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20 Comments

dimjim@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 222d (4 replies)

This seems like a company that's gonna make taking sick time a real problem.

tdawg@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 222d

So... most of them

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 222d (2 replies)

My job just made it so they won't accept a doctor's note as an excuse on why you're not working.

dimjim@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Do you happen to work in a prison? As a prisoner? That sounds awful.

I'd tell you to find new employment but that isn't always a realistic solution.

Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 221d

Nah I work in a slaughterhouse pulling cow carcusses onto the line to get sanitized and cut up for shipping.

Rhaedas@fedia.io · 39 pts · 222d

Early red flags are always appreciated.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 222d (1 reply)

"As many as are required."

Ludicrous0251@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 222d

Please enter a number between -42 and 364828.

bdonvr@thelemmy.club · 16 pts · 222d

Lmao. One of my first job interview when I was 18 and inexperienced. The interviewer asked me "How often is it acceptable to call out of work?". My dumbass said "I dunno, once a month? More than that and you'd be unreliable, though it depends on the circumstances."

He get a strange look on his face and I never heard from them again.

Well it wasn't my first interview. That one was for a server/cashier position at a restaurant. I get there and they said they would make me a dishwasher and then said "and the pay... whatever minimum wage is now." I left.

rbos@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 222d

It would depend on the schedule. If they can "schedule" me the morning of without any advance notice, then my number will be 365.

QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 222d

jordanlund@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 222d

Excused or un-excused?

rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 221d

I once got a question that asked how many times you'd lied about calling in sick at previous jobs. It was multiple choice and 0 was not an option. Instead of lying, I just exited the application. I didn't really want to work at Red Robin anyway.

snackwifi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 222d (1 reply)

365

Hupf@feddit.org · 6 pts · 222d

I only work on leap years

Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 221d

A scheduled absence shouldn't be a problem.

MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 222d

"Yes"

Eheran@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 222d (2 replies)

So ... Weekends, holidays, vacation. Did I forgot anything? That is a large number.

WolfLink@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 222d (1 reply)

Those wouldn’t be when you are “scheduled”.

Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 222d

You sound awfully confident.