How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride
Pro tip: load up the iWhatever with music, pop in the headphones, blaze away and go to town. Have a pot of coffee on and don't stop for texts or calls.
You'd be surprised how much can get done when you tune out the interruptions.
62 Comments
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz · 50 pts · 315d
Pregnant man 🫃 gas
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 28 pts · 315d
What a pair of consecutive posts
fartographer@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 315d
There's poop gas. Ask me how I know
fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 315d
Jenkem
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d
Oh Jesus.. not that shit.
30p87@feddit.org · 18 pts · 315d
There is plenty of gas for 💀/☠️
Hubi@feddit.org · 12 pts · 315d
There's even some for 🫠
Icytrees@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 315d
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 12 pts · 315d
There's anxiety gas! It's called atmosphere at sea level.
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 315d
Where's the "I just stuck my cock in the macaroni salad at a publex deli" gas?
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 315d
Meth can be smoked
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 315d
Pretty sure tear gas is supposed to take care of that
Barrymore@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 315d
Don't worry, I always have a stockpile. I can lend you a few, just A FEW. I need the rest
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d
🙂
Coldgoron@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 315d
Give me 3 barrels of focus gas.
village604@adultswim.fan · 5 pts · 315d
That's just Adderall
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 315d
If it's a gas, more like smoked meth
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d
Mmm...cherrywood? Applewood?
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 315d
Caffeine vapes sounds pretty close
Plum@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 315d
Uhhh..... there's this one, too....
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 315d
Best thing Dayton ever attempted to invent
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 315d
The cheeze it was invented in dayton.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 315d
How the hell did they tell me about the pop tab can so damn many times and never mention the cheez it. Like losing their shit about that one bike shop I get, the autoignition engine, sure, but the soda can thing is a weird point of pride
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 315d
And i had no idea about the pop tab can! And all most people only know/care about is the military base
M137@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 315d
There's mustard gas and mustard is definitely an emotion, but I'm pretty sure those two aren't the same.
LinyosT@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 314d
Dude, I’m so mustard right now.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 315d
Ambivalence gas. Ennui gas and my favorite (which I think already exists..) Procrastination gas.
Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 315d
Procrastination gas is just smoking some good weed.
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d
True, to a degree.
Though when I do smoke, I usually end up power cleaning the house..
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d
Can I borrow that aspect of you for a few days? I need to get some shit done
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 315d
Seriously?
Pro tip: load up the iWhatever with music, pop in the headphones, blaze away and go to town. Have a pot of coffee on and don't stop for texts or calls.
You'd be surprised how much can get done when you tune out the interruptions.
Triumph@fedia.io · 7 pts · 315d
Despair gas
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 315d
You can make that at home by farting in the shower
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 315d
We have hungry and sleepy gas. It’s called weed smoke. We have euphoric gas, it’s called crack smoke.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d
Euphoric = Xenon Gas
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 315d
Pranking someone by giving them the despair gas
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 315d
Oxygen?
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 315d
Because all other emotions fall between so you just need to adjust the mix between the two.
realitista@lemmus.org · 6 pts · 315d
I must be inhaling despair gas from somewhere.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 315d
Sorry I had Burger King for lunch.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 315d
Suspicious Monocle Gas: $49.95 🧐
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 315d
(Riot) Fire the passive aggressive gas!
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 315d
Wait.. There are more emotions?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d
There's the one where you can't stop doing both simultaneously?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 313d
Ah, right, i know that one.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 315d
How about the eggplant gas?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d
I'll take an mk 47 striker automatic grenade launcher full of this please.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 315d
You can probably figure out how to smoke MDMA, and crack and meth are both aggressive overconfidence gas AFAIK.
amniote@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 315d
Zyklon B for Racism
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 315d
😐💨
MumboJumbo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 315d
Anxiety gas again!? I don't know how to cope with this
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 314d
I've got nausea gas and confusion gas
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 315d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td2x8s9GZlo
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 315d
😺 gas
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 315d
There is a gas of disgust. Take a big whiff.
farts
foodandart@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 315d
I see you've met my husband. He is of course, a global leader in disgust gas.
I get deliveries sent to our bed. Usually accompanied by the sheets being pulled up over my head, the bastard..
LOL!
Randelung@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 315d
Some dorcelessness gas for me, please.
fodor@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 314d
There's all kinds of drugs out there, my friend. Some are solids, others are liquids.
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 315d
Rage gas?
jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 315d
I'll take some 🧗♀️ gas.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 315d
bro I thought the pfp was kratos
M0oP0o@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 315d
Retrospection gas kinda exists.