Then why is everyone complaining about Trump and co? They're trying their very best, and yes it's taking forever, but they'll win. He assured everyone, we will get tired of winning.

GirthBrooksPLO@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 129d (1 reply)

He's the king Midas of shit

orbitz@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 129d

I thought that was his boss. Maybe he's king in waiting of shit, prince of shit? Okay I got nothing good but perhaps he's the grave maker.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 129d

They didn't even say "thank you!"

aeiou@piefed.social · 20 pts · 129d (2 replies)

american liz truss

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 128d (1 reply)

But he has a considerably longer shelf life than even an American lettuce that has been doused in embalming fluid or whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 128d

whatever they consider suitable food preservatives.

HFCS?

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 129d (1 reply)

The pope and the Iranian regime are both religious zealots, of course they aren't going to take it well if someone shows up and nonchalantly fucks their couch. And would you vote for a president who entertained someone who came over just to fuck a couch as a state guest?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 128d

those persian ottamans and couches must be heaven for him.

TopsickPilgrim@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 128d (5 replies)

This guy seems like such a joke, but I fear he will not disappear into obscurity any time soon.

bampop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 128d

Exactly 10 years ago, Trump was a joke.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 128d (3 replies)

He could be the new Dan Quayle. No one knows where he ended up, and importantly, no one cares.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 128d (2 replies)

Dan Quayle may have saved US democracy by advising Pence to do his fucking job and certify the election .

"Saved" might be too strong of a word

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 128d (1 reply)

temporarily preserved?

Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 128d

Forestalled the inevitable

IratePirate@feddit.org · 10 pts · 129d

Feared by people and couches alike.

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 128d (1 reply)

Streak indeed. A sticky streak of bodily fluids on the couch of everyone he visits.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 128d

It's pretty messed up you compare us to Vance.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 129d (2 replies)

The J stands for Jinxed

trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 129d (1 reply)

And I always thought J.D. was a warning and stood for "Jizzes into your Divan".

Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

They named him JD when his parents brought him home from the hospital and he immediately started hip thrusting the couch.

Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 129d (2 replies)

I thought his name was REEK

sudo@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Idk, but him get castrated and flayed wouldn't be the worst..

auntieclokwise@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 129d

Can we watch?

ceenote@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 129d

He should use this power for good. We'll have to trick him into doing it, probably...

pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 129d

If you really look at it, trump is the one sending him and vance is just a yes man. This is trump's streak.

Jhex@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d

the charisma of gonorrhea!

BillCheddar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Can he take Trump to his next heart doctor checkup?

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 128d

he has shielding with his orange foundation.

jagermo@feddit.org · 6 pts · 129d (1 reply)

I'm getting the feeling that JD might not be a very talented politician.

tempest@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 129d

You're not looking at it from the right direction.

If you look at it from the perspective of 'do what daddy Peter tells you to do' he is reasonably talented.

Erwinhomow@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 128d

Yeah, and it's on the couch cushion

dukatos@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 129d

Come visit Serbia next, please

NoxAstrum@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 128d

I believe it's called incompetence.

electric_nan@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 129d (1 reply)

Damn someone should get him to meet Trump!

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 128d

isnt thats why trump sent him far away from him, and the current pope doesnt want to go near VANCE either. USHA is also mysteriously missing.

Variden3301@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 129d (4 replies)

Pope died??!

VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 129d (3 replies)

The previous one, Pope Francis, not the current one, who is Pope Leo XIV.

flying_sheep@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 129d

The current one wisely declined meeting with him.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

Meet the new pope. Same as the old pope.

But not the old pope we don’t talk about.

Variden3301@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 129d

Oh yeah that makes sense

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 128d

I'm in Ohio and felt this dude was slimy from the second I saw him. I don't like Trump either. And yet Democrats can't offer us good options either. God I hate FPTP two party voting.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 128d

The Political Grim Reaper.

It's like Trump set out to prove how incompetent Vance is before he runs for president. Next he'll send Rubio on a series of challenges to prove what a loser he is.

Then Trump can say, "Well, I tried to give these guys a chance to prove themselves, but they failed at everything. Looks like I'll just have to stick around for another term."

Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 128d

death made him one of his reapers.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 128d

The Vance effect…much like the kiss of death in the godfather movie.

KarlHungus42@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 129d

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline.

vivalapivo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 129d

Oh wow he can call uav recon

humanspiral@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 129d

I believe he gets setup to fail by Trump. 3 terms and a movie. He was also asked/forced to say the line "Iranian nuclear vest suicide bombers in supermarkets", and was told by Israel to fail the Iran peace talks midway through.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

Whatever’s normal.

Rakonat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

They never said thank you.

BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

The way he looks at him with goo goo eyes...

fred_garvin@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

The hyenas on the left pointing this out is like that movie "The Sixth Sense"

FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 129d

I didn't know underwear poop stains were called Vance nowadays. I'll have to remember that.

CosmoNova@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

And none of them said „thank you“.

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 129d (3 replies)

I want to point out the fact that Vance is actually chubby, his suit hides it, but he's got a gross body. He plays like he's attractive, but he's not, let's see a shirt off pic of this clown. Seriously, you have to give the people what they want.

Asetru@feddit.org · 11 pts · 129d (2 replies)

Doesn't he have things to shame other than his body?

pivot_root@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 129d

The couch's virginity?

teyrnon@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 129d

This is America! Not Sparta unfortunately.

Wakmrow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

And yet he's the vice president lol

plyth@feddit.org · -8 pts · 129d (1 reply)

visits the pope -> American pope
flies to Hungary to prop up Orban -> two-thirds majority to open access for foreign, American, media
leads Iran negotiations -> America closes Strait of Hormus without international outcry

Man's got a streak.

Avicenna@programming.dev · 5 pts · 129d

To be fair the American pope is ripping Trump a new one

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/apr/13/donald-trump-pope-leo