Other people don't just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.
I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.
I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.
I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.
Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.
With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you're right it's not as easy as just trending to yourself.
Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.
For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.
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ns1@feddit.uk · 100 pts · 360d
Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 360d
Deebster@programming.dev · 85 pts · 360d
!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game
GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 360d
When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 360d
Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 79 pts · 360d
Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 360d
That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi
inbeesee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 359d
Something something, hitting his wife's bottom like a semi
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 360d
Other people don't just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 360d
The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 360d
I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 360d
I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.
I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 360d
Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.
With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you're right it's not as easy as just trending to yourself.
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 360d
selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 360d
Just bang the girl, smh.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 360d
Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 360d
He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 360d
spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 360d
Post nut clarity ftw!
SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 360d
Wtf how big is your water heater?
friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 360d
Doesn't this mean he left the shower?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 360d
I’ll test this for science.
First I have to find a wife.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 360d
Thats a solid plan. Start with a partner and then study Gaussian curves. God knows understanding Gauss first makes it harder to find a partner
667@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 360d
I studied Gaussian curves and found a mistress
limer@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 360d
I git laid a month after I flipped through the first chapter of an introduction.
Coincidence? I think not
Valmond@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 360d
Already high. Got that down.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 360d
Tankless water heaters will go forever.
junderwood@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 360d
Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.
MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 360d
Damage@feddit.it · 10 pts · 360d
Never got any complaints *wink wink*
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d
It's not the size of the water heater, it's the volume of water output.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 360d
Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.
For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.
Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 360d
We were making sexual innuendos, not having a real conversation on water heater capabilities.
Anyway instantaneous (in-line) heaters exist, I've got a 35-year old one, never runs out of water, it doesn't have a tank.
tdawg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d
Is this a home owner joke I'm too poor to get
General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 360d
If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.
brianary@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 360d
Now that's a guy who likes curves!
far_university1990@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 360d
Post nut clarity
yucandu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 360d
"The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes".
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d
Was the wife impressed though?
pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 360d
I'd say probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d
No doubt
Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 360d
It's the diagram!
pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 360d
Hey gon, is this a cremling I've found?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d
Oh I've been this kind of high before. It's awesome 0
klemptor@startrek.website · 4 pts · 360d
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?
Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 360d
Buck* naked
Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 360d
Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat's last theorem where this was a plot point?