c/news · by return2ozma@lemmy.world · 241d

Jake Paul reports 'double broken jaw' from his KO loss to Anthony Joshua

https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory/jake-paul-reports-double-broken-jaw-ko-loss-128578700

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y0kai@anarchist.nexus · 89 pts · 241d

glad they'll probably have to wire his mouth shut

logicbomb@lemmy.world · 80 pts · 241d (1 reply)

They apparently failed to pay Anthony Joshua enough for him to take a dive.

phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 33 pts · 241d

Or he just got a wild hair and couldn't resist that punchable face, never mind the money.

starik@lemmy.zip · 70 pts · 241d (9 replies)

I love my kitty cat. His name is Sammy. He’s trying to chew on my charging cord right now 😖

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 241d (3 replies)

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Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d (2 replies)

So that's like a taste aversion solution for cats? My bfs cat keeps chewing on the plastic of a piddle pad we have to have out and it's a fucking arms race trying to keep her from chewing on it or ripping it away from where they are supposed to be. The pet stores have some sprays but it also keeps cats away from the area and I can't really do that because one of the piddle pads is near their litter box.

kelpie_returns@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d (1 reply)

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Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d

My bfs cat is an adult cat, and the piddle pads are for my older cat who sometimes pees to the left of the litter box (I've talked to the vet about it and they don't know why she does it, the assumption is just old age) so I can't really move the pads. Both cats love chewing on plastic for whatever reason, but my bfs cat especially likes nibbling on the edges of the piddle pads.

I've never heard of chew toys for cats. If it's something that will get them to stop chewing plastic I'll def have to look into it.

Thank you for your help :)

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 241d

Please post him to !cat@lemmy.world!

bigFab@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 241d

Which soulless entity dares to dislike this...

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 240d (2 replies)

I'm on my third AC adapter for my cpap cause of this.

k0e3@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 240d (1 reply)

Your cat might be trying to kill you.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 240d

It's on brand for 'em at least.

affenlehrer@feddit.org · 51 pts · 241d (11 replies)

More rich assholes should fight in a ring. They all like the idea of it but they rarely do it.

ISOmorph@feddit.org · 61 pts · 241d (10 replies)

Pepperridge farm remembers when Elon Schmuck wanted to fight the Zuck. He got cold feet real quick tho.

Kirp123@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 241d

Elon got his mom to bail him out. It was so pathetic.

CitizenKong@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 241d (4 replies)

Zuck is into Jui Jitsu, he can probably actually beat you up.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 240d (2 replies)

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phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 239d (1 reply)

I've got a similar background and agree with your conclusions, especially the "you don't know" part.

I just put in a couple of stories, but think I might have been over-disclosing, so I removed them.

Anyway, you're right: there's sports martial arts, and then there's real fighting. Sports martial arts has rules, and in addition to that, in real fighting, the stakes can be much higher. Not getting maimed is far more valuable to me than a trophy from some tournament.

ameancow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 239d

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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · -5 pts · 241d

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immobile7801@piefed.social · 3 pts · 241d (3 replies)

Oh man i forgot about this. I was so looking forward to that. I didn't care who won, but honestly would've loved a WWE style 3rd person come in and beat both of them down.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 240d (2 replies)

Its Bernie and AOC with a chair!

immobile7801@piefed.social · 2 pts · 240d (1 reply)

Yes! I'd bet on AOC over those 2 whiny billionaires any day.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 239d

I'm 6'6 @~300 lbs. And fairly sure she could whoop my ass.

Edit:from the docs, 6'5 @@265

johsny@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 241d (2 replies)

Good news, everyone!

Messk@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 241d (1 reply)

To pieces you say?

Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 1 pts · 240d