Every accusation is a confession? More like everything is a confession

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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 186 pts · 260d (22 replies)

Peace Through Strength

War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.

axum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 78 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Baba is you

9point6@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 260d

Bubba is BLURGHPHF

FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 260d (9 replies)

No, this actually works, this is actually a legitimate strategy. They're just morons who don't understand how it works.

Source: Am from Switzerland

bobzer@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 260d (5 replies)

Hey, we don't all have the luxury of Nazi gold and ignoring the atrocities committed by our neighbours!

ArrrborDAY@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 259d (1 reply)

But they do have good chocolate though.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d

They got rid of the exploding roads, though. Or so they say.

FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 259d

Damn bro I didn‘t know that Nazigold timetravelled back into the past to protect us during ww1 and ww2, that‘s crazy!

echodot@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 259d (1 reply)

I mean the US actually does all of those things.

The US space program was literally started by Nazi scientists

bobzer@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 259d

Not everyone on the internet is American.

MisterFrog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d (2 replies)

When was the last time Switzerland actively made first strikes against countries not violating your territory?

These don't feel equivalent.

FlowerFan@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 259d

See, you‘re misunderstanding the concept as well.

Peace through strength simply means „be too strong to be conquered“ or „make any invasion too costly“, not „bully everyone into submission“

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

When was the last time Switzerland actively made first strikes

I'm not sure, but I know halberds were involved.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 259d

Also bitch boy is directly quoting the government from V for Vendetta. And he doesn't even see the irony.

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 260d (6 replies)

France is bacon

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 259d (5 replies)

Could I have a France, lettuce, avocado and tomato please?

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 259d (4 replies)

I’ll have an FLT too please! With extra France

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d (3 replies)

The tomato's off. Would you like a France Lettuce and France?

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 258d (2 replies)

Sounds good. Throw in an extra helping of France, please woth a side of France.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d (1 reply)

Hold on you want a France, France, France, Lettuce and France?

Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 257d

Yes please. And don’t be stingy on the France

Deceptichum@quokk.au · 11 pts · 260d
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Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 259d

Straight from the Ministry of Truth, in co-operation with Ministry of Peace

keyhoh@piefed.social · 46 pts · 260d (5 replies)

Does this mean Trump and his administration are butt fucking for peace?

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 260d (3 replies)

Not for peace, no.

FisherOfSaints@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 260d

For the love of the fucking game.

NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Makes me extra intrigued about what's going on in the Department of War building now.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 260d

Lots of hate fucking, probably 🤷

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 259d

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 260d (1 reply)

Peace Through Strength

Odo@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 259d

You just unlocked a core memory. I forgot all about those graphs and the little red plastic strips you used to view them.

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 260d

What is comical is that the Trump administration thinks any of this is new. The us is always shooting at someone.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 259d (2 replies)

Peace through bombing shit and killing a bunch of people

aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 259d
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ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 259d

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 259d (5 replies)

peace through strength

Isnt that a quote of the voice of London from v for Vendetta?

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 259d (1 reply)

He definitely read that line in a book somewhere and went "hell yeah" instead of being horrified (the author's likely intent)

incompetent@programming.dev · 8 pts · 259d

It's from George Orwell's book 1984 so he definitely listened to the audio book and said, "I wanna be like that!"

Edit: I was mistaken. The quote from 1984 is "war is peace." It's similar though.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d (2 replies)

1984, and a bunch of fascist dystopian writing.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 259d

There ya go, it sounded so familiar

Madison420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

It's a riff off the sign above German concentration camps gates.

Arbeit macht frei "work sets you free"

I would honestly love to know which moron thought that was a good use of time and money and why.

ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 259d

I remember when the original name for the invasion of Iraq was "Operation Iraqi Liberation" until somebody decided that was a little too obvious an acronym.

morphballganon@mtgzone.com · 16 pts · 259d

They could have swapped the words around. Rough Spear. Midnight Rider. Southern Hammer.

They chose not to.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 260d (6 replies)

Yeah, but pretty much anything is slang for some sort of sexual activity these days.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 260d (3 replies)

Ilovethebomb = riding a dick like

looks at own username
Oh no...

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 259d (2 replies)

It's how I learned to not be scared.

Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Was there an explosion?

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 259d

In my head.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Kinda reminds me of people calling cspan to inform the elderly viewers what Kavenga meant.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 258d

I'll bite. What does it mean?

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 259d

Looking forward to "Operation Spitroast" and "Operation 69"

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 259d

Operation Devils Triangle.

Operation Silent Boof.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 8 pts · 259d

Peace Through Strength

So this one isn't a double entendre? Just plain ol' PTS(D?)?

altphoto@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 259d

Operation spitroast is starting! The double shaft is out! I repeat, he double shaft is out! And they're gonna do until the bubble pops and the economy relaxes! There's going to be a lot of white stuff all over the place in a big big mess!

echodot@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 259d

Usually operation names are a bit cleverer than that so I'm guessing he came up with those names himself.

Also is a member of the international community I can safely assure you that no one is worried about trump's "business" skills.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 259d

Operation southern spear: murder innocent fishermen

Yeah, these assholes.dont fuck around

hOrni@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d

I've never heard any one of these names but they all fit perfectly.

Stamau123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 259d

Yeah nice job on 'obliterating' those Iranian sites

MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 259d

What's next? Operation bareback?

DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 257d (1 reply)

operation jack hammer

db2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 257d

Operation Sounding Dock

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 259d (2 replies)

I think this tells more about Bruce who seems to know all these terms tbh

abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 259d (1 reply)

Are you surprised the colorfully dressed bearded man with a Rainbow Flag in his name knows about gay sex terms?

RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 258d

Not at all?

Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 259d

I didn't know about any of this stuff until ol Bruce here laid it out here. I dont know how Bruce knows this stuff but it seems to admit more than he probably thinks

Edit: nvm I just noticed his flags. He definitely knows about that stuff and probably doesnt care.

Gladaed@feddit.org · -19 pts · 260d (2 replies)

This is ridiculous. The names are perfectly fine. Well. The southern spear one does not make sense to me. It's framing as a defensive war against drugs and there being multiple victims separated by substantial time don't feel like a spear to me.

Harpoon, or southern shield feel more in line with their other propaganda.

PunnyName@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 260d

The devil doesn't need more advocates.

SabinStargem@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 260d

The southern spear in question is their dick. This regime is into molestation, be it child or country.