🎶 picture this we we're both butt naked banging on the bathroom door 🎶

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ns1@feddit.uk · 100 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Off topic but I think the lyric is bathroom floor, bathroom door could turn it into a slightly different story

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 35 pts · 360d
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Deebster@programming.dev · 85 pts · 360d (2 replies)

!showerthoughts@lemmy.world needs to up its game

GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 360d (1 reply)

When a highly educated genius has shower thoughts. Or gets high.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 360d

Apparently it took the combination of both to really kick off.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 79 pts · 360d

Imagine having sex, you blast rope all over your SO and see some noise pattern that leads to the discovery of a stable wormhole.

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 55 pts · 360d (1 reply)

That signature at the bottom hit me like a semi

inbeesee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 359d

Something something, hitting his wife's bottom like a semi

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 42 pts · 360d (5 replies)

Other people don't just shower together for fun? Shower sex is awful, but tandem showering is lovely. Even used to shower with roommates back in the days.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 360d

The wife and I do it. Shower sex is awful sex, but showers that involve naked chatting with someone I enjoy talking to and being naked with rule

AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 360d

I miss having a long term partner because I fucking loved having someone to give my back a proper scrub. I felt like a snake shedding my skin. I have a loofah on a stick now, but it's not the same.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 360d (2 replies)

I'd shower with my youngest (son) from time to time as long as we're both still comfortable with it. My oldest has grown past that tho.

I used to shower with my wife but she would hog the water and have it on way, way too hot for my liking. It wasn't an enjoyable experience for me. I'd just have to try to get her to finish up quick so I can go and tend to myself alone.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Thanks for reminding me of some great memories showering with my dad. We would have these like endurance contests with the cold water lol.

With my partner I kind of squish myself against the wall so we have the water pouring between us. But you're right it's not as easy as just trending to yourself.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 360d
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selokichtli@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 360d (4 replies)

Just bang the girl, smh.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 40 pts · 360d

Bruh, Carl and Ann were freaky af

OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works · 39 pts · 360d (1 reply)

He was in the shower with his wife, he just got done banging the girl.

ignotum@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 360d

spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 360d

Post nut clarity ftw!

SendMePhotos@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 360d (14 replies)

Wtf how big is your water heater?

friend_of_satan@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 360d (5 replies)

went to write the idea down

Doesn't this mean he left the shower?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 32 pts · 360d (4 replies)

I’ll test this for science.

First I have to find a wife.

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Thats a solid plan. Start with a partner and then study Gaussian curves. God knows understanding Gauss first makes it harder to find a partner

667@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 360d (1 reply)

I studied Gaussian curves and found a mistress

limer@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 360d

I git laid a month after I flipped through the first chapter of an introduction.

Coincidence? I think not

Valmond@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 360d

Already high. Got that down.

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Tankless water heaters will go forever.

junderwood@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Yeah, all that hot water and then people will just take longer showers. Their job is really tankless.

MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 360d
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Damage@feddit.it · 10 pts · 360d (3 replies)

Never got any complaints *wink wink*

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d (2 replies)

It's not the size of the water heater, it's the volume of water output.

Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 360d (1 reply)

Since shower water is a mixture of hot and cold, tank size, tank temperature, and cold water temperature are the predominant factors, at least initially.

For a given shower temperature, hot water consumption rate will increase at an exponential rate until tank temperature falls to shower temperature, then shower temperature will fall.

Damage@feddit.it · 2 pts · 360d

We were making sexual innuendos, not having a real conversation on water heater capabilities.

Anyway instantaneous (in-line) heaters exist, I've got a 35-year old one, never runs out of water, it doesn't have a tank.

tdawg@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d

Is this a home owner joke I'm too poor to get

General_Shenanigans@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 360d

If it was any other name at the bottom of that quote I would’ve doubted.

brianary@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 360d

Now that's a guy who likes curves!

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 360d

Post nut clarity

yucandu@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 360d

"The Dynamics of Interbeing and Monological Imperatives in Dick and Jane: A Study in Psychic Transrelational Gender Modes".

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 360d (2 replies)

Was the wife impressed though?

pyre@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 360d (1 reply)

I'd say probably no, he clearly got so distracted by all that shit that he forgot to let her finish

Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d

No doubt

Jolteon@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 360d (1 reply)

It's the diagram!

pirateKaiser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 360d

Hey gon, is this a cremling I've found?

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 360d

Oh I've been this kind of high before. It's awesome 0

klemptor@startrek.website · 4 pts · 360d

How could I forget that I had given her an extra key?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 360d

Buck* naked

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 360d

Wasnt there a documentary on PBS in the 90s about fermat's last theorem where this was a plot point?