Kids, at a certain point in life you're going to feel an urge to cut back on the late nights partying and feel like you ought to eat better and exercise more, maybe even spend a Saturday hiking without drugs or alcohol. If you don't listen to your body when it tells you that, you'll wind up looking like kid rock. And if you don't get that feeling by 30 pretend you did and do it anyways.

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d (3 replies)

Less alcohol, more mushrooms, keep dancing and partying forever. The issue isn't fun it's alcohol.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d (2 replies)

It's also the late nights and bar food and not getting enough exercise. Psychs are great for those that psychs are great for, but finding a good balance that includes different types of fun is good for you, and if you can't enjoy a nice short evening of sober hanging out with friends you ought to resolve that

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 192d

I will argue that healthy "bar food" is so much better.

Last night I shallow fried some summer squash, and it was so much more tasty than anything fried from a bar.

KuroiKaze@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Mushroom you won't have an appetite at the end of the night. Great for a night of dancing with no drunk food chowdown after.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Semi sober hikes are super awesome! I like smoking in nature. But drinking while hiking sounds miserable.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Drinking during a hike is fun if it's a light hike and light drinking. Small beer would probably be excellent even on a little bit rougher. That said I'm one of those people who loves going on a long walk when I'm hammered. Like, if I still drank like I did in college people would have to keep me from doing a mile+ while shitfaced.

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 192d

Different strokes, for different folk I guess.

I ain't trying to harsh anyone's mellow. It just ain't for me.

ExtremeDullard@piefed.social · 64 pts · 193d

MAGA is bad for your health.

prettybunnys@piefed.social · 52 pts · 193d

Ricky Martin on his pro wrestler arc…

Kid Rock on his raisin arc

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 193d (1 reply)

I didn't know what a meth den smells like until I saw this picture of Kid Rock.

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 192d

Run down double-wide with a meth lab and a puppy mill to try to cover the smell.

trublu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Kid Rock looks like he's waiting under a bridge to ask you his questions three.

harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 192d

I'm not sure he could think of 3 different questions.

negativenull@piefed.world · 26 pts · 193d

Meth diet vs Caribbean/Puerto Rican diet.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 20 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Living life crazy vs Living life as a crazy person

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 193d

This is an under-appreciated joke

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 18 pts · 193d (2 replies)

Wow, Kid Rock is only 55

trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Found out today they were born the same year! Unreal.

M137@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d

Yes, that's what same age means...

regedit@lemmy.zip · 17 pts · 192d (3 replies)

Hate ages you worse than any other drug!

village604@adultswim.fan · 7 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Have you seen chronic meth addicts?

regedit@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 192d (1 reply)

The people in Breaking Bad didn't look that bad, lolololo!

BanMe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

If every tweaker looked like Aaron Paul, I'd still be on that particular drug. Alas.

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Ricky Martin: Living la vida loca.

Kid rock: Living la vida coke-a.

BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 192d

i think it was steve-o who told a story about him and kid rock doing a mountain of coke all night. literally piled on a table

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 192d

Ricky understands that part of his business is looking good, and good on him for taking good care of his body and staying in great shape. That's teen idol stuff.

Kid Rock, well, he's just a walking dumpster fire and always has been. If he hadn't broken into the music industry he'd be an incel.

Nangijala@feddit.dk · 16 pts · 192d (4 replies)

I listened to the H3 podcast recently and apparently, kid rock made a song for the Osmosis Jones movie that had some very questionable lyrics when you consider that Osmosis Jones is based on a kid’s show about the body and how it works. You’d think they’d make lyrics relating to the body, word play on bacteria and immune systems and organs etc. but no. The entire song is about how kid rock gets high and drunk and rapes underaged girls on an island.

Examples:

See me cruisin' in my Caddy

Hoes, they like to call me daddy

Cool, when I'm stylin'

Just rollin' on the island

Now just in case I pack heat

Keep a case of brew in my backseat

Got a pocket full of cash, hey

Got a fatty in my ashtray

Also this lyric:

Can't call me, just page me (Daddy, yeah)

Young ladies, young ladies

I like 'em underage, see

Some say that's statutory

But I say it's mandatory

Very wholesome and normal.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 192d (3 replies)

The best/worst part is the "I say it's mandatory" isn't Kid Rock, but a literal kid saying it...

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Not a kid, Joe C was a little person.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Oh wow! I just took it for granted it was a kid, not an adult who sounds like a kid.

It reminds me of that story of the grown man impersonating a child and going to school in California. When he got caught they found out that his "fathers" were having sex with him under the assumption he was a child. They literally began freaking out when they found out they had been having sex with a grown man instead of the pre-teen runaway they had taken in.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

Shit man, that turned dark quickly. Although this wasn't exactly the most light hearted topic to begin with.

UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 192d (1 reply)

Drugs and alcohol can fry your brains.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 192d

His brain was already fried by being a wealthy white dude who think he hit a home run.

cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 193d

You mean skid rock?

MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 13 pts · 192d (3 replies)

That's what several shitty American beers a day will do to you.

PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 192d (2 replies)

Don’t forget the cocaine! Looooots of cocaine

A7thStone@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d (1 reply)

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

Ahhh kakaka YEAH!!!

altphoto@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 193d (2 replies)

That's Ricky Martin? LOL I had no clue.

garbagebagel@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d (1 reply)

I don't remember why but I tagged you at some point as "brilliant mf". I hope you are having an excellent day.

altphoto@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 192d

Maybe I recognized Ricky last time and got my cookie. Thanks man, with zirtec and the possibility of a heart attack anything is possible! LOL.

Sludge@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 192d

I was just telling my wife this morning that Ricky Martin looks SO GOOD - WHAT A FREAKIN' HUNK!!!

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 193d

This is not a fair comparison. This is like saying "my ten day old dogshit sandwich tastes worse than my ten day old cake"

Zier@fedia.io · 9 pts · 193d (4 replies)

Kid rock looks like the brother of the my pillow freak.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 193d (1 reply)

He will no longer be known as kid rock, he will known now as man gravel.

OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d

I call him Kid-ney Stone

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 193d

Kid rock is 9 years younger but looks at least 9 years older. And my pillow guy was addicted to crack.

INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 193d

Excuse me but what?

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 193d

Kid’s performance of dancing pathetically on that stage all alone looked like a reject at his own party he paid a total of 75$ to throw.

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 9 pts · 192d

Even if Ricky Martin looked like aging milk left out in the sun in Arizona. I would still choose Ricky Martin.

digital_man@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Living la vida loca

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 193d

🎼He, is, so, burnt, out

Doing meth instead of coca

Why, is, his, face, so red?

Also a self identifying predator. 🎶

Etterra@discuss.online · 8 pts · 193d (2 replies)

He looks... melty...

JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Moldy*

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 192d

You can be both.

homes@piefed.world · 8 pts · 193d (3 replies)

When Ricky came on, the wind began to blow.

Can Kid Rock summon the wind? That shitbag is lucky to summon a fart.

Denalduh@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 193d (2 replies)

The only thing kid rock can summon is a shart

Smoogs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d

And watch out it might fly out those jorts

foggy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

Can you imagine if all your farts were sharts?

A life I don't wanna wish on anybody 😔

CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d

Kid Rock looks like Dr. (Mr?) Phil in a greasy wig with somehow worse facial hair.

Fuck 'em both.

Damage@feddit.it · 7 pts · 193d

We sure it's the same guy?

puchaczyk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 192d

Kid Rock turned into Meth Rock

red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 192d

Kid Rock was born in January 1971 and Ricky Martin in December 1971. The difference in these roughly 11 months apparently means either looking like a rotting corpse pulled from a dumpster or like a fit latino daddy.

Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 193d (1 reply)

I thought staying skinny while on meth was part of the deal.

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 193d

mostly alcohol, it pretty much ages you, and kid rock is a known alcoholic.

buneamk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 193d (2 replies)

I am a hetero male. No homo. But I have a thing for Ricky Martin. Again, no homo.

architectonas@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Why do you feel the need to say "no homo"? What's wrong with having a thing for another man no matter what secual orientation?

Courantdair@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 192d

Kinsey scale enters the chat

Thorry@feddit.org · 5 pts · 193d

Another fun fact: We know Ricky Martin can count to at least 3, this has yet to be confirmed for Kid Rock, but signs point to no.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d

I’m 55. I WISH I looked like Ricky Martin.

cheesybuddha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 192d

Well, meth will do that to ya

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 193d

I didn't know Ricky Martin was born on Christmas Eve. Bless him.

JayK117@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 193d

I had a thought that he should drop the "Kid" from his name then I realised he probably calls his dick "Rock"...

LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 192d

Lol, lmao even

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d

Heterosexuality.

Not even once.

bruhduh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 193d

Mikah bell

Visstix@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 193d

They both don't look natural.

baatliwala@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 193d

Literally who and who

tino_408@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 193d (6 replies)

lol didn’t Ricky Martin get plastic surgery? Kind of not fair lol

protist@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 193d (2 replies)

What evidence is there of that?

And are you implying Kid Rock hasn't gotten plastic surgery?

RaoulDuke85@piefed.social · 4 pts · 193d

Have you seen his face? Looks like a different person from how I remembered him growing up. More power to him, but let's not pretend he's all natural.

tino_408@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 192d

I’m a huge Ricky Martin fan and I know he got surgery. You just want to make your political point go ahead lol

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 193d

plastic

even if he dint, he likely looks better than a chronic alcoholic. yea he did.

trashcroissant@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 193d (1 reply)

Kid Rock's net worth is estimated higher than Ricky Martin's. If he wanted surgery, botox, a fucking face roller, literally anything to make himself look a little less like garbage, he coulda gotten it.

tino_408@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 192d

lol or just age naturally dudes already took more drugs then most lol