Playing the game "the binding of Isaac" in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like "wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat's dead body last" or "hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave"
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I'm not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
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queermunist@lemmy.ml · 119 pts · 314d
otacon239@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 314d
The concerning part is when you find out all your friends are already on there and they’ve been excluding you so far for some reason.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com · 16 pts · 313d
The obvious reason is they've had enough of your shit.
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 314d
Needs absolute anonymity like the internet circa 2000. Remember ratemypoo.com?
Edit: How's this instead?
boletus@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 314d
Maybe drop the embed...
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 313d
Solid suggestion, I got four downvotes with the picture of the gigantic log, and 25 upvotes after editing lol
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 313d
Democracy is a failed system
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 313d
Are there any other ways?
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 314d
In the USA, we typically call this the Flying Shits.
Butt whatever goes up, must come down...
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 313d
I remember ratemypoo.com being open on like half the monitors in my high school computer drafting class
TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 312d
Same, that shit was hilarious (pun intended).
billwashere@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 312d
Super Doodie!
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 314d
“Grandma, how did you meet granddad?”
“Well, we started following each other on an app, and he super-liked one of my poops, and you know the rest of the story.”
over_clox@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 314d
Question: Can you share your poop's journey over international waters?
Edit: This is a word salad that I never thought I'd type in my life, but here we are...
😂🤣💩
notarobot@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 313d
Playing the game "the binding of Isaac" in coop frequently makes you say things like that. Like "wait, no. Let me get cancer. You got the cat's dead body last" or "hold on, I want to break all the poop before we leave"
ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 314d
Pretty crazy how many apps can just be a spreadsheet and somehow end up monetized because for some reason the spreadsheet needs to be on the cloud.
What if you lose your history of poop data? How did people live before knowing every time they pooped
jqubed@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 313d
We used to keep diaries like civilized people.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 313d
Papa does. He promised me I'd inherit them along with grandpa's old log books.
Zabjam@feddit.org · 2 pts · 313d
Hehehe ... Log books
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 313d
Aye but how much did you need to spend on billboards to share that information with the world?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
and call our families midst particularly draining ones
jqubed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
It’s why the fancy hotels had phones next to the toilet
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
also the original purpose of the cameraphone (to document and gps tag notable poops)
DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 313d
You mean writing on paper? Like cave people?
frmrm@peachpie.theatl.social · 15 pts · 313d
Nobody has pointed out yet that this was posted to the community “lemmy shit post?” I’m a bit disappointed. 😂
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 314d
Too late. Your poop data belongs to big tech now.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 314d
Now with Smart Pipe integration
wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 313d
Came here for this clip. That series was absolutely incredible, and that's one of the best ones for sure.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
This one was a bit ahead of its time, if it debuted 3-4 years ago or later i think it would have gotten even more attention and views.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 314d
SmartPipeSmartPoopFTFY
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 313d
Oh god
chocrates@piefed.world · 10 pts · 313d
I'm a fuckin weirdo I'd love to send my shit stats to my friends
ickplant@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 313d
The app is called Happy Poop if you are really into that.
chocrates@piefed.world · 4 pts · 313d
Thanks! I'm a bit sad it does menstruation since that is dangerous in America these days, but you can turn it off!
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 9 pts · 314d
Shitter
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 9 pts · 314d
3 am. Bristol stool scale type 5 with a little belly ache after having a bad dream.
tauonite@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 313d
Mood
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 313d
What problem does this app solve?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 313d
I think it’s useful for people with Crohn’s and IBS so that they can track their BMs for health reasons.
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 313d
These people have…followers?
zarathustra0@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 313d
What did you eat to get such consistency?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 313d
Goddamnit, no! Bad! Bad post!
bcgm3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 313d
As if I needed a purpose-built app in order to send pictures of my shit to my friends and family.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 313d
Auto-shitpost is a frequently requested feature!!
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 312d
It's the hot new social media site, Shitter.
e8d79@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 313d
Satire is dead this was 10 years ago...
Dasus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 313d
I'd love one.
Not for social media, but in general .
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 313d
Monkeys have achieved the impossible.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 314d
...more fruit?
Inaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 313d
I remember a subreddit that was only people posting pictures of their own poops.
It always felt like it belonged there
blargle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 312d
Gotta find something to use that poop cam on your smart toilet for, I guess
altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 312d
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I'm not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
klobuerschtler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 312d
What a literal shit show