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Not a perv, just a remote control technician
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social · 28 pts · 1y
What do the hands do?
Acidbath@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Its for after you pee where it pats you on the back and says "good job champ" in traditional mandarin.
Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
They can hold it for you so you don't have to wash your hands after.
PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
But who washes the robot's hands?
iii@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
The friends we made along the way
Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Come on don't be ridiculous
MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
In case the doctor told you not to lift anything heavy
Aeri@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1y
I mean, did they need to make it person shaped..?
normalexit@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I know, at least let me pee in its mouth..
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y
Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?
sheogorath@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Wait, you don't piss on your medical professional when taking samples?
olafurp@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Lost opportuntiy to not have you pee inside the robots big gaping mouth with a screen on top
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 1y
Humanoid robots deserve trash can
FuckFascism@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I'd love pissing on ubisoft
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
It would identify you as a customer and pee all over you.
Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 1y
Ubisoft is already paying devs to make piss, we dont need to give it to them for free.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
Suddenly passing butter doesn't seem like such a terrible destiny
DemBoSain@midwest.social · 12 pts · 1y
If they're going to give this thing arms and a head, they should at least let you piss in its mouth.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
Why does it have hands and a face?
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Doubles for prostate exams
Wav_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
To make you feel more comfortable 🙂
Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
They manage to do the same at my doctor’s office with a little plastic cup.
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y
But this one also sends the data to a wide variety of corporate partners!
Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Now the flowers will grow.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I thought it was a hoax when I couldn't find anything on "urinebot", but "urobot" brings this up.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
If he gives a hand I'll buy that.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
I like that it's pretending to be a urinal. Don't mind me, I'm just a regular ole piss receptacle. I bet it likes it. Good for it.
Nougat@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y
"I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 1y
Can't wait for someone to hack it & make it do things.
Or install (software & hardware) mods.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 1y
Can you play doom with your piss?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, the answer is obviously yes, but I def get Duke vibes.
mememechan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Basically a free-to-piss but also a pay-to-win system.
Such a scam.
I bet they offer loot boxes similar to gambling.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1y
We should stop substituting people for robots!!
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 1y
Too right. It's putting honest Piss Sommeliers out of work.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
No way this bag of bolts will ever zero-down on which specific region the individual illicit drugs came from!
You gotta really look for those subtle tones & sometimes bullshit a little.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
To laugh and talk shit about people pee pee.
Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
It should taste as good as the test results. "God dammit Melvin I thought I told you to quit smoking last time!"
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Erick, I see you've been eating a lot more pineapple recently...
SoupBrick@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
I am sure somebody out there really, really loves the design.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
Does it sob while you're using it?
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 1y
Oh, that's a urinal for robots, tests oil fluidity & STDs.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
STP*
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
One day closer to a sentient toilet. Do we tweak the ai to crave, or dispise us.
MotoAsh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
angrystego@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I like the I robot - U robot pun.
HubertManne@piefed.social · 4 pts · 1y
Finally a useful robot. Oh, pissboy!
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
Meanwhile life-long pissboy professionals fall on hard(er) times after the once highly respected profession becomes obsolete.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
“Hey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? 😉”
markovs_gun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Wrong china
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Fair point!
. . But does the Peebot know that.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1y
I want the model for 0g environments, you know, the one with the suction unit.
Jagget@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 1y
I remember him, Urinebot Arasaka, The Emperor!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 1y
"UWU PEE IN ME!"
TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
"Please assume the position."
Homescool@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
What are the arms for?
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
Waiting until someone shits on it
Steve@startrek.website · 2 pts · 1y
I’m not ENTIRELY repulsed…
viking@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 1y
Reminds me of "The Island", they had pretty much the same thing, just without the weird optics.
CandleTiger@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
This does not appear to be real, sadly. Search for “urobot” turns up nothing like it.
Though the fact that I had to check is disturbing for me
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I'm seeing some articles (though most links are Facebook, LinkedIn) and a robot startup in France that may be the creator?
Seeing more pictures too.
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
That's not real, I hope.
CandleTiger@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
https://youtube.com/shorts/cnlHuhRzkUw
Numenor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
"What is my purpose?"
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y
That is indeed the title of this post