To be clear: There is nothing wrong with getting your suck on so long as all parties involved consent
(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)
The Men Who Stare at Goats
To be clear: There is nothing wrong with getting your suck on so long as all parties involved consent
(also shamelessly stolen from Strike at resetera)
84 Comments
istdaslol@feddit.org · 153 pts · 279d
Now it all makes sense. He’s frikn gay. Trump is gay. He is into theatre, that’s why he’s always so performative. He is distant to Melania not because he’s an old weirdo but because he’s just not into her. He talks weird about women because he thinks that straight men talk like this as this was the tone in his circle. His attitude towards autocrats is because he is a bottom. It all just makes sense. Why didn’t it come to me earlier
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 49 pts · 278d
He's not gay he's just very bisexual. And his preference in women is Young and underage and probably prepubescent. Something resembling a male but that he can stick his dick into. And who knows maybe his dick doesn't even fucking work and he just wants to play other ways. Either way Donald j Trump current president of the United States and self avowed best friend of Jeffrey r Epstein is a child rapist.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 277d
Idk if he's even bi. I don't think his relationship with sex is healthy enough that personal attraction plays a role in it for him. I think he would act the same if he had any orientation because he's clearly only having sex for feelings of power. Going down on the president in a sex party for elites was a display of status and possibly even a way to gain it. His attractions to women clearly align with his desire to gain, use, and flaunt power and status. When it comes to power he specifically desired the power to hurt people. It's models, porn stars, and children. Never pursuing an equal.
That said, I wouldn't be surprised if Bubba was Jeffrey Epstein.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 16 pts · 278d
I think he’s great he’s gay I just wish he wasn’t a dictator piece of shit.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 278d
Remember Captain Holt from Brooklyn 99? He was gay, but when he was undercover as a straight man, he'd say all sort of hilarious stuff to prove that he has no idea what men find attractive about women.
Holt was always focused on their "heavy" breasts.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 278d
"That's my favorite part of a woman. There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis."
white_nrdy@programming.dev · 4 pts · 278d
"I loved her big heavy breasts. They were five pounds each"
hpucks@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d
Nothing wrong with a good heavy breast.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 278d
Tell that to the abused underaged girls, I guess?
zeppo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 278d
There are rumors about him sexually abusing young boys as well
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 274d
Source on that? I'll believe ya, but that is something that might need a source as I've never heard about that particular thing. There are so many things, but this one is nee
zeppo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Source on the existence of unsubstantiated rumors? How would that help?
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 278d
Don't forget he's having a butt baby with Satan.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d
i've never known a straight man to wear that much makeup
paperazzi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 278d
Not gay. Bi. He is bi. He assaulted enough women in secret so he's definitely attracted to them.
axexrx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 277d
Maybe he just legitimately hates them
LuigiMaoFrance@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 278d
We should have figured when he kept doing the double-jerk-off dance to YMCA at his rallies lmao
fonix232@fedia.io · 71 pts · 279d
Okay I'm drawing a blank on this, who is she?
Edit: Jesus what's with the downvotes? You guys do realise that not everything revolves around US politics and not everyone will be familiar with every single "famous" person you consider well known?
shalafi@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 278d
Nancy Reagan, President Ronald Reagan's wife. She had a Hollywood reputation for being the GOAT for blowjobs.
GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 278d
Thanks, now that's in my search history
https://www.vice.com/en/article/nancy-reagan-throat-goat-mgm-lot-hollywood-blowjobs-twitter/
Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 278d
Nancy Reagan and throat GOAT were not words I’d imagine I would ever see next to each other.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 278d
It's actually fairly common knowledge, I've read those words next to each other several times, both on reddit and here on the fediverse.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 278d
Well known throat goat Nancy Reagan
Penguin_1024@piefed.zip · 9 pts · 279d
Former first lady of the U.S., Nancy Reagan
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 279d
Gabourey Sidibe, I think. Or Nancy Reagan. One of the two.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 278d
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 50 pts · 278d
Absolute historical fact: Trump's (and Roger Stone's) political mentor was the psychopathic mob lawyer Roy Cohn, who died of AIDS in the 90s, denying he was gay to very end. One Republican leader said that Cohn wasn't gay, he just enjoyed sexually dominating young blonde men. Apparently that isn't gay in MAGA circles. Whatever you have to tell yourself...
Anyway, it should be noted that when Trump and Roger Stone were under Cohn's mentorship, they were both young blonde men.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -20 pts · 278d
Unacceptable revisionism. We all know it's Russia. Russia here, Russia there, Russia everywhere, under the table, under the bed, behind the dryer, in the dishwasher.
Everything except home-grown causes.
Bigfishbest@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 278d
Only a Russian would misspell 'bed' as 'bad'. Nice try kaputchnik.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 277d
You people are fascinating to me. Please continue. It's like a mental health decline clinic.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 277d
JFC, we are all so sick of MAGA Traitor PedoCons like you. Go play in heavy traffic, junior.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 277d
Go get a kalash enema pissant. The Ruskies can be enflaming pre existing issue and be creating them, this is often how long term espionage operations work.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 277d
Uh isn't it spelled Ruzzkie? And you do realize you're just as much in a self-reinforcing fact-free conspiracy theory as any anti-vaxxer or UFO fan?
You are fascinating.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 277d
It's the Americanized spelling pissant, unless you are talking to a person from a Germantown or a similar minority language population folks ain't pronouncing an S with a Z.
Second piss off with that "yous a conspiracist shit" both the CIA and KGB were confirmed to be doing such shit throughout the Cold war, now it's just some kid named Ivan being paid like it's McDonald's to convince meemaw that medbeds are real. Is it really so fucken hard to conceptualize that maybe just maybe a country historically and currently aligned against the West may just use agitators online to further enflame social issues? Because that's all they're fucking doing it's just piss easy when the lowest common denominators, scammers, and general asshats are all interacting online.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 277d
Yeah, I'm beyond fed up with the "Russia Hoax" nonsense. It's not a "conspiracy theory," it is proven fact that the Russians have been manipulating not just our elections, but any elections that threaten to grow democracy and suppress oppressive right-wing extremism.
None of this is new, we have been actively conflicting with them since the end of WWII. "The Cold War" wasn't just a marketing phrase, we really have been actively at war with the Soviet Union/Russia since 1945. The Russians have spent literally every second of every day, ATTACKING us in every way they can, short of weaponry. After all these decades, their widespread efforts have begun to coalesce, and bear fruit. Brexit, for instance, has been proven to have been driven primarily by Russian propaganda.
For another instance, we also know for a fact that the Russians hacked into the DNC emails, because Dutch intelligence secretly had control of the security cameras in the room where the Russian hackers were operating, and literally saw the moment they started hacking (Immediately after he stopped his usual word salad speech, and turned to the camera, and clearly said "Russia, if you are listening...", obviously a signal that he was accepting their help), and their celebration when the hack succeeded. Dutch intelligence thought it was important enough to let American intelligence know about, so they burned their source to inform us, losing any chance to monitor the hacking room in the future. And what did the Obama administration do with this information, in combination with all the other intelligence they had about the Russians actively interfering in the 2016 election? Absolutely NOTHING. The Dutch burned an amazing source to inform us, for nothing. I'm sure they won't bother the next time.
These things have been proven by our intelligence services, and intelligence services from around the world. It isn't just a political position taken just to be contrary to the other side, it is written history, and it is as stupid as stupid gets to deny it, and really really stupid to make childish fun of those who actually understand the Russian role in the modern world. You might as well be making fun of people who think the Earth is round. Denying the Russian Conspiracy make a person sound just as stupid.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 277d
Thanks for going over the more direct examples that aren't just there to generally inflame societal bullshit to cause general conflict. I was mostly just going over the shit that everyone knows is already bot run which is far easier for me to recall info on and more or less wield Occam's Razor to make my point. One of the most flawed elements of my argumentative style is that I'm bad at specific information recall so I just default to attacking the logic instead.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 277d
I have a history degree, so it's my natural inclination to tell the story by highlighting all the important steps, so people can see how the situation developed. I might not remember exact dates or names, but the general story will be accurate.
Early on, I learned that history is just the story of interesting people and events. I never understood why it wasn't everybody's favorite subject.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 277d
Here we see the average internet debatebro. They do not possess the necessary skills to participate in a discussion, so they instead attempt to use derogatory language to place themselves above their perceived opponents, where they are free to continue their delusions of grandeur.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -2 pts · 277d
Fascinating, do carry on.
Feathercrown@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 276d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 279d
Trump has met every president since Nixon except for Ford. The US has been treating this wretched excuse for a human being like royalty his whole life.
baines@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 278d
you don’t piss off your supplier
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 279d
Oh fuck that took me a second
Buffy@libretechni.ca · 28 pts · 279d
Who are these people? This one is going over my head.
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 95 pts · 279d
It is alleged that in her day Nancy enjoyed giving head. Nacent revelations allege that Donald sucked off "Bubba" (presumably Bill Clinton, former US president) and that Putin has pics.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 279d
What the almighty fuck.
The least plausible thing about this is that Putin has been able to keep his mouth shut about it.
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 279d
Putin was literally a KGB spy before he went into politics, he knows how to keep a secret or two. He's an awful human being but he's not a complete idiot, that's OUR dictator's job
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 279d
Putin can talk to Trump about it when Trump gets a little too out of line.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 278d
Like that time they met with no translators, or the other time when Trump literally ate the notes from the meeting.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 279d
The Putin part might have been an inside joke if they were aware of some blackmail. Then again, if he's blackmailing people... he'd have to be quiet about it... and it sure as hell appeared he had some kind of leverage on Trump around his rise to the presidency, we just all assumed it was russian tampering.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 278d
Yeah, but imagine in 2016 claiming that the reason trump bows down to putin is because he has pics of trump sucking clintons dick.
Do you have any idea how crazy that would sound, even yesterday? In 2016 you'd just have your post deleted for spreading false info.
Except, it wouldn't have been false.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 278d
The first Tyson-zoned POTUS.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 278d
Shit. Can you imagine half the bingo carts we've seen since then?
I mean, you're in the 80s and 90s and 00s, we were all blabbering on oh this would never fly back then. Yada yada, but since COVID... It just seems there's been a never ending stream of what the actual fuck.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d
I'm honestly surprised trump hasn't in secret ordered someone to write "the Weinstein Files". A set of "government documents" about Harvey Weinstein.
trump voice
"There. I did it. I released the Weinstein files. Everybody asked for them, and I provided in a great way! Now everybody is happy, and we can all stop asking for the Weinstein Files. Horrible things in those files. Lots of sex stuff. Filthy perverts. But it's all out there now!"
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 279d
Not joining in with the actual reality here, because i struggle telling jokes and plants from truth, so whatever, but :
If you release your blackmail material, you no longer have any control over the person youre blackmailing.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 278d
Putin is a master blackmailer, from all accounts. There's even a specific word in Russian for it, "kompromat".
I'm pretty sure he knows how to keep a secret, especially when he's able to use that secret to destroy US democracy.
danc4498@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 279d
Why? Trump has been enabling Putin as long as he’s been in office.
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 279d
ಠ_ಠ
What...?
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 32 pts · 279d
Mark is Jeffrey Epstein's brother. This is an email from Mark to Jeffrey about Trump blowing someone called "Bubba." One of the nicknames Bill Clinton used was "Bubba."
Cris_Color@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 278d
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rumba@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 279d
It has indeed been an amazing news day.
My bingo card says Bubba was someone else, but not any less creepy and it being Clinton does make this the greatest timeline for now.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 279d
FYI, Bubba is predominantly/originally an African American nickname, originating in creole/mixed black communities of Louisiana meaning Brother, though there was widespread "cultural appropriation" in white south. So 50/50 on race if its not Clinton, but 90/10 on black or redneck vs Clinton.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 278d
I saw someone on here say that their theory is that bubba is a dog. 🤮
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 278d
Hide yo husbands, hide yo pets, hide yo kids. He be blowin everybody!
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 278d
They're eating [out] our dogs!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 278d
Having a great uncle Bubba myself whose real name was something word out of Dukes of Hazard, you're definitely not wrong.
Buffy@libretechni.ca · 4 pts · 279d
Thank you!
hOrni@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 279d
So wouldn't a picture of Trump with Monica Lewiński make more sense?
fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 29 pts · 279d
It’s a play on the “Nancy Regan was the OG throat goat” thing
thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 279d
The “Warner Bros. parking lot demon” herself
unmagical@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 279d
I don't know about "more." It would still make sense, but Nancy's head game was not an all together foreign concept.
I'm guessing this picture was chosen for the "Game recognize Game" meme more because it's easier to find than a photo of Trump with Monica.
4am@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 278d
The Men Who Rent Their Throats
brownsugga@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 278d
Looks like Ron is wearing a tan suit, uh oh
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 277d
It's ok he's white
splendid9583@kbin.earth · 7 pts · 279d
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-blowing-bubba-message-epstein-emails-under-scrutiny-11046836
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 279d
NO WAY! 🤣 How did you know they met?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 278d
Look at her face. I don't even have to know what he is saying to know that it was wildly inappropriate, but he thought it was really clever, and demonstrated how roguishly charming he is.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 278d
"Nancy, I heard you can deepthroat?"
"...and?"
"I'm pretty good but I can't lick the balls, will you teach me everything you know?"
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 279d
And are of consenting age.
Deceptichum@quokk.au · 3 pts · 279d
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 277d
Who is the woman?
djehuti@programming.dev · 10 pts · 277d
Nancy Reagan, whose fellatio skills are legendary.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca · -6 pts · 279d
Is it gay to blow Nancy Regan? I don't really get any references to the text, other than the look on her face could be "you're gonna be giving me head soon".
deluxe@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 277d
Nancy “Throat GOAT” Reagan