Makes you think 🤔 🦵☕️

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ekZepp@lemmy.world · 224 pts · 155d (7 replies)

I can't honestly understand the issue.

So i'll just keep looking until i'll figure it out.

fonix232@fedia.io · 102 pts · 155d (5 replies)

Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.

Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you're an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who's never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now... sagging. You're feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren't like the tits you've seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she's got are these saggy... bags...

Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren't like that at all. And it's awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it's more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I'm yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn't enjoy.

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 155d

I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?

LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 12 pts · 155d

Little bold to call that sort "men".

tomiant@piefed.social · 9 pts · 155d (1 reply)

This is the position ot the VAST majority of humans on the planet. The post implies that it's not, and is kicking in open doors.

fonix232@fedia.io · 19 pts · 155d

You really underestimate the number of incels, unfortunately.

On the other hand, you have an impeccable taste in friends and acquaintances.

Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 153d

Real, be grateful that you're getting a chance to see them in person, instead of complaining you should just enjoy them.

danekrae@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 155d

I don't think there is an issue.

If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 137 pts · 155d (3 replies)

There are enough people who don't know this it seems.

I'm learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren't real because no breasts are like that.

She just wasn't wearing a bra.

Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.

They also weren't using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.

BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob's should look like

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 155d

The closest thing to real breasts those kind of guys get are the busty anime statues they buy.

EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 155d

They feel like bags of sand

happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 132 pts · 155d

TomMasz@lemmy.world · 91 pts · 155d (4 replies)

They've revealed Victoria's secret.

dumbass@piefed.social · 16 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Victoria's secret is Epstein.

LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

I (also) know Victoria's secret, she was made up by a dude. Jax.

KalSeth@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Cheap polyester?

snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 154d

And a really, really expensive marketing department.

OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 77 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Its hard to make boobs look bad, boobs are fucking awesome

HuePony@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 155d

South Park made them bad so even Chief sad that is looks terrible

BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 67 pts · 155d (8 replies)

Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It's body acceptance and positivity for busty women

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 155d (5 replies)

It's whatever you make of it.

realitista@lemmus.org · 19 pts · 155d (4 replies)

Yeah it's on the internet now. It's ours to do with as we see fit.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 7 pts · 155d (1 reply)

As we see tit?

Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d
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BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I mean, I'm a booba enjoyer myself, I'm not trying to shame anyone. Just want to help everyone feel welcome, especially when the message is some support they need to hear

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d

Yeah, maybe they just need more support

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Don't assume it's just guys. Some of us women appreciate boobs.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 5 pts · 154d

Tbf tiddies are pretty awesome

db2@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 155d (7 replies)

I don't get it. Boobs that look pushed up can also look normal?

saimen@feddit.org · 54 pts · 155d (4 replies)

I guess the point is many people are thinking boobs pushed up is how they look normal.

Signtist@bookwyr.me · 65 pts · 155d (3 replies)

Yup. A lot of guys, especially teenage boys, would say that the left picture is normal, and the right picture is "saggy." They're the same people that look at a woman wearing plenty of makeup and say "You look great without makeup!" and when she's not wearing makeup say "Woah, are you sick or something?"

It's such a common occurrence on the internet that I honestly think the people who are "confused" about the post are just pretending not to know about it to appear even more separated from the idea than simply disagreeing with it.

Virtvirt588@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

It's such a common occurrence on the internet

Let's not project the blame on the internet. The problem is everywhere, the rampant misogyny is out of control within all dimensions. The system is designed to indoctrinate and churn out misoginy just like racism and ageism is.

I do appreciate that you are refering to "most" guys rather than being age specific; also the rampant rise in mysoginy isn't their fault. It is helpful to look at the big picture, to realise that men and women of all ages are forcefully fed propaganda used to further divide us all.

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 154d

It gets creepier than that. The correlation of that and Epstein influencing societies is something that really need to be studied thoroughly and undone if it's even possible. A pedophile groomed the whole world.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 155d

The thing I am confused about is what does grok and Italian translation have to do with anything?

fizzle@quokk.au · 15 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Yeah I don't get it either.

Is it saying pushed up boobs dont just happen?

db2@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d

It is a shitpost so I guess mission accomplished 😆

daannii@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 155d (2 replies)

It's pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.

The round breast.. yeah that's all bras and padding. Or implants.

Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that's what they actually are supposed to look like.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 155d

or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape

exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob

demlet@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d

And now booties. I'm seeing grannies walking around with some dubiously springy cake.

SubUrbanIT@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 155d (2 replies)

We don't care, we still wanna see 'em.

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d

I am with you, but I think too many weirdos actually care. At least when it comes to body shaming on the Internet, they do.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 155d
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ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 155d

All I can say is

guys really aren't that fussy

demlet@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 155d

Either way, I'm just happy to be here.

snoons@lemmy.ca · 29 pts · 155d

AlfalFaFail@lemmy.ml · 27 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Boobs that look like this...

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

Can also look like this:

(Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 26 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Lift and compress? 🖐️🙂‍↔️

Droop and separate? ☝️🙂‍↕️

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 13 pts · 155d

Nice use of emojis there.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 155d

boobs

fuck yeah

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 155d

I don't see a problem.

zxqwas@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 155d (8 replies)

Gravity is a cruel mistress.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 155d (6 replies)

That's a bit dramatic, they still look great

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 155d (5 replies)

Yeah but the back problems. Oof.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 155d (4 replies)

Sounds like a skill issue. I've got 40E's and no back problems, got dat strong scandinavian/eastern European back

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Can you send some of those genes to my friend, shes probably gonna get a reduction because she has legit back problems even with the croatian genes... also its kinda disgusting so many people be so unsupportive of her, i mean i think its also better to keep them natural and not have to go through a procedure but if it actually causes problems, its the logical choice.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 155d

It's pretty amazing that we even have the option! I have plenty of friends who have had reductions with great results, so if she wants to get it and can get it covered by insurance or Healthcare, thats awesome!

If she would rather not get a reduction, I highly recommend back-strengthening exercises! Rows, face-pulls, lat-pull downs or pull ups are all great, there are tons of options! The beautiful thing about muscles is we can make them stronger!

PlaidBaron@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 155d (1 reply)

I dont have boobs to be fair. Im just assuming.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 155d

Fair enough!

AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 155d

I support gravity, i think its natural and hot to have any kind of boob

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 155d

I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).

All boobies are spectacular, especially yours if’n you got ‘em.

Gonzako@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 155d (2 replies)

BADONGADONGS

fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net · 5 pts · 155d

👆

Haquer@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 155d

massive dohoonkabhankoloos

Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 155d

If they’re that size they better do that.

Swing low sweet chariots!

Ghostie@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 155d
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 154d

What are some other ways they can look?

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 155d (4 replies)

I’ve heard a couple girls say the one on the right is ugly. I have yet to see a guy say the same. My SO was one of them and could not understand why I still liked it and thought it looked good.

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 155d

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug, also the best way to sell beauty products and clothing to women is to make them feel like shit about their bodies.

Making women think that their boobs are saggy when they're just not wearing a bra is intentional, to sell bras.

MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world · -5 pts · 155d (2 replies)

I’ve heard a couple girls say the one on the right is ugly.

I call bullshit.

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 155d

Bad phrasing. But that the spread boobs looks ugly or tacky. Not that the person is ugly.

Crackhappy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 155d

Yeah there is no way. That woman is gorgeous. I wonder what she looks like without makeup.

SaltSong@startrek.website · 16 pts · 155d

The only thing this makes me think is "May I, please?"

brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 155d (4 replies)

they-are-the-same-picture-corporate-wants-you-to-find-the-difference-the-office-meme

Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d (2 replies)

I completely disagree, one is slightly zoomed in more than the other!

NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 155d (1 reply)

False! One of them is slightly zoomed out more than the other.

Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

To be fair it was difficult to tell.... Boobs

nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 1 pts · 155d

but

NUL != NUL

billwashere@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 155d

Makes me think I like boobs.

SunshineJogger@feddit.org · 15 pts · 155d

Post a few more for better comparison please

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d (2 replies)

I once had a patient that had to roll her breasts up to get into her bra.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Milk-by-the-foot

SuperEars@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 154d

🥳

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d

Oh look a that! Gravity, finally!

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 155d

taking selfies that are boob flattering is an artform

Fishnoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 155d

Both pics make me wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Correct, this post is making me think...about boobs!!

EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 154d

K9life@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 154d

Is this about natural looking beautiful breasts? I personally love the second pic. Or am I missing something here?

Otiz@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 155d

I love this comment section 🤣

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 155d

because boobs

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 155d

I actually think she looks hotter as a natural woman instead of more like someone posing artificially

SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 154d (2 replies)

At first I read it as "800 lbs" and didn't understand anything. Only a day later, after revisiting the post and reading comments, it clicked.

AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 154d (1 reply)

Lol, if it wasn't for this comment I would think the same

Sludgeyy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 154d

Same for me!

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 155d

Hell yeah they can!

TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 154d

I think only other women care about this

the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d (1 reply)

Whats the message supposed to be here? Bras exist?

Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 155d

Boobs

kevin2107@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 155d

slap me in the face please.

HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 4 pts · 155d

Preach, sister! And also show more boobs.

MerryJaneDoe@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d

Yeah, it makes me think that I much prefer the one on the right. I am not a fan of silicone. Or bras, for that matter.

troglodytis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 155d (2 replies)

Ikr. How are supposed to rate the translation if we don't see the original text?

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 155d

That's what I'm saying 

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 155d

Wait, there is text?

lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 155d

c/im14andthisisdeep

vane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 155d (1 reply)

What is this sticker on the bottom left on second picture ?

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 155d

instagram repost, sees that one of your friends reposted it

Hacksaw@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 154d

The boobs on the left are nice to look at, but the ones on the right daaaayum that's nice. Because of our societal expectation of bras at all times for all women, when you see boobs like on the right it's because a woman has chosen to be vulnerable and it's extra intimate.

The boobs on the left are boobs you get to see, the ones on the right are the boobs you might get to touch!

snoons@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 154d

See, I would rather see boobs from a top down perspective if-you-know-what-i-mean.