.......wait, is that why women are so obsessed with their boyfriends licking pussy? I thought they just wanted orgasms! Turns out they just wanted their boyfriend to enjoy cheeto dust, AND keep their kitty well groomed at the same time!
I swear....either I'm stupid, or this site is becoming infested with bots that give nonsensical replies.
Been happening more and more where I see a reply, and I have no idea what to make of it. This one isn't even words! Just a picture of a sleepy goth jock.
My cat knows the sound of a cheese puffs so well. You can rattle with any bag of crisps and she won't even lift her head. Accidentally nudge a bag of cheese puffs, and she'll be there like lightning. I hardly ever buy cheese puffs, but she'll still remember the sound after months.
When she was a kitten I'd share a bag with her once in a while. A handfull for me, and a single one for her was the general scale of distribution.
39 Comments
D1re_W0lf@piefed.social · 83 pts · 110d
Did he killed the dictator??! 😲
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 110d
Good kitty!
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 110d
It was a very good and promising attempt
fartographer@lemmy.world · 79 pts · 110d
What's the charge? Eating a meal??? A succulent orange powder meal???
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 13 pts · 110d
I see you know your cat jitsu well!
f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 110d
I see you know your General Tsu well!
mrfriki@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 110d
No regrets in those tiny eyes either.
Janx@piefed.social · 44 pts · 110d
From the original poster. I had to know how he turned himself into Chicken Kitty Masala...
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 29 pts · 110d
What if all orange cats are just white cats covered in cheetle? 🤔
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 110d
Well then we need to start licking these cats!
.......wait, is that why women are so obsessed with their boyfriends licking pussy? I thought they just wanted orgasms! Turns out they just wanted their boyfriend to enjoy cheeto dust, AND keep their kitty well groomed at the same time!
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 109d
I swear....either I'm stupid, or this site is becoming infested with bots that give nonsensical replies.
Been happening more and more where I see a reply, and I have no idea what to make of it. This one isn't even words! Just a picture of a sleepy goth jock.
FundMECFS@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 109d
I think it’s a “what the fuck did I just read”, reaction pic
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 1 pts · 109d
Nephew, and this image response, are perfectly cromulent responses to the wild ass shit you wrote.
You not understanding is on you homie.
prettybunnys@piefed.social · 2 pts · 110d
nephew
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 110d
.....what?
lath@piefed.social · 21 pts · 110d
Fell into your Cheetos bag, eh?
Auster@thebrainbin.org · 19 pts · 110d
8oow3291d@feddit.dk · 17 pts · 110d
He is too cute to be guilty. So he is clearly innocent. Look at those eyes!
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d
... I will call you Turmeric. Or just Eric for short.
TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 110d
Ohhh ha ha ha what a cutie!!!
Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio · 8 pts · 110d
That smoked paprika is some good shit!
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 8 pts · 110d
That looks like a blend of Paprika and Curcuma. This is one spicy kitten
dwzap@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 110d
He's still less orange than Donald though.
Formfiller@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 110d
Cheese puffs?
ickplant@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 110d
Apparently it was spaghetti.
CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 110d
well, you can't really blame the cat. The sauce must have been really good
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 109d
Uh-oh, hopefully it was terrible sauce, onions and garlic are no good for the kitty!
limelight79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 110d
We feed one of ours cheese puffs. He loves them!
MBech@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 109d
My cat knows the sound of a cheese puffs so well. You can rattle with any bag of crisps and she won't even lift her head. Accidentally nudge a bag of cheese puffs, and she'll be there like lightning. I hardly ever buy cheese puffs, but she'll still remember the sound after months.
When she was a kitten I'd share a bag with her once in a while. A handfull for me, and a single one for her was the general scale of distribution.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 110d
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD his name shall be: Tang, Tamer of Drink Powders
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 110d
Is he a Republicat?
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 110d
Oranges have more fun.
MaXimus421@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d
YOU LITTLE.... awww...
TheLastOfHisName@piefed.social · 4 pts · 110d
THE CARNAGE!!
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 110d
He's gonna run for office
ickplant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 106d
I’d vote for him in a heart beat.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d
I had a kitten who did this with a plate of bacon mac n cheese I had left on a side table. It was just as adorable.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 110d