Lobsters are mermaids for scorpions

Tomato butter is a little different, after you separate the tomato buttercream and add seasoning and vinegar, add back the tomato buttercream until the consistency is where you like it

Not sure if joking so I'll answer seriously…

Like apple butter, or pear butter. Maybe it's an Appalachian thing, I dunno. You chop up the fruit, let's say apples, and slow cook them for a few hours. Then puree them, add cinnamon, allspice, nutmeg, whatever, and a bunch of sugar. Can the results. We always used small mason jars that had been in the family for God only knows how long.

Grandma wouldn't use a blender, she was old school. She'd add all the ingredients together in a big stock pot, drop a silver dollar in the bottom, and stir for hours, until she couldn't hear the coin move around anymore. I say she stirred for hours, but she'd "enlist" the help of the kids, and later, daughters-in-law, and eventually grandchildren. She was born in 1912, so I reckon it was just her way

I would cunk Philomena so hard...

Dude Muppets cannot exist without being sexualized

You don't know me

Well yeah, it has no fruit.

extending down to the anus

Brings a whole new dimension to the phrase "shit for brains".

But on a somewhat more serious thought, could we possibly see evolutionary pressures for adding extra gyri folds in the digestive tract to beef up ENS neuron numbers and density? I wonder if anyone has looked into it from an evolutionary biology perspective yet.

In the future, could we all have a secondary hind brain like they used to theorize sauropods had, or possibly turn into Krang with his android body if Gordon Ramsey is the next step of human evolution?

You have a separate nervous system in your gut that operates it. Also does that thinking for that gut feeling.

Sushi doesn't have to be raw. Sashimi is raw by definition. But yes, that's what they were aiming for.

Sushi is not raw fish. Sushi is vinegared rice.

I know about the ice cream, I’ve had it before. I never really saw it as raw, just as another ingredient or flavor, but I guess it makes sense.

Raw cookie dough isn't save to eat in general though.

What in the fuck? Is fisting Cookie Monster your fantasy?

Vegetables are edible parts of plants that are consumed by humans or other animals as food. This original meaning is still commonly used, and is applied to plants collectively to refer to all edible plant matter, including flowers, fruits, stems, leaves, roots, and seeds.

Seems to me that grains are plants and edible.