Do you pee in the shower?

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T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 174d (6 replies)

There are 2 kinds of people, people who pee in the shower and liars.

turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub · 11 pts · 174d (3 replies)

I’m a liar.

Duamerthrax@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 174d (2 replies)

At least you're honest about it.

PlutoniumAcid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 173d (1 reply)

Is he, though? ;-)

turboSnail@piefed.europe.pub · 3 pts · 173d

Don't think about it too much. Engaging with paradoxes is known to exercise your mental muscles.

exaybachae@startrek.website · 4 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I only pee in other people's showers.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 173d

when the water isn't on.

Gotta set the tone.

474D@lemmy.world · 73 pts · 174d

I've done plumbing work before, it's all pipes, people. Piss to your heart's content, you're not hurting anything

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 174d (3 replies)

I have a slow drain so the shower ends up with a shallow puddle by the end. So, no, I don't like standing in a puddle of my own pee.

But otherwise, pipes is pipes. No judgement here.

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 31 pts · 174d

Snake ur drain bby <3

SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 174d

Look up a product called Thrift. You can get it on Amazon. It's a type of flake drain cleaner, comes in a bottle. Basically run your shower on super hot for a few minutes to heat up the pipe, then pour a bunch of this stuff down, and a bit more hot water. Leave it alone for a few minutes, then flush with hot water. Unlike Drano, this stuff actually works. Originally I found it on a plumbing subreddit. I've done it to my shower a few times and it seems to have a longer lasting effect every time, like it's actually cleaning out the pipe.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d

Have you cleaned out your drain?

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 23 pts · 174d (4 replies)

shower yes, bath no

moonshadow@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 174d (3 replies)

Hot tub?

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 174d

anything chlorinated is fair game

CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Depends on the dilution rate.

tastemyglaive@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 174d

Hot tubs are way too finnicky for that you should not be peeing in them!!!

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 174d (2 replies)

There are two types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and those that lie about not peeing in the shower.

LifeLikeLady@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d (1 reply)

You know this was the line our sex ed teacher gave us in 5th grade.

Except about masturbation.

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 173d

It’s used in all types of settings.. Race car drivers say there are two types of drivers those that pee in the car and those that lie about it..

daggermoon@piefed.world · 21 pts · 174d (3 replies)

Yes, I also pee in the sink.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 174d (2 replies)

There was a whole community about that back on the other website. We should get a sink pissers community going on Lemmy

daggermoon@piefed.world · 9 pts · 174d

We have one. It's pretty inactive. Last time I posted there someone was giving me shit for pissing in the sink. Like why are you here? lol.

bstix@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 174d

We don't need to. It's assumed.

lasta@piefed.world · 19 pts · 174d

Only if I’m already in the shower to wash myself lol.

deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 15 pts · 174d

Yes, like a normal person πŸ˜‰

sparkles@piefed.zip · 13 pts · 174d (7 replies)
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MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo · 22 pts · 174d (6 replies)

Strange story for you.. I had very bad athletes foot for many years. All the off the shelf powders and creams didn't help at all. Someone told me to pee on my feet to cure it, I didnt believe them but tried it anyways. Worked amazingly quickly. Occasionally I do it still but not all the time. Haven't had athletes foot in over 25 years... I'm so sorry for the story. πŸ˜‚

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 174d (5 replies)

You still pee on your feet occasionally as some kind of preventative you're saying?

MeowWeHaveAProblem@toast.ooo · 6 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Yep that's the idea. Not actually sure if its preventing anything.. But it hasn't come back. Its in the shower so I don't care. Finish washing up and spray the shower with cleaner when im done. πŸ˜‚

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 174d

No one wants itchy feet that's for sure

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Prophylactic feet pissing is now my favorite phrase in the English language

CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d

New band name. I call dibs

digdilem@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 174d

And they're always eager to help out other people too.

BlueSquid0741@lemmy.sdf.org · 13 pts · 174d (2 replies)

Our shower drains into the grey water tank and then to our fruit tree irrigation line, so... Of course yes.

digdilem@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Our shower drains into the grey water tank a

I've done the maths!

Shower water /is/ normally collected in grey water systems, but piss would be so diluted as to be a negligable contaminant. A shower uses roughly 70 litres of water. An average human bladder voiding is 400ml, so that works out at 0.57% piss in the grey water collected in a single shower. Negligable - but for fruit trees, a fertiliser.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 174d

Negligable - but for fruit trees, a fertiliser.

Mmm, nitrogen

Pappabosley@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 174d (1 reply)

The shower is the only place i pee and as for poo, well that's a story for another time....

prex@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 174d

stoicEuropean@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 174d (2 replies)

Of course, and occasionally I also poop in the shower. It's always funny to stomp it down the drain.

billwashere@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 173d

Found the waffle stomper.

cone_zombie@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 173d

I know it's a running gag on the internet but I unironically think there's someone who actually does this

MrSulu@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 173d

Never trust anyone who doesn't pee in the shower!

PixTupy@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 174d

There was a campaign in Brazil urging people to pee in the shower to save water.

https://youtu.be/xyJlUZWwkdM

steve_freiheit@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I pee into my neighbor's shower

SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 173d

Only when their bathroom window is open

DavidDoesLemmy@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Not in my shower. But in other people's, sure.

Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d

And this is why all of Dave's neighbors have learned to securely lock down their entire house before taking a shower.

MisterNeon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d (1 reply)

No!

bananabread@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 174d

But you should

pineapple@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 174d (1 reply)

I feel less bad about peeing in the shower now.

Surp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 173d

That's why we're here

KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 174d

Yep

monovergent@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 174d

crouch low to the drain to minimize splashing

aeration1217@lemmy.org · 4 pts · 173d

damn right. I might be dumb but I ain't stupid

migo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 173d

Yes, it saves water

PetteriPano@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d

I'm pretty sure the US army used to recommend peeing on your own feet in the shower to reduce athlete's foot.

entropiclyclaude@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 173d

There are two kinds of people.

Those that pee in the shower, and liars.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 173d (1 reply)

I did once and the next day i could hear my roommate shrubbing the bathtub with some cleaning utensil ... so i guess it smelled and he was sensitive to it? But i couldn't smell anything, idk.

B0rax@feddit.org · 4 pts · 173d

Maybe he shat in the shower after you?

Soapbox@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 170d

Of course I do. The only reason not to is if you are showering with someone else.

A friend in college got in a huge fight with his girlfriend when he peed on her feet in the shower.

3abas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
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Widdershins@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d (1 reply)

I don't pee in the shower I prefer to pee into the shower

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 173d

Whole body bidet.

sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 173d

Yeah (though not often)

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 174d
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synae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 174d

George Costanza?

RiverRock@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 173d

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