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Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.

I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?

Absolute degeneracy

It's female feet, after all!

Gnome gave me foot fetish😪

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.

In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

Obviously this is befote he added the toppings.

Maybe their one of those people who even make their own loaves of bread.

i do
not that kind of bread though, i hate it

Probably the British.

And that's not even talking about the type of „bread“ or calling it „bread“ in the first place

It is now properly yeasted dough

What's wrong with other folks making you food?

You ok buddy?

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

I respectfully disagree. If I was angry enough to leave footprints in someone’s bread, I’d want them to KNOW it. I wouldn’t just step on it, I’d press down with each individual toe. I’d want to make sure their groggy, half-asleep brain NOTICED.

I can’t believe I’m thinking this out. WTF

The thing about bread, it’s got lifeless feet, fake feet, like a doll’s feet. When it comes at you it doesn’t seem to be walkin’… until it kicks you, and those fake feet roll over white (bread).

Look, if you want to get into a gluten foot kink, just go for it. You don't need to justify it to us.

You really think people would just go on the internet and tell lies?

Partners can do this to each other, maybe he cooks for her some other time.

I wouldn't automatically assume she's always a cook, and even then, it's okay as long as it's an amicable arrangement and not societal pressure.

While I agree with you, from the picture it doesn't look like the breakfast is made. Looks like he got his "bread" or whatever that is, that he was going to use for breakfast, squished.

Stop assuming things. They could be making their own breakfast, and always have bread for toast, or a sandwich. They could also be female. Or it could be the relationship dynamic.

As long as it is 2 grown adults, who are not in an abusive relationship... I don't give a fuck, and neither should you.

User name checks out carry on