Troubleshooting

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BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 162 pts · 246d (6 replies)

I wonder if they will be able to reproduce

germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 246d (5 replies)
BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 246d (4 replies)

This is where I got the joke from lol

fartographer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (3 replies)

I was today years old when I realized that your username actually isn't "booploot"

BootLoop@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 245d (2 replies)

Right letters, lol. Have you seen my name before?

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 2 pts · 240d

You're a minor celebrity, apparently! Like, really minor. Only a few people have even heard your name or would remember it.

And now I'm one of them :)

fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d

I believe I've lurked in communities where you've commented.

Engywuck@lemmy.zip · 67 pts · 246d (1 reply)

Just chroot and reinstall libvirginity.

CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 246d

libvirginity has a sev9 vulnerability due to its dependency on the unpatched version of libpatriarchy.

y0kai@anarchist.nexus · 48 pts · 246d

time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you'll be over just after you finish this config...

Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 245d

Closed as unable to replicate

Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 246d (1 reply)

He shouldn’t have reproduced, he should have forked it.

Buffy@libretechni.ca · 7 pts · 246d

This made me laugh out loud, thank you.

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 246d

Reinstall autism and you’ll be covered until the next update breaks something.

the_q@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 246d (1 reply)
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 246d

For those that don't understand the acronym:

Resist The Fucking. Masturbate!

qarbone@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 245d (1 reply)

CLOSED: not a bug

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 245d

CLOSED: Couldn't reproduce.

Gladaed@feddit.org · 19 pts · 246d (2 replies)

Vandalism ain't cool.

Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 246d

Sometimes it's good enough to be saved forever. E.g: WP:BJAODN

Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 246d

It's fake. There aren't actually enough bug reports to get to that number

solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 246d (8 replies)
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Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org · 32 pts · 246d (5 replies)

You will be un-fucked and get your v-card back.

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 10 pts · 245d

There's a grub flag for that

Buffy@libretechni.ca · 5 pts · 246d (3 replies)

I can confirm, happened to me.

Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 246d (1 reply)

You got scammed. That one is expired.

I can get you one for a turbovirgin though.

grue@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 245d

No, for that you need Turbolinux

solomonschuler@lemmy.zip · -2 pts · 246d
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mech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 244d (1 reply)

When I installed it, my wife left me and gave me all my sperm back.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 244d

Ewww.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 246d

Sorry, this had to be tested in production. Tell us more details and we will see if we can find a fix.

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 245d

Occam's Razor: My guy banged his computer.

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 246d (10 replies)

For the future people, who will be curious what is actually under that number: https://github.com/archlinux/archinstall/issues/4269

abbadon420@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 246d (9 replies)

It doesn't exist. As of 8 hours ago, there are 4001 issues on that repo

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 16 pts · 246d

That's why I say "for future people".

diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 246d (7 replies)

That Link is broken. Heres the working link

excral@feddit.org · 12 pts · 246d (2 replies)

Voyager's link preview to the rescue

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 4 pts · 245d

You were never in any real danger.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 244d

to anyone reading this: here's the actual working link

callyral@pawb.social · 7 pts · 246d (2 replies)

This is why you hover over links before clicking on them... I recognize it...

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 9 pts · 246d (1 reply)

XcQ
don't click you!

PoolloverNathan@programming.dev · 7 pts · 246d

XcQ, link stays blue.

DylanMc6@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 244d
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sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 246d

Instructions to replicate this bug????

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 245d (10 replies)

Try Nix. She's into the weird stuff.

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (9 replies)

What's so good about Nix? Genuine question.

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (3 replies)

Glad you asked! To start, the module system is really powerful, especially coupled with the flexibility of the nix language itself. It takes work to wrap your brain around everything but once you do it becomes such a cool ecosystem. If Arch is like using Lego blocks to configure your system, NixOS is like using a 3D printer. You have to learn about the store, function libraries, etc. It can be complicated and messy. But you can do some pretty cool things with it!

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (2 replies)

What's the repo situation like? Does it have all or most of the packages you'd want?

smiletolerantly@awful.systems · 2 pts · 244d

nixpkgs is the largest repo, period.

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 244d

There's loads. I've never had trouble finding any and you can build/customize your own. You can search through the main repo here: https://search.nixos.org/packages but there are also loads of user made modules.

TwilightKiddy@programming.dev · 2 pts · 245d (3 replies)

It's Gentoo, but for cowards.

w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 244d

Well take my upvote for being so f*#&ing brave (°▽°)/ Bet your socks go all the way up

Paulemeister@feddit.org · 1 pts · 244d (1 reply)

With some tweaks to the flags you could recompile everything optimized to your hardware but now reproducible

TwilightKiddy@programming.dev · 2 pts · 244d

I know, love, I'm just joking around.

BCsven@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 244d

NixOS gives you a declarative build from a config file, so you can reproducibly deploy the same system, without worry of a system using different dependencies.

MicroOS does something similar in that you can first boot from a config file and the system builds, including services and applications.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 246d

Hope they find it, those are expensive to replace.

Twakyr@feddit.org · 9 pts · 245d (3 replies)

The easy fix is to geht fucked im your ass, if ur a guy. Because the getting fucked counters the fucking. Just remember to allways do the same ammount, otherwise it wont work.

Hupf@feddit.org · 5 pts · 245d

It's only gay if your ratio drops below 0.67

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 243d (1 reply)

You know a lot Abt this, don't you? Mewoowowowowow

Twakyr@feddit.org · 2 pts · 242d

Maybe...

umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 245d (2 replies)

It's a Unix derivative. To get the fundamental software thing working, someone has likely had hot gay sex. To get the modern software going, someone has had hot transgender sex, hawt furry yiff, and autistic sexual intercourses. ...What I'm getting at, sex won't make Arch unbootable. Guess you just personally fucked up somewhere.

IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 244d (1 reply)

autistic sex is a whole seperate thing?

umbraroze@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 244d

Nah. Tried to imply that everyone has sex. Even if you're not thinking about it. (Especially if you're not thinking about it.)

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 244d

I want to make an alt account on whatever git Omarchy is on, to file the bug report:

I was nice to an immigrant, now Omarchy is refusing to boot with the following error message:

User is a libcuck, here's an anecdote about a heinious crime commited by a Muslim, now you need to pretend this is what 95% of all Muslims are.

ikidd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 245d (1 reply)

4269

Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org · 5 pts · 245d

The two answers to everything

irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 246d

It's a sign.

notreallyhere@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 245d (1 reply)
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mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 244d

No. No Arch user has ever had sex.

bratorange@feddit.org · 3 pts · 246d

Yeah because u were supposed to bring 2of each kind to the arch and not 3…

plyth@feddit.org · 2 pts · 245d

Put the memory stick back in.

Bullerfar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 245d

Fucking funny 😂