Fuck yeah, I've had this saved for like two years, no idea where it came from. Nice work, this is top quality, I've already reposted it to several people across Lemmy.
Then how about this: speaking on behalf of bisexual men everywhere: we don’t want him, and we don’t appreciate him being made a member of our group as a joke.
Yeah, well, I don’t care for using my characteristics to slur someone. That’s what you just described. You don’t consider it a slur, but you’re cool using it as one for people who do. What’s up with that? That doesn’t make sense to me.
I really don't care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn't wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but... that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷
Yeah ok, I don't know, maybe 20 years ago he wasn't openly gay. Well it appears to be the case, but kinda makes sense, Silicon Valley is still toxic, but it was probably even more toxic in 2k
It's not that they care about him, they just don't enjoy thinking about either of them having sex with anyone, never mind each other. It's not a great image.
It's hard to see but I think his right shoulder/arm may be bending back with the force of the push, but his arm appears to somehow be down the length of it so the mass of the shield would cover his center and the small end would be pointed out towards the tip of his arm. Like a forearm mount. So his left and is dropping the axe, but would also grab his dagger/sword as he is left handed I assume
Yes, which makes sense except you would want to cross your left arm over your body to properly unsheathe a blade like that. The problem ends up being that you can't actually lift your arm high enough to leverage the blade out of the scabbard, at least not without using your other hand to angle it. That blade looks to be about the length of his arm, if his shield arm can be used as a reference. If it were a dagger or at the very least a little bit shorter of a shortsword, it would make much more sense.
The axe makes perfect sense sense to be hooked on the left side, as it should be relatively easy to free from any sheath or leather strap you have it hanging by.
Edit: I didn't take into consideration the leather strap the scabbard is hanging from, I'm pretty sure that would make it even harder to handle on the left side with your left hand. Idk, maybe I'm wrong and this guy just grabs it, throws it up out of the scabbard and catches it — he could be that guy.
I think it's more to point out the hypocrisy of the kind of people who are usually their fans being bi/homophobic themselves.
It's like when someone says they despise bananas, but then you point out the cake that they're eating which they've been constantly complimenting is banana flavoured and made with real bananas.
83 Comments
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 123 pts · 166d
what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional
errer@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 166d
Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional
IncogCyberSpaceUser@piefed.social · 17 pts · 166d
I don't understand what the couch is trying to say.
GiveOver@feddit.uk · 21 pts · 166d
When you change nobody or to and believes you.
Jokes aside it's referring to people who don't believe in bisexuality. Changing "Men OR women" to "men AND women"
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 164d
Don’t dead open inside
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 2 pts · 164d
jballs@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 166d
Pretty sure it's saying JD Vance AND Peter Thiel fucked on that couch.
ChexMax@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Fucked AND that couch
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 165d
Everything about this image makes me feel uncomfortable.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 166d
::: spoiler The couch said he had an affair with the side table!
:::
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 166d
That's his side piece.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 166d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 91 pts · 166d
Fuck that reddit silver. Here's some Lemmy gold.
EDIT: OC, not AI gen. I spent way too much time on GIMP making this thing when I should have been working.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 166d
Bet that wasn't even silver. Probably tin.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 166d
i found it under the couch okay!?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 166d
I mean, it did make me giggle. And I did maybe steal it. lol
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 166d
Silver colored.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 166d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 166d
AI generated?
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 166d
Don't question your existence like that, friend.
Seriously, no clue. Someone posted it in the great rexxit a couple of years ago and I've kept it handy ever since.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Thank you. I saw it years ago around then and have been looking for it for so long.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 166d
It's cute.
AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 166d
How can you mint a commemorative Lemmy coin and not include his Cocoa Puffs?
oppy1984@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 166d
No no, you spent your time well. I'm saving this for future use. Live to win brother.
skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 164d
YOU made this? In GIMP?
Fuck yeah, I've had this saved for like two years, no idea where it came from. Nice work, this is top quality, I've already reposted it to several people across Lemmy.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 164d
Nice! Yeah. It's one of the first things I did once I switched to Lemmy during the great Reddit exodus.
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 165d
You mother fucking genius!
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 165d
This is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. I can tell you put time in cause there's even some orange peel type texturing.
Rest in power Lemmy! Hope there's lots of video slots wherever you're at
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 37 pts · 166d
I didn't know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 166d
He does not identify as bi.
As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.
Jumbie@lemmy.zip · 30 pts · 165d
Denial doesn’t work here, JD.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 165d
Then how about this: speaking on behalf of bisexual men everywhere: we don’t want him, and we don’t appreciate him being made a member of our group as a joke.
Arcadeep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
scarabic@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 165d
Bisexual Republican?
Arcadeep@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 164d
Something tells me if I look through your post history I'll find you calling people "retarded" a lot. You seem like that type.
scarabic@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 164d
Yeah, well, I don’t care for using my characteristics to slur someone. That’s what you just described. You don’t consider it a slur, but you’re cool using it as one for people who do. What’s up with that? That doesn’t make sense to me.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 165d
No, I think somebody else explained he's bi-sectional
scarabic@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 165d
Top comment said hetero-sectional but everybody seems to want to make him bi for some reason.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 165d
By fucking Peter Thiel and couches I think it's understandable why people would label him as bi-sectional but he doesn't have to identify that way.
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 165d
Some of those couches were very masculine
mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 165d
Fellas, is it gay if it's a La-Z-Boy?
EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 26 pts · 166d
I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 166d
Maybe hr said he looked so good in his eye liner and the compliment has guided his hand every morning.
GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 165d
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 165d
Yeah, JD bottomed. No doubt.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 166d
Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.
Unless this is referring to something else.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 166d
he's stated that as a child he once thought he was gay, or at the very least attracted to men.
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 166d
I really don't care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn't wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but... that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 165d
he should consult with MS lady G.
starik@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 166d
He said Garden State made him feel like a woman.
cybervseas@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
Wilco@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 165d
Fake news Thiel ain't a couch.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
Are you sure about that?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 165d
thiel perfers them YOUNGER and a model, of course and only to the point they start causing problems for him,
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 165d
I get all my news from memes ✨ 💅✨
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 165d
JD is fully closeted, and thiel is still down low, dont think hes truley out.
Magnum@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 165d
Peter Thiel is openly gay lol
beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 165d
He got outed by gawker and then proceeded to end their bloodline.
Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 164d
What???
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 164d
https://www.forbes.com/sites/mattdrange/2016/06/21/peter-thiels-war-on-gawker-a-timeline/
Magnum@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 164d
Yeah ok, I don't know, maybe 20 years ago he wasn't openly gay. Well it appears to be the case, but kinda makes sense, Silicon Valley is still toxic, but it was probably even more toxic in 2k
QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
I got psychic damage reading that fucking headline. XD
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
I don't get it. Who are these normies who give one single fuck about JD Vance? To be clear, MAGA are not normies.
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
It's not that they care about him, they just don't enjoy thinking about either of them having sex with anyone, never mind each other. It's not a great image.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 165d
JD is bi? Is that why he likes to fuck couches?
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 164d
These dudes will fuck anything as long as it doesn't consent.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 165d
I can't get past this guy having his sword on his left side.
That's your shield arm silly, how are you gonna grab that?
Manjushri@piefed.social · 4 pts · 165d
Same way he drew the axe that's floating in the air by his left hand. I assume he's telekinetic.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 165d
Lol, I think he's dropping the axe — but at the very least an axe makes sense to be on the same side as your swinging arm.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
It's hard to see but I think his right shoulder/arm may be bending back with the force of the push, but his arm appears to somehow be down the length of it so the mass of the shield would cover his center and the small end would be pointed out towards the tip of his arm. Like a forearm mount. So his left and is dropping the axe, but would also grab his dagger/sword as he is left handed I assume
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 165d
Yes, which makes sense except you would want to cross your left arm over your body to properly unsheathe a blade like that. The problem ends up being that you can't actually lift your arm high enough to leverage the blade out of the scabbard, at least not without using your other hand to angle it. That blade looks to be about the length of his arm, if his shield arm can be used as a reference. If it were a dagger or at the very least a little bit shorter of a shortsword, it would make much more sense.
The axe makes perfect sense sense to be hooked on the left side, as it should be relatively easy to free from any sheath or leather strap you have it hanging by.
Edit: I didn't take into consideration the leather strap the scabbard is hanging from, I'm pretty sure that would make it even harder to handle on the left side with your left hand. Idk, maybe I'm wrong and this guy just grabs it, throws it up out of the scabbard and catches it — he could be that guy.
notwhoyouthink@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 165d
Yeah Conservatives aren't ‘normies’ mate.
b0ber@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 165d
Another peepee tape we should expect?
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 164d
Probably together with Alt-Man too.
Yliaster@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 165d
So we're using biphobic/homophobic insults now?
Not cool.
MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 165d
I think it's more to point out the hypocrisy of the kind of people who are usually their fans being bi/homophobic themselves.
It's like when someone says they despise bananas, but then you point out the cake that they're eating which they've been constantly complimenting is banana flavoured and made with real bananas.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 165d
How is this biphobic / homophobic? Just because people who are evil also can be homosexual?
Yliaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 165d
No, because homosexuality is being used as an insult here.
Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
Explain to me how? I am just not seeing it.
Yliaster@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 164d
Saying that two men have fucked as being something that would be "psychic damage"?