c/lemmyshitpost · by SomethingBurger@jlai.lu · 149d

Star Wars and Jurassic Park music composer John Williams, aged 94

608 points · 63 comments · view on lemmy.world

63 Comments

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 241 pts · 149d (2 replies)

I hate you so much

protist@retrofed.com · 35 pts · 149d

Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 149d

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phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 119 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Man fuck this holiday 😂

j_elgato@leminal.space · 16 pts · 149d

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.

Derpenheim@lemmy.zip · 102 pts · 149d (7 replies)

I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors

Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 149d

Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.

Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 149d (3 replies)

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ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 149d (2 replies)

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 149d (1 reply)

HQGifs?!

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 149d

Not mine, but likely originated from.

phoenixarise@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d

Whoa. I’m saving this one for sure. 😂

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 149d

May your favorite shirt never fit right again.

whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 149d (1 reply)

headshot memorial for Bob Odenkirk but with dates showing he's still alive

LiveLM@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 148d

It's all good, man

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 149d

Damnit... I hate you so much right now.

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 38 pts · 149d

Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose

Surp@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 149d (12 replies)

I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 149d (8 replies)

This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 149d (4 replies)

Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Hmm, thanks but those patterns are a bit too subtle for me.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 148d

it's got nothing to do with piss. all the famous rap stars are wearing them

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 148d (1 reply)

Trust me, I give.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 148d

you gotta give

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 149d (2 replies)

Milk the gooch

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 149d (1 reply)

At work?

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 149d

Aeao@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 149d (1 reply)

I’d like to add I hope your coffee spills on your breakfast on your way to work and you don’t have time to get another breakfast or coffee.

howrar@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 149d

I don't drink coffee, my breakfast is usually a meal replacement shake, and I work from home on most days. I wonder what long series of extremely improbable events would have to happen for me to end up owning any coffee at all and then somehow having it end up in my shaker bottle while I'm on route from the kitchen to my office.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 149d

The proper terminology is "crotchal area."

Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 149d

Haha top tier shit post.

PizzaLamp25@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 149d (1 reply)

You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.

nagaram@startrek.website · 8 pts · 149d

And didn't you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?

Snowclone@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 149d

May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.

ramenshaman@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 149d

I audibly gasped 🖕

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 149d

idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 149d

randamumaki@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 149d

He looks good for his age.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 149d (2 replies)

Don't fucking scare me like that!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d (1 reply)

I mean, he really is 94. You're going to have to prepare yourself.

BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 148d

Yep, fair enough.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 22 pts · 149d

Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 19 pts · 149d

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EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 149d

Ah, may he rest in sheets.

I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 12 pts · 148d

Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 149d

I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏

JDPoZ@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d

Literally made my heart jump.

LordCrom@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 149d