This is one of my contenders for best joke in the show. I think in the dvd commentary maybe they talk about how they almost axed it because they didn't think anyone would like it.
It's silly cause obviously he does but he tries so hard and I think the parts where Leela returns his affection are some of the sweetest moments in the series (like the Titanic spoof even if it's not directly said I can't recall)
Also I haven't finished the final season, only a few episodes in, savouring it. So maybe something there breaks that idea. But I'll see it if it happens.
All the ones I thought of were taken (no I'm doesn't! Being a fave), so I'll have to go with the wing place I worked at in 2002; we had quite he fry line!
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MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 72 pts · 312d
"No I'm ... doesn't. "
"Don't you worry about blank, let me worry about blank!"
"I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures."
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 29 pts · 312d
"An idea?"
Fry grunts excitedly
I love that bit lol
Taco2112@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 312d
I would’ve also accepted, “Blank?! BLANK?! You’re not looking at the big picture!
Awa@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d
You took the two I was saving for today. (First and last). Poop!
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works · 58 pts · 312d
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 312d
Finally you posted this one, been waiting to post my favourite obscure line from the show:
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”
Trex202@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 312d
Denjin@feddit.uk · 42 pts · 312d
Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Or
Why couldn't she be the other kind of Mermaid? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Trex202@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 312d
Professor: And Fry, you have that brain thing
Fry: I ALREADY DID!
charonn0@startrek.website · 38 pts · 312d
'Billy West'? What a stupid, phony, made-up name!
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 312d
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 312d
It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up
HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social · 35 pts · 312d
"Space... it seems to go on and on forever... but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you."
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 312d
YOU STINK!
Davel23@fedia.io · 30 pts · 312d
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 312d
Verily
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 30 pts · 312d
"Back in the 21st century, we didn't need a fancy mechanical can-opening device! We just used a can-opener!"
struggles and fails to open a can
"I'm hungry! 😩"
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca · 27 pts · 312d
Another classic:
"Fry: Wait a minute, is that blimp accurate?
Leela: Yep. It's December 31st 2999.
Fry: My God! A million years!"
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 312d
Fry: Amy, you know how at first you like chocolate but then you get tired of it because it always wants to hang out with you?
Amy: Huh? You don't like chocolate?
Fry: Could chocolate just let me finish?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 312d
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 312d
Why is my coffee shaking? I don't like my coffee shaking!
Cptn_Slow@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 312d
Leela: But fry, you are poor.
Fry: Yeah but one day I might not be, and then people like me better watch out!
BroBot9000@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 312d
Shut up and take my money!
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml · 22 pts · 312d
But existing is basically all I do!
JakenVeina@midwest.social · 22 pts · 312d
I can explain that! See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 312d
Dirty boy! Dirty dirty boy!
Hegar@fedia.io · 2 pts · 311d
I thought you were anti-dirty, not pro dirty!
moody@lemmings.world · 21 pts · 312d
Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Taleya@aussie.zone · 21 pts · 312d
I'm gonna get you soooo many lizards
pjwestin@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 312d
Leela: "Did you drive a lot in the 20th century?"
Fry: "Nah, nobody drove in New York. There was too much traffic."
Or:
Fry: "I don't want you to hear it until it's done."
Leela: "But it's beautiful!"
Fry: "So's a peacock but you don't eat it until it's cooked."
non_burglar@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 312d
"Cease to exist?! But that's basically all I do!"
psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 312d
Leela: No offense Fry... but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack!?
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 312d
I say this to myself all the time. I don't know why.
Jordan117@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 312d
"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"
"I've... not heard of them?"
Hegar@fedia.io · 2 pts · 311d
This is one of my contenders for best joke in the show. I think in the dvd commentary maybe they talk about how they almost axed it because they didn't think anyone would like it.
sittinonatoilet@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 312d
“What smells like blue?”
“This seems like a good place to take a dump.”
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 312d
What smells like blue is one of my favourite lines....cause I consider blue a flavour. Mean it's not technically either but I said my stance.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 312d
Girls like swarms of things, right?
kieron115@startrek.website · 16 pts · 312d
Fry: Mister Nimoy, I came as soon as I heard what happened centuries ago. I can't believe your show was banned.
Leonard Nimoy: I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
Fry: You know. 1966? 79 episodes, about 30 good ones.
livingcoder@programming.dev · 14 pts · 312d
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 312d
Fix it! Fix it! Fix it!
TaterTot@piefed.social · 13 pts · 312d
Yet the Zookeeper escaped, thus proving that the deadliest animal of them all... is the Zookeeper!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 312d
"If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low I.Q. or an explosive, violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely."
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 312d
Spoons in the foot powder!
Did everything just taste purple?
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 312d
No I'm.. doesn't
Grass@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 312d
I love how everyone just split up and quoted every line in the show
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 312d
Writing was top notch. Every episode shoots witty lines like it's machine gun.
Awa@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 312d
Can chocolate just let me finish?
Ow...The butter in my pocket is melting.
CannedCairn@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 312d
"Oops", when he misses the button
Windex007@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 312d
"I've got one single nail. And another nail to nail it with. And I'm going to stop this infernal ice cream machine once and for all!"
you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 312d
Girls like swarms of lizards, right?
ScrollerBall@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 312d
I am going to get you so many lizards!
PolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 311d
Ow! My sperm!
Trex202@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 311d
Huh, it didn't hurt the second time.
Jtee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d
This is a cool way to diiiieeeee....
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 312d
All funny ones are gone but I'll go with ...
I love you. When said to Leela.
It's silly cause obviously he does but he tries so hard and I think the parts where Leela returns his affection are some of the sweetest moments in the series (like the Titanic spoof even if it's not directly said I can't recall)
Also I haven't finished the final season, only a few episodes in, savouring it. So maybe something there breaks that idea. But I'll see it if it happens.
grue@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 312d
Which final season?
orbitz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 312d
Ack meant last, final one that's been shown at this time is all.
remon@ani.social · 5 pts · 311d
Why is the TV getting smaller?
Jtee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 312d
Help! Police!
dgbbad@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 312d
Pack of highly. Got it.
tiredofsametab@fedia.io · 3 pts · 311d
All the ones I thought of were taken (no I'm doesn't! Being a fave), so I'll have to go with the wing place I worked at in 2002; we had quite he fry line!
(A deal is a deal even with a dirty dealer)
giacomo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 312d
...and then it was now and then I dont know what happened.
BlueZen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
Clarification request.
The Philip J. Fry from Earth?
or the Philip J. Fry from Hovering Squid World 97-A?