that is crazy!

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47 Comments

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works · 125 pts · 227d (6 replies)

Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search "Linus Torvalds Rule 34" for a comprehensive overview.

three@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 227d (2 replies)

Torvalds x Stallman is what I live for

Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 227d

"Gnu slay linux."

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 226d

Extreme porn where Richard stallman talks about unfree software. Truly masochistic software SMH

zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 226d

Wait until you see how often Bill Gates abused Rule 34.

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 226d

"What is a thing I will never search for?"

Gladaed@feddit.org · 5 pts · 226d

Nothing on the site. Guess we know what we gotta do. (E621)

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 93 pts · 227d (9 replies)

so i got curious, and as it turns out you dont actually get tux futa. there are 8 pictures with both of the tags ("tux_the_penguin" and "futanari"). one has one has tux as a bottom (not the futa, looks like hes supposed to be a toy), and for the rest he is just in the background, a plush, a sticker etc.

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 33 pts · 227d

This guy tux futas.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 227d (2 replies)

I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by futa Xenia

j_elgato@leminal.space · 14 pts · 227d

I mean... I'm not sensing a whole lot of regret here...

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 227d

well guess who was tux's top

winety@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 227d (1 reply)

There's one of Tux and Pingu.

some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 227d

Dear god

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 226d (2 replies)

what about this one (nsfw)

saigot@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 226d

That's skipper not tux!

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 226d

huh. this wasnt present when i looked it up

AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 227d (3 replies)

I'm just gonna believe you 100% without even looking for that. Yeah, I trust you that much.

huquad@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 227d (2 replies)

While you're at it, you should probably clean up your desktop to make it run faster. Just run "sudo rm -rf /" and it'll never be faster. Trust

SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 227d (1 reply)

unfortunately it wont work without "--no-preserve-root"

huquad@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 226d

Are you sure? I don't think thats true. Go ahead and run both, and let us know what you find.

Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 226d

Instruction's unclear kernel panicked???

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 227d (4 replies)

Sigh unzips

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 56 pts · 227d (3 replies)

*untars

Jimbabwe@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 227d (1 reply)

I want to masturbate but I can’t remember the args!

The_Lurker@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 227d

gzip && finger | man -stur

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 227d

Unxzs

ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 227d (1 reply)

I believe it you can’t lie on the internet

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 227d

You can, but it’s not very comfortable.

Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz · 25 pts · 226d
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mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 227d

Well played, good sirs, well played.

CuteLuciii@feddit.org · 16 pts · 227d

i can't believe this one got me 🤦🏼‍♀️

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 227d

I can find the image but the problem is I keep cumming as soon as I see it. Wat do

slothrop@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 227d

Linus moonlights as Rick Astley.

Lemminary@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 227d

Wataru Futanari. You sly bastards! 😂

AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 227d

Nope, Nice try!

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 227d (4 replies)

For the existance of futa tux, shouldnt it be a penguinette instead of a penguin in the first place?

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 9 pts · 227d (1 reply)

Do we even know tux's gender? AFAIK penguins don't have particularly strong sexual dimorphism. And TBH I think you just made "penguinette" up, "penguin" isn't gendered.

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 227d

I made it up, but in my defense, it sounded funny

sukhmel@programming.dev · 9 pts · 227d (1 reply)

I believe such petty technicalities should not bother the flight of your imagination

::: spoiler but keep in mind, what has been seen cannot be unseen :::

ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 226d

I see what you did there

AntiBullyRanger@ani.social · 3 pts · 226d

Japanese here, can confirm!

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 227d (5 replies)

Rule 34 is NSFW! Idk the other keyword

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 227d (4 replies)

It involves tentacles IIRC. I'm not going to look up if I'm right or not, perhaps some other brave soul will tell us.

Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 227d (1 reply)

My friend's uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 226d

I've been told your friend's uncle is right.

ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 227d (1 reply)

It's not tentacles. A futanari is a woman with a (usually rather large) penis.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 226d

Thank you for giving me the clarification without me having to google it lmao