Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it
Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
55 Comments
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 105 pts · 167d
Does anybody have the answers to the prostate exam?
digitalFatteh@lemmy.ca · 61 pts · 167d
I wouldn’t want to Speculate on it …
Speculater@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 167d
Sorry you rang?
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 167d
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 166d
Yes.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 167d
Jeez I would think the sharper parts on the side would rectum
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 167d
didn't even know 'um
X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 167d
Negative.
RustyShackleford@piefed.social · 57 pts · 167d
Clearly it’s an ice cream scoop.
OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works · 52 pts · 167d
Naich@piefed.world · 53 pts · 167d
That's a bit of a stretch.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 40 pts · 167d
Hond@piefed.social · 35 pts · 167d
thats a common mistake people make. its not a carburetor.
its a motorcycleburetor
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 166d
Have my upvote.
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 167d
This go's up the assholes of the worthless sacks of shit that remove their muffler and run around rupturing people's eardrums.
J3N5T4R@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 167d
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 167d
In my favorite road hog. Your mom.
kalapala@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 167d
Oh you know my mom? Good for her.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 166d
The square hole
discocactus@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 167d
Exhaust pipe.
hperrin@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 167d
No, that’s not where it goes, but close.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 167d
The inhaust pipe?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 167d
On the seat.
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d
It is the seat.
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 167d
Not only where it goes but what temperature it should be.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 14 pts · 167d
This part goes up the ass. Or vagina if you have one.
Where's /u/SPECULUMATOR? I bet they'd get a kick outta this.
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 166d
Your mom.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 167d
I have no idea, and I wouldn't want to specul(um)ate.
starik@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 167d
That’s either a duck or a rabbit.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 167d
it goes in the bitch.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 167d
I always heard that part was useless anyway from my washed up piece of shit Dad
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
if you ever see him again, tell him
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
Was* in his case
seathru@quokk.au · 1 pts · 167d
TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 166d
In the Rider?
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 167d
Obviously that's the tool used to assess the gravitational alignment of the bike to the ground.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d
That's an exhaust pipe stretcher, obviously..
ikidd@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 167d
Up the bum, Bob?
West_of_West@piefed.social · 5 pts · 167d
Just a quick peep
Ydna@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 166d
Duckbill emulator
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 167d
Right under the headlamp, it's the bike beak.
GuyIncognito@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 166d
Synopsis
A biker finds a motorcycle at an old mechanic shop that has a pussy in the seat so you can fuck it while riding. He has to keep it a secret because all the guys in his biker gang would want to fuck it
Excerpt
"Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that hog, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d
“Let’s take a look under the hood” applies to both scenarios.
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 167d
It’s for working on the rental bike after everyone has had a ride.
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 167d
Right next to the Falange
ieatpwns@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 167d
My ass
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 166d
It's to rev my engine.
Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 167d
It’s part of the bitch pad, isn’t?
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 167d
That's how the Ducati mechanic extracts payment.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 166d
Has nothing to do with automotives, it's a freaking duckbill protector!
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 166d
It's medieval armor from duck jousting tournaments.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 167d
Oh no
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 167d
MotoLady?
Hux@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 167d
altphoto@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 166d
Press the clutch, then step on that lever to crank the engine. Don't let go of the clutch.
MountainMan@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 166d
It's every dude Harley rider's favorite seat attachment. It accuates withthe rumble of the exhaust.
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 166d
Vag spreader to check the radiator cap.
nil@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 167d
I know nothing about motorcycles.