Hey, I've got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that's played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
What I mean is that you have no idea what bacteria is in that cheese or if the beer fridge was constantly refrigerated. If it doesn’t kill you it could still lead to an unpleasant ER visit. Not worth it over $10-20 worth of cheese.
give up dude. half the population is so brain rotted they don't even have the will to survive anymore and just want to risk their health by eating expired food because "I'm tough".
For hard cheese, such as Cheddar, cut off at least 1-inch around and below the mold spot (keep the knife out of the mold itself). After trimming off the mold, the remaining cheese should be safe to eat.
For anyone’s interest, the rule of thumb is the colony on the surface is half the size of the depth that needs to be trimmed, so half an inch in diameter would be a one inch depth of removal
True, my point was people being agast at eating "moldy cheese" when you are not eating the mold. You're eating the cheese you carved around, the risk was potentially not cutting deep enough/ contaminating
Sometimes I wish I were still in high school, but mostly because it was a different era... How foolish and idealistic we were to believe that dubbya was going to be the worst president and that America would ever unfuck its shit and become s place worth living in again "soon". There was no actual recovery after 9/11; just manic delusions.
No, unfortunately, no matter how hard I yearn and wish and dream, it's not 2003 anymore and I'll never be in high school again. Hell, I don't even envy the kids who are in high school NOW. I hear that all the issues schools used to have back then have only gotten worse. Even college has become a scam due to student loans. I'm actually glad I quit college to just work and pay off my loans twenty years ago.
If I had stayed in college for my chosen major I'd still be in debt to this day but unable to find work. Things would have only turned out better for me if I had changed my major to go full on into engineering, but that concept was nowhere near my mind back then and wasn't even close to "on the table". And now, even that track is oversaturated. The economy is hemorrhaging all its resources at the parasitic tumors afflicting its managerial and administrative levels. We're all just waiting for the confidence game to fall apart at this point...
74 Comments
comador@lemmy.world · 85 pts · 175d
If the wax seal has never been broken and it's been kept in a cool pantry or cellar, I'd 100% eat it.
If you cannot verify either: chuck it.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 54 pts · 175d
As best as I can tell, the wax is still has no cracks and it's been stored in the beer fridge this entire time
comador@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 175d
Open gently, place on a freezer cooled plate and let it breathe for an hour... carve and enjoy.
mr_account@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 175d
Well, carve at least
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 175d
wompwommp
Fmstrat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 171d
Be weary of power outages. It might not have been properly stored even if you think it was.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 175d
That knee looks a little suspicious.
AngryRedHerring@feddit.online · 2 pts · 175d
It absolutely does.
Lemming6969@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 174d
It's not been stored correctly though for aging. It's not even the oldest cheese I've eaten though.
Numinous_Ylem@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 175d
Oh no, that's become wild cheddar my friend.
Senseless@feddit.org · 34 pts · 175d
Still more cultured than the US.
pls ignore, this is just rage bait. Have a nice day.Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 175d
Hey, I've got plenty of culture. Proper gaming culture - that is, tabletop, board, and single player video gaming, not online competitive bullshit that's played by the kind of people who used to torment real gamers before the current era of FIFA, COD, MOBAs, and multiplayer in general.
Senseless@feddit.org · 5 pts · 175d
Okay, fair. You get a pass.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 171d
surely gaming culture is the stuff growing inside the keyboard
mvilain@fedia.io · 30 pts · 175d
When a friend's parents passed away, he came over to start packing up their house. He found tartar sauce that could vote and little onyx-like bricks of partially consumed cream cheese in the fridge. The spice rack contained Owl Spices which were donated to the state historical society.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 175d
Strange that it had the sentience to accomplish that.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 53 pts · 175d
It doesn't have sentience, it votes Republican
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 175d
God dammit. That explains a lot! Ok guys! Stop producing cheese! It's our only hope!
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 175d
Start producing smarter cheese. Give it two cells, it may vote independent.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 174d
Sharper cheese has more taste than any Republican I’ve met.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d
and culture!
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 175d
holy shit. I haven't thought of Owl in decades.
Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 175d
That is the most Wisconsin thing I’ve ever seen.
Side note and please don’t take offense: FTP
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 175d
Lol we're no fans of the packers either. Iirc it was a joke gift for when my grandparents moved to their current house
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 175d
We all make mistakes sometimes.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 175d
Fuck This Pussy?
I mean, a little forward, but....
zzzzzzzzip
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org · 5 pts · 175d
Fuck The Population?
grinka@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 175d
File Transfer Protocol
robocall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 175d
Friends that poop
Etterra@discuss.online · 24 pts · 175d
Do not eat green cheese.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 174d
It's not too bad if you scramble it into your green eggs. It pairs exceptionally with green ham.
InFerNo@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 174d
Be sure to ask for the green coffin at your green funeral.
muhyb@programming.dev · 19 pts · 175d
Keep it in mint condition (and colour) at this point. :)
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 24 pts · 175d
At this point I think it can be considered an heirloom
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 175d
Actually, I think it's cheese.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 174d
it was cheese.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 174d
moldy and bacterial cheese, thats not good for you, yum.
owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 174d
Not sure it can legally be called cheese anymore
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 175d
What color did it start as
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 175d
eat the fucking cheese
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 174d
Mmmm extra mature
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 175d
Is that an astronaut?
Zorque@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 175d
My assumption from the coloring was a football player.
otter@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 175d
The back label says football player
orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 175d
So, it's an astronaut. Like Katie Perry.
otter@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 175d
Or a football playing king in space, with a moustache
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
I thought that at first too, but it definitely looks more like an astronaut helmet.
Hellinabucket@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 175d
Did you miss the 2nd picture of the back of it that says 4oz football player at the top?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 175d
Sure did!
thekerker@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 175d
This cheese is out of this world.
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 175d
yeah anyone recommending eating that is just wrong
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 175d
Think of what cheese is.
"I milked this cow, and now the milk has become full of bacteria, smells gross, and has solidified.......but I think I'm going to eat it."
hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 175d
What I mean is that you have no idea what bacteria is in that cheese or if the beer fridge was constantly refrigerated. If it doesn’t kill you it could still lead to an unpleasant ER visit. Not worth it over $10-20 worth of cheese.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 175d
give up dude. half the population is so brain rotted they don't even have the will to survive anymore and just want to risk their health by eating expired food because "I'm tough".
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 175d
I remember getting into such a heated argument with a dumbass on early lemmy about moldy bread and cheese.
it got so heated that I was issued a temporary ban for telling them to go ahead and eat a moldy cheese sandwich and die from food poisoning.
some people just want to prove they're "tough" by risking their lives for the dumbest shit.
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 175d
Moldy bread? Nah.
Moldy hard cheese? Just generously cut off the mold and it's fine*
*I wouldn't feed this to anyone else, but I'd eat it, and do all the time
EDIT: the USDA agrees that moldy hard cheese is safe to eat https://ask.usda.gov/s/article/If-food-has-mold-is-it-safe-to-eat
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 175d
For anyone’s interest, the rule of thumb is the colony on the surface is half the size of the depth that needs to be trimmed, so half an inch in diameter would be a one inch depth of removal
MML@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 174d
Rule of thumb, don't be a dumbass about it and you can do potentially dangerous stuff just fine
theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 173d
It isn't potentially dangerous when properly trimmed though, that's the point.
MML@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 168d
True, my point was people being agast at eating "moldy cheese" when you are not eating the mold. You're eating the cheese you carved around, the risk was potentially not cutting deep enough/ contaminating
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 175d
May I offer you a tasty tidepod in these trying times?
sirico@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 174d
The ultimate Packers cheese head
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 175d
I was still in high school when that cheese was made.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 175d
And you're almost done with 11th grade!
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 174d
Sometimes I wish I were still in high school, but mostly because it was a different era... How foolish and idealistic we were to believe that dubbya was going to be the worst president and that America would ever unfuck its shit and become s place worth living in again "soon". There was no actual recovery after 9/11; just manic delusions.
No, unfortunately, no matter how hard I yearn and wish and dream, it's not 2003 anymore and I'll never be in high school again. Hell, I don't even envy the kids who are in high school NOW. I hear that all the issues schools used to have back then have only gotten worse. Even college has become a scam due to student loans. I'm actually glad I quit college to just work and pay off my loans twenty years ago.
If I had stayed in college for my chosen major I'd still be in debt to this day but unable to find work. Things would have only turned out better for me if I had changed my major to go full on into engineering, but that concept was nowhere near my mind back then and wasn't even close to "on the table". And now, even that track is oversaturated. The economy is hemorrhaging all its resources at the parasitic tumors afflicting its managerial and administrative levels. We're all just waiting for the confidence game to fall apart at this point...
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 174d
I was in 2md grade when that cheese was made. I'm turning 30 this year
ZebulonP@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 174d
I saw these all the time as a kid. Never knew what they were. Was hoping theyd be some kind of sweet.
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 173d
it never was cheddar, it's american "cheese".
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 175d
Not sure what goes on in Jin’s cheese pantry.
Lumisal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 174d
Only 78 more years to go!
billwashere@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 173d
Your grandma has a 22 year old block of mold and calcium lactate.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 173d
"Cheese".
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 175d
You have pleasant hands.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 174d
It is spicy cheddar.