c/atheism · by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 137d

Sacrilicious

119 points · 77 comments · view on lemmy.world

77 Comments

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 137d (2 replies)

Caesar Trans would be a good stripper name actually…

Googlyman64@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 137d

hey, thats also my stripper name!

EvacuateSoul@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d

Stripping at the Senate

All the men want a stab

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Poppy Seed Visits Once A Year

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 8 pts · 137d

An all time favorite children's book.

johnefrancis@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Ranch Dropout. Eww.

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 137d

Sounds like you couldn't hack being a cowpoke.

Davin@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 137d (4 replies)

Thousand Island Atheist

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 137d (2 replies)

Sounds like a monthly newsletter 😄

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 136d (1 reply)

I would subscribe to this newsletter.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 136d

kmirl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 137d

Haha same! Also mine are christofascist hypocrites and I haven't spoken to either one of them in 25 years

homes@piefed.world · 19 pts · 137d (4 replies)

Blue Cheese Freelancer is frightening in any context

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 137d (3 replies)

Kinda sounds like a REALLY old school slur 😄

homes@piefed.world · 6 pts · 137d

wow. that's some imagination you have. took me a minute, lol

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 137d (1 reply)

The French Foreign Legion would like a word. Perhaps several.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 137d

I imagine they would, if I were to call them all a bunch of blue cheese freelancers 😄

Asafum@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Russian Failure.

Kinda sounds like a band name

Marthirial@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 137d

Or what you add at the end of headlines about the worse catastrophies in history.

Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 137d

Vinaigrette Socialist has a ring to it.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 12 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Toasted sesame autism?

sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 137d

Yeah I'm the same boat:

Balsamic Vinaigrette Autism.

Hooray for intolerant moron parents!

SlippiHUD@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 137d

Thousand Island Socialist

Hux@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 137d

Balsamic Indifference.

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Blue Cheese Stripper is actually my stage name! /s

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 136d

I love the meta on this one.

I'll admit, it took me a second.

BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 136d

Balsamic transgender

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 8 pts · 137d (1 reply)

French Woke

...yeah, I wouldn't pay to see me take off my clothes either.

hoch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d

Caesar Woke over here 👉👉

Boingboing_r@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Rhode No Kids

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 136d

"Defendant means 'not guilty', your honor"

Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 137d

Thousand Island Empathy

dkppunk@piefed.social · 8 pts · 137d

French Autonomy

Mom doesn’t like that I am my own person with my own thoughts, my own opinions, and my own feelings that do not revolve around her. I kind of like my stripper name :)

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Ranch Childless

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

Damn, what a stud name.

banshee@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 137d (2 replies)

Blue Cheese Atheist

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Ranch Atheist, here. We might be cousins!

banshee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

All we need now are some wings!

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 137d

All right ladies! Put your hands together for the sultan of smut, Ranch ADHD!

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 137d

Thousand Island I won't forgive my Trump voting sister

Too wordy

IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 137d

Ranch minimum-wage.

Makes me think of a low-paid cowboy.

nomiya@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 137d

Sesame Ginger Get a Haircut

lornosaj@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d

Spicy Mayo College Dropout

Generica@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Honey Mustard Quit His Good Government Job

mister_flibble@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 136d

I think they opened for Panic! At The Disco

squinky@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 136d

Bleu Cheese Not a Republican?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 137d (3 replies)

Is it weird that it's the same thing twice?

Kyrrrr@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 137d (1 reply)

What did you do to the ranch dressing?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 137d

[redacted]

pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 136d

Caesar Caesar?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 136d

Balsamic Vinaigrette Everything.

socsa@piefed.social · 5 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Caesar micropenis does roll off the tongue

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

You could spell it Caesar Micropenus.

synapse1278@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 136d

Vinaigrette Guitarist

1dalm@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Light Italian Reasonably-sized-home owner and Episcopalian.

Wait... Was this supposed to be my stripper name or my dating app tag?

jasoman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d

Yes

cobysev@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d

Catalina Liberal

Although I don't use salad dressing, so this was my favorite when I was a kid. Do they still make it? I haven't seen it in ages.

And my parents have always been conservative, so they're disappointed with how liberal I am, even after serving in the US military for 2 decades. Which, ironically, made me even more left-leaning. Working for "The Man" let me peek behind the curtain a bit and I'm not happy with how things are run. But I can't convince my parents. They trust Fox News more than their own son who worked for the government. /Shrug

JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 137d

Zesty Italian education

TheGoldenV@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 137d

Ranch Alwayslate

yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 137d (1 reply)

French Introversion?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

Rawr, exotic.

frisbird@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 137d (1 reply)

Green Goddess Lifestyle

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

That would be a hit yoga/mommy/recipe blog.

sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 137d

Oh no, Spinach "Thinks having kids is a similar responsibility to owning a pet"?

edit: wait. the thing about me. ummm. Spinach Crashout it is.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 137d

Sesame Socialist

I did have to fudge that a little for alliteration. I'm actually not sure what my parents are disappointed in me about given just how fucked up both of them are, lol. But probably something like this.

hesh@quokk.au · 3 pts · 136d

Vinaigrette socialism

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 136d

Italian realist

EpeeGnome@feddit.online · 3 pts · 137d

Hmm, would I be Greek Procrastination or Greek No Grandchildren? I can't be sure, because luckily my parents are not the sort to actually express disappointment unless it's really deserved.

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Plain lazy

I don’t like salad dressing. Maybe olive oil and black pepper if I have to eat a big salad.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 135d