which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.
Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher
Cosby's just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.
Didn’t Xena start as a minor character on Hercules? If I’m remembering that rightly, it must be humiliating for him that a side character went on to outshine his whole show.
he got more mysgoynistic as her show grew more popular. when more "resources went to her show", that was probably tipping point. He also andromeda, but he managed destroyed that series half way. of course he chiro-induced strokes helped him along the way.
Yeah probably not. I don't know WTF we even care. It's an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.
He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I'd hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.
I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.
Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.
But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.
Also Andromeda. Which burns me, pun not intended. Kevin Sorbo is exactly the kind of person Dylan Hunt would kick in the nuts and I just can't rewatch the show anymore.
I never verified it because I had not interest in him or his work, but I read discussions that insisted he was a real uncaring ass. A total lack of empathy.
I don't know too much about him myself. I know he has a foundation that seems to be mostly involved in getting women's salaries increased and other labor-related stuff, but some shit people support good causes, so who knows.
he is a trumper just not a super outspoken one, he was on fox as his most recent appearance. 1st instance of him supporting him was after '16 election, paraphrased" you should accept its not the bad", it was in article right after he won.
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thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 195 pts · 181d
Did he change the fucking channel or not??????????
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 129 pts · 181d
He's talking about Kid Rock's show.
Klear@quokk.au · 49 pts · 181d
He's so good he changed it twice!
massacre@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 181d
Shroedinger's Channel?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 181d
which half of the cat was he watching? the half alive half cat in the half of the box halfway across the universe that he has or the half dead half cat in the half box i have? i am so confused by quantum mechanics
massacre@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
Just picture the ancient aliens dude with his hands up saying 'entanglement' and you have your answer
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 181d
I've finally thought of a solid use for generative AI. Replace Sorbo in all the Hercules episodes with somebody who's not a turd. Arnold maybe?
LMurch@thelemmy.club · 61 pts · 181d
Pedro Pascal, of course.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 58 pts · 181d
I say; and stick with me here:
We find someone (unknown actor who is the age sorbo was) to green screen his scenes. Then we Mandela effect the whole shebang and gaslight sorbo until he thinks doing the shooting was an acid trip.
S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 180d
Dang I would donate to a go fund me just to see if it can be pulled off.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 180d
Well, I have no idea how to run a film set and probably shouldn't be incharge anyway. Feel free to run with this.
taiyang@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 181d
I vote we just replace him with Lucy Lawless so we just get twice as much Xena, since that's what we really wanted all along.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 181d
’80s cartoon He-Man
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
Wtf. I was just replying with the same answer.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 181d
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 180d
Fitting username, then.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 181d
Should replace him with Bruce Campbell, but at the age he is now.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 11 pts · 180d
I’d watch this, or Lucy Lawless. Kevin Sorbo is a himbo.
EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d
Will be fun to watch the episodes that Bruce Campbell was already in.
CatZoomies@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 181d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 181d
i legitimately think this is the perfect use of hatsune miku. if you abuse the industry, you get hatsune miku'd out of existence.
BillyClark@piefed.social · 5 pts · 180d
In the future, everyone will only know Beat It as performed by Hatsune Miku.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 181d
Sadly you can't remove the evil producers like Weinstein or Schneider.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 180d
Lots of the actors from the 70s show went to bat for the hyde actor IIRC. Dont quote me but I think it was everyone but the actor that played eric. Even mr white knight Ashton Kutcher
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 179d
Wow no kidding!
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66772846
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 180d
Cosby's just not worth it. His ass was all over that shit. Better take the garfield without garfield approach and just cut him out of all the scenes. Rename the show Cosby, without rapists.
devolution@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 181d
Nathan Fillion for me.
Evkob@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 180d
I'm tired and read Nathan Fielder, that would certainly be something.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 181d
you know what i was wrong this is the perfect job for hatsune mike
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 181d
Ryan Gosling of course.
Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
dellish@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
Arnold cheated on his wife and got his mistress pregnant, so he's arguably a bit of a turd. But nowhere near as much of a turd as these maga fuckwits.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 178d
Arnold guilty of loving too much?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d
Replace everyone in Hercules with Kevin Sorbo.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 180d
Arnold is as asshole too though.
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 53 pts · 181d
Remider that Lucy Lawless calls him Peanut.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 181d
In an affectionate way, or a fuck you way?
magnetosphere@fedia.io · 47 pts · 181d
A fuck you way. She does it to push his buttons because he’s such a jerk. They’ve had a rivalry for years, but calling it a “rivalry” gives him far too much credit. She’s always been more well-liked, both by fans and coworkers.
Protoknuckles@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 181d
Oh good! She seems awesome, and I'd hate for her to be a scumbag.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 12 pts · 181d
The latter
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 181d
It's not often a person's brain mass matches their gonad mass.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 180d
Confirmed: Kevin Sorbo HATES kid rock.
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 180d
Right, if he changed the channel then he must be referring to the Kid Rock show. Exactly what I was thinking.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
This is what I choose to believe.
AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 180d
portuga@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 180d
If by walking you mean running
ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 180d
If by running you mean downhill skiing
Etterra@discuss.online · 9 pts · 180d
If by downhill skiing you mean tumbling uncontrollably.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 180d
If by tumbling uncontrollably you mean the great trash avalanche of 2016.
portuga@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d
I could spend the next two hours thinking of some funnier reply but it seems you got it covered
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
Probably the only good thing I've seen out of the last 10 years of this shit show is watching MAGAts force themselves into liking things they previously hated in order to fall in line with their cult.
It's like watching a child force feed themselves a vegetable they really don't like because Daddy told them they had to.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 180d
I think he's all they have left lol
explodicle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 180d
https://slate.com/culture/2026/02/nicki-minaj-trump-gold-card-husband-citizen-grammys-trevor-noah-don-lemon.html
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 179d
Where is Ted Nugent when MAGA needs him?
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 181d
Sorbo:
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 30 pts · 180d
his grudge with XENA, lucy lawless has remained to this day.
Thorry@feddit.org · 34 pts · 180d
That's because Lucy Lawless is based AF and Kevin Sorbo is a loser, nothing is ever going to change that.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 180d
scarabic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
Didn’t Xena start as a minor character on Hercules? If I’m remembering that rightly, it must be humiliating for him that a side character went on to outshine his whole show.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 179d
he got more mysgoynistic as her show grew more popular. when more "resources went to her show", that was probably tipping point. He also andromeda, but he managed destroyed that series half way. of course he chiro-induced strokes helped him along the way.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 30 pts · 181d
He must have changed the channel and saw Kid Rock lip syncing.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 180d
can we really talk about syncing at this point?
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d
It's not so much the lip syncing; it's the forgetting your own song so badly you can't even pretend to sing it anymore.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 180d
Yeah probably not. I don't know WTF we even care. It's an unsustainable audio situation on a temporary stage. Still feels good to poke a kid biscuit tho.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 180d
He shouldn't have changed the channel.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 181d
You’d think that an actor would actually appreciate all of that impeccable choreography, art direction, and set design.
That was one of the best halftime shows ever produced. No Purple Rain in the rain, but it was in the top 10.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 181d
Production wise sure. The music was 100% not for me, but I've already made peace with that for Superbowl performances in general.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
Word. I’m an insufferable indie snob, and it’s rare that top 40 pop excites me. But, I appreciate good craft, and IMHO, if you’re at the top of the US album charts, and are pulling numbers that beat Taylor Swift, you should probably get to play at the Super Bowl. The people have spoken.
lividweasel@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 180d
An actor probably would.
Unfortunately, it’s Kevin Sorbo being discussed.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
Are you sure he wasn’t talking about the kid rock counter programming?
Apparently that was awful.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 181d
When asked for further comments on the matter, he only had this to say.
dlhextall@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 180d
Is he trying to say he was DISAPPOINTED?
qarbone@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 180d
I can't even enjoy that anymore, knowing that he's such a weaselly little shit head.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 180d
I enjoy it as a demonstration of his terrible acting, reading a scene instruction out loud. I also listen to God Awful Movies, and Sorbo is somewhat a regular in the terrible religious movie scene. So are some of the less famous Baldwins.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 180d
He forgor 💀
Etterra@discuss.online · 15 pts · 180d
Damorte@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 180d
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 180d
He had a stroke iirc caused by a Chiropractor. I believe he was still an asshole before but I think it accelerated it. Also makes me worried about stroke. I'd hate to become a bigot all of a sudden.
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 180d
CTE probably didn't help.
lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 180d
One of my all time favorites, with sound makes me laugh every single time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6EDlD_fWn0&t=14s
sirico@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 180d
Why do we care what a failed 90s tv actor thinks?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 180d
We don’t care, we find it hilarious. His impotent rage sustains me.
rumba@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 180d
That's for mentioning who he is because I honestly had no fucking idea and I watched a lot of shit in the 90's
portuga@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
I have no idea who this guy is and I’m good that way
NewDayRocks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 180d
Imo, the worst half time show in my lifetime was probably Paul McCartney. Not that he was bad at all but someone had to be the worst. He was just an overly conservative pick as an overadjustment to the nipslip.
And Kevin Sorbo is a douche
NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
He could have tried to top it with a dickslip
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 180d
The Black-Eyed Peas were pretty terrible.
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 180d
Like at the Halftime Show? Or...
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 180d
I remember when I was very young they had a halftime show that was actually just an Indiana Jones commercial. I know Indiana Jones sounds cool, but I remember it feeling like a bunch of people just doing random shit and the product as a whole feeling particularly bad.
toynbee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
Did you know that the nip slip is why YouTube exists? Not necessarily gonna call it a positive, but an interesting conversation.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 181d
So he didn’t like kid rock?
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 180d
Hate-watched the whole thing I bet. All while wiping his angry tears and trying to type out witty posts on Twatter...
harsh3466@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 181d
This dude is dumb as a box of rocks.
Fuck. That's an insult to rocks.
treesquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
Boxes and rocks are both smarter and more useful
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 180d
Not to say about these tightly packed thinking rocks enabling me to write that comment.
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 181d
If you honestly in your heart don't think that was a great halftime show, I think it's safe to assume you have no rhythm in your soul.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 181d
This guy's allegiance to a scumbag is getting in the way of him being kind.
When your friends make you less kind, then those aren't good friends.
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 180d
He suffered an aneurysm and 3 subsequent strokes. Brain damage makes people support a fascist.
FeeshyFish@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 180d
Just look at Fetterman
BillyClark@piefed.social · 4 pts · 180d
Roseanne Barr is another example. RFK Jr is another example.
But this comes up so much that I sort of feel bad for all of the brain damaged people out there who aren't caught up in crazy propaganda. If you look at most of these examples, they were awful people even before their TBIs.
Heikki2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 179d
I like how he watched the kid rock version and agreed it was terrible
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d
You know he had multiple strokes, so his brain is fried like most magas and personality disorders.
WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 180d
Oh how Captain Hunt has fallen from his halcyon days aboard the mighty and noble Andromeda Ascendent...
fizzle@quokk.au · 6 pts · 181d
Is this the world's worst jobs guy?
Im so tired of trying to keep track of who is a nazi scumbag. Its exhausting.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 181d
He played Hercules in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys in the 90s.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 181d
He also starred in “Fire From Below,” an AWESOME movie about unleashing a sentient fireball. It’s seriously incredible.
DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 181d
Also Andromeda. Which burns me, pun not intended. Kevin Sorbo is exactly the kind of person Dylan Hunt would kick in the nuts and I just can't rewatch the show anymore.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 180d
ANDROMEDA was ruined by him, after he took over the show by purging the showrunner.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 181d
The Dirty Jobs guy is Mike Rowe. As I recall he's somewhat right-leaning, but I don't recall anything about him being a Trump Nazi.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 181d
I never verified it because I had not interest in him or his work, but I read discussions that insisted he was a real uncaring ass. A total lack of empathy.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 180d
hes a KOCH funded shill.
ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 180d
Fuck the Koch brothers, alive and dead.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 181d
I don't know too much about him myself. I know he has a foundation that seems to be mostly involved in getting women's salaries increased and other labor-related stuff, but some shit people support good causes, so who knows.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d
this is how i justify my charity work so hey
rainwall@piefed.social · 3 pts · 180d
By "labor related" you mean gutting labor power at the behest of the Koch brothers who sponsor his charity, than yes.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 180d
Oh, okay. Again, I don't know much about him.
rainwall@piefed.social · 5 pts · 180d
Hes sponsored by the Koch brothers, and is famous for pushing "safety third," i.e safety after profits.
This is his personal "deepthroat the boot" sweat pledge from 2014. He of course has never worked a real job outside of tv:
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 180d
he is a trumper just not a super outspoken one, he was on fox as his most recent appearance. 1st instance of him supporting him was after '16 election, paraphrased" you should accept its not the bad", it was in article right after he won.
StrongHorseWeakNeigh@piefed.social · 3 pts · 180d
He posted that to remind himself
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 181d
That guy sucks ass and not in the good way.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 180d
devolution@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 181d
Watch a halftime show you hate, or subject yourself to the cousin fucking marathon.
Lol
myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 179d
They will find a way to blame the libs for their own disaster.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
I'm pretty sure this guy eats his boogers.
ickplant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 180d
He also does this:
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 181d
Do as I say. Not as I do.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 180d
Oh... Peanut...
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 180d
This is why you shouldn’t smoke stems and seeds