Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they're already on their periods, shit like this is war
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
::: spoiler /s
All jokes aside. I'm growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I'm sure that's the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again...)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. "No one can feel all that. They will explode"
:::
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
I mean, it would increase sales. But that's because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + 'lightsaber' = pissed off adults
52 Comments
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 134d
New business idea: fortune cookie text but on tampon wrappers.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 72 pts · 134d
Your lucky numbers are #ff0000
CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app · 27 pts · 134d
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
We've all been there. Do you need me to go grab something for you?
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 134d
You red-y for lucky number 69? Those to earn your wings.
LemonLicker999@piefed.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 134d
YES THIS 🤣🤣
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 30 pts · 134d
Swear to god, if I unwrap a tampon that says "help, I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory"...
phx@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 134d
Huh, they spelled cookie wrong and used a "ch" instead of a "k"
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
Or tampon roulette: individually wrapped and bagged in sets of 6 but one has a capsaicin-saturated core. Maybe get a few friends with synced cycles so everybody draws one and waits to see who [won / lost].
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 134d
do you want a pack of angry women to beat you half to death and leave that thing in your ass? because holy shit man, they're already on their periods, shit like this is war
dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 134d
"Now is the time to act"
"Business will go your way
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 134d
Such words of wisdom from the most humble of packaging.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 134d
I'll have to for the next week...
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
......you're a guy??? I've been picturing you as a 23 year old lesbian with purple hair, and 327 charm bracelets, but not worn on your wrists.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 134d
I can be whatever you want me to be if the price is good.
but as they say. no money, no honey.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d
Gay for pays lesser known cousin, fem for pay
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 9 pts · 134d
Lass for Cash.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 134d
Sack tuck for a buck.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
sad suck for a buck.
ðŸ˜
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 134d
I just hope my beard doesn't give me away.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
razors have been around for a minute, get chopping girliepop
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d
I'm kind of attached to my beard.
maybe my headgame will make up for it?
colourlessidea@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 134d
To be fair, nearly anyone can fuck themself regardless of gender
Edit: clarity
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d
Broken arms eh.
Zier@fedia.io · 30 pts · 134d
Can we print these phrases on condoms?
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 46 pts · 134d
😬
Routhinator@startrek.website · 11 pts · 134d
Wait, is this message for the woman, or her period?
phx@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 134d
"these tampons didn't do anything and my undergarments are now ruined!"
'well duh, didn't you read the side of the packaging?'
Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 134d
I read "be unemployed" on the last one 🤣🤣
Tikiporch@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 134d
Be unemployable.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 134d
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
::: spoiler /s All jokes aside. I'm growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I'm sure that's the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again...)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. "No one can feel all that. They will explode" :::
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 134d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d
Why am I in this comic?
87Six@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 133d
Thought we'd get one last picture before you died
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 131d
We all are at some point
87Six@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 133d
That's me right now and my blocked nostril just switched jobs with my runny nostril, is this a good sign?
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 134d
https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/man-flu-really-thing-2018010413033
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 134d
"Work like a champion" fuck you!
Overwrite7445@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 134d
It's walk
lemmock@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d
My 50 year old knees: "Fuck you!"
bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 134d
Time to get glasses
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 134d
😅😂😎
hansolo@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 134d
So is this the tampon version of the sayings on Dove chocolate wrappers?
merde@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 133d
at least he himself is trying to "live fearlessly" by sending that joke to a woman who is probably already cramping her way through a bloody day
Wren@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 133d
Tampons should look like lightsabers and make a Shwung sound when you open them. Also, dye the cotton lightsaber colours. I don't give a shit about toxic whatever the fuck, I want to desecrate something beautiful with my womanly body.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
I mean, it would increase sales. But that's because light saber. When I was a kid I would have pissed off so many women, because dumb kid + 'lightsaber' = pissed off adults
Wren@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 133d
I had an 18 year old boyfriend steal one because he thought it was candy, so no change there.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 133d
I could understand an 8 year old. But 18!
Wren@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 133d
The crinkling set him off. In his defence I did hide my candy from him.
Janx@piefed.social · 4 pts · 134d
It sounds like she is living fearlessly! So brave...
UndergroundParking@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 134d
Thanks, we're both crying out loud now! :D
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 133d
Like the captions under those generic photos you see in corporate conference rooms. Which ones? Who knows, they all look the same.