Yet another I might've been posted recently, but still want to post just to be on the safe side. Let me know if you recognize any of them.
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Yet another I might've been posted recently, but still want to post just to be on the safe side. Let me know if you recognize any of them.
64 Comments
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 147d
I don't have a car but prefer goth girls... Most difficult choice of my life
Klear@quokk.au · 23 pts · 147d
I don't have a car and my mental health is unfixable.
froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 147d
I don't have mental health, only mental sickness
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
Maybe the goth girl can steal you a car
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 147d
Nah that's a punk
Pirky@piefed.world · 39 pts · 147d
Anime. I already like/want to tinker with my car so I'll just become the goth GF.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 147d
Step one: Turn into goth girlfriend.
Step two: Wait for them to choose wisely.
(I can fix your (early 90s) car)
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 147d
i dont have a car >v<
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 147d
Sooo…. Goth girl, then??
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 147d
yesyes i like real life grlz <3
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 147d
I have neither a car, nor mental health
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net · 11 pts · 146d
I'd take the goth girlfriend who can fix my car, because I am a goth girlfriend who can fix your electronics and your clothes, and we would be a good power couple
Rooster326@programming.dev · 5 pts · 146d
But what about your mental health?
Dogiedog64@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 146d
Destroyed, much like your transmission. Gonna need to replace it, and your brakes need some work too...
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 147d
I can already fix my car, a goth girlfriend
Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 147d
I'll take the Goth GF, she's 3D
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 147d
Neither. I want one to break my spine and chuck me into a wood chipper.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 4 pts · 146d
No you don't! You need a stable housing situation and a, like a group of like-minded individuals that you, you know, talk about stuff you're passionate about with.
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 146d
I have both of those. I don't particularly care if I'm being honest, I look apon the world and wish to rend society like it's the flesh of Angles, Saxons, and Jutes. There is nothing that can be done without the complete collapse of the US that would convince me to otherwise have even the mildest bit of interest in my own survival. Even then it'd countering material conditions at best, the psychological effects of most likely having CPTSD and that bastards blood in my veins would be more than enough to counter even that.
I don't want love and community. I want an inglorious death and to be forgotten by the world immediately.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 146d
Sounds like you're in your Face Mcshooty era
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 146d
Nah because I actually want a fight.
igg@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 146d
Sounds like you need to want better Mental Health
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 146d
Fun fact this is my good mental health. Trauma and autism don't mix particularly well, back when I was like 10 I was actively homicidal now I'm just passively homicidal.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 147d
that's new 😳
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 147d
The requirements for Valhalla are relatively loose and if I'm joining a bunch of folks who died via whats effectively suicide I want to make sure my story is somewhat unique.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 8 pts · 147d
Damn, I just paid a mechanic to fix my car.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 147d
Goth for sure. I can drive to the doctors.
purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 147d
I mean, first off, I don't have a car. Second, I'm the anime girlfriend here. And third, my mental health is beyond fixing. So really, I don't really have much of a choice, although I am still quite satisfied with the proposition.
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 147d
The car is way cheaper to fix.
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 147d
Agreed, I probably spent 2-3 cars worth of money therapy over the years. At this point I'll keep a cactus in my ass if it meant being mentally healthy.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 147d
Wait, you pay for therapy? Do you live in the US?
faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 147d
No. There are other countries in the world besides North American and European ones.
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 147d
That's why I asked
VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu · 6 pts · 147d
How about the exact opposite? Ruin my already weak mental health, damage my car.
But can cook I guess that's the third option.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 147d
Hmm I don't have a car, and my mental health is more or less fine I think.
I like the boots, but I think the nekomimi still beat them. I'm inclined to pick the left one. Do I need to learn Japanese or is she dubbed?
Lisk91@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 147d
Definitely Goth Gf. Mental health is overvalued.
YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 147d
I can still run with a broken mental. My car wont run if its broken. Hell, it wont even break with the preventative maintenance my gf will do.
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 147d
I mean, if she can help my mental health seems more important. Plus, I can goth for both of us. :3
Still wishing for me to be fit enough for my clothes that I ordered that doesn't fit me yet then I'll be a cutie :3 (couldn't send back second hand clothing).
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 147d
I bet you're already a cutie tho 🤭
Shirow@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 147d
(,,>﹏<,,)
Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 147d
My car needs a new show absorber.
Bazell@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 146d
Actually, both of them can fix mental health with the right approach. So, the goth girl is more universal.
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 147d
would "fix your mental health" include providing hrt?
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 147d
Gender dysphoria is a mental health issue last I checked.
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 147d
I mean, goth girls are more likely to have diy supplies though...
Sabata11792@ani.social · 4 pts · 147d
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 147d
Krieger!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
Well I got a car and I already wear a lot of black, so this one's easy. Also I like my women to look my age
Martyy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 146d
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 147d
Anime GF. Car maintenance is affordable compared to mental health (also, don't really "need" a car tbh)
biscuitswalrus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 147d
My project car disagrees.
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 146d
No you don't! You need a stable housing situation and a, like a group of like-minded individuals that you, you know, talk about stuff you're passionate about with.SHIIIT I replied to the wrong comment.socsa@piefed.social · 4 pts · 146d
What kind of debuff are we talking about if I assign goth girlfriend to drywall instead?
Baggie@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 146d
Can I get a goth gf that fixes my mental health? I know I'm asking for an exception here, but it's been a really shit year and I could use a win.
treesapx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 147d
Any relationship where one partner is fixing the mental health of the other seems dubious, even with magical thinking.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 146d
I'm poly, both.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 146d
Finally, the right answer.
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 147d
I don't even have a car but I'm going for the goth
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 146d
How do I tell my fiancé she's being replaced by an anime girl?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 146d
Tell her she's also replacing you with the same anime girl. Joining her harem is how she fixes you.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 147d
I don't understand anime, I don't think I would understand an anime girlfriend
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 147d
That's a tough one because I don't have a car but neither do I have mental health, so...
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 146d
If your mental health is in a good state then the rest of the stuff like car problems are way easier to deal with.
Just one question...is the anime girl like a real life version of an anime girl, or just, ya know, a 2d hand-drawn girl?
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 146d
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 147d
If I was forced to pick one, it would be the first one.
But I make great company for myself, thank you very much.