Eggs against racism

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GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone · 125 pts · 109d (4 replies)

so true, I broke open and fried a bunch of people and they're the same

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 109d (3 replies)

I find that their diets make a difference.

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Probably. But if we take the equivalent of like human embryos, they probably all taste pretty much the same. There isn't much variation in eggs because they haven't developed.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 107d (1 reply)

I don't know man, have you had any from an overweight one? SO much juicier compared to a regular female.

I'm just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent's fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth ... rate? ... or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?

Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 107d

I'm just drunk and talking shit, but now I wanna know, is there a difference in embryos based on their parent's fitness level? Does pegnatcy diet affect the embryos growth ... rate? ... or whatever? Does it affect the babies weight at birth?

Yeah, lol. But don't try to apply that to chickens because they don't have a placenta.

WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 109d (5 replies)

Racism is officially over thanks to this shitpost. o7

AA5B@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Technically only ended racism against brown skinned people. We don’t know if they’d get the same results with a black egg

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 109d (2 replies)

I got this weird blue egg. How do we be racist against those aliens from that stupid movie I only saw fifteen minutes of before I got bored, space fern gully

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 3 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Shane please geht your alcoholism checked out. Think about your future!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d

No! Who will defend my niececousin from the space aliens that keep leaving their damn underpants on the floor?

__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 109d

We did it Reddit!

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 54 pts · 109d (3 replies)

So... crack everyone open and see what's inside. Gotcha.

TheTechnician27@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Calm down, Sigmund.

Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 4 pts · 109d

I meant more in the mold of Maxwell's Silver Hammer.

bluesheep@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 109d

THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!!!!!!!

Siethron@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Did we loop back around to rage comics?

FancyLad@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 109d

Time is a flat circle

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d

The OG. Wojak was sometimes featured in rage comics as "feels guy", and some terminally online channers are angry about it.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 24 pts · 109d (14 replies)

The message is that humans taste like chicken?

pennomi@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 109d (8 replies)
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athatet@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 109d

Yeah I’m pretty sure chicken eggs, by definition, taste like chicken.

NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 4 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Only if you lick the unwashed shells

incompetent@programming.dev · 5 pts · 109d

I love the taste of fresh cloaca in the morning.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d

Chicken eggs do

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d

Conceptually yes, realityually no

Edit sp

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d (2 replies)

My breakfast go-to is fried chicken with bacon, home fries and a glass of orange juice!

fartsparkles@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Great. Now my granola tastes like sadness.

humorlessrepost@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d

Always has 🔫

Goodeye8@piefed.social · 8 pts · 109d

No. The message was that to solve racism you need to crack open some skulls. Racists will stop being racist when you show the some brains.

andros_rex@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Humans taste like pork from what I’ve heard.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 109d

I had boar meat once and it tasted nothing like people

bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Well, men anyway.

BBC or BWC, whatever, they all taste like cock.

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 109d

UwU

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Please don't peel people! They do look the same on the inside, but they also look dead on the inside once peeled.

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d

Aw, I had to go out of my way to get the peeler machine schematic, and I built a base in okrans pride so I can peel as many holy nation guys as I can.

DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 22 pts · 109d (6 replies)

Ah, so the correct answer is to just hate everyone?

/s

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Close, the correct answer was to crack everyone's skulls like eggs and spill out their brains like runny eggs.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d (1 reply)

That's your answer to everything

musubibreakfast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d

When in doubt, start cracking heads!

osanna@lemmy.vg · 3 pts · 109d

I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally.

Magnum@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 109d
vanitasvanitatum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

Well, have you ever met fellow humans?

Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 18 pts · 109d (2 replies)

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 109d

"We all just some eggs for real."

~ William Shakespeare

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 108d

c/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns is leaking

cobysev@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 109d (10 replies)

This reminds me of an old Bill Nye clip I saw once, where he explains that, biologically, there is no such thing as race. We're all one race, the human race.

From there, we tend to sub-divide ourselves by cultures and geopolitical origins, but we're still all the same regardless of what we look like or where we come from.

Fives@discuss.online · 13 pts · 109d (8 replies)

Race is a social construct. We are all just variants of the same species.

Ethnicity is a thing. Race is not.

TaterTot@piefed.social · 11 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Then explain why Vin Diesel just took my pink slip!?

rosco385@lemmy.wtf · 7 pts · 109d

Everyone's looking for the pink slip, but what's real is family.

darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 109d

You never had him. You never had your car.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d

It needs washing and he looks after family

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 109d

Ethnicity is useful for social categorization, but it cannot be used as a stand in for genetic Principle Components. Ethnicity is also a construct.

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 109d (2 replies)

This is true, but I think people often don't even understand why race is a social construct, and what that means.

Race means something different depending on who uses the word and where.

If you, for example, read texts from 1920's Continental Europe, race is often used as a stand-in for nationality: "the German race", "the French race", "the English race" and so on. This is because "race" is a meaningless "us versus them" term. It's used to say "We are this, you are something else". It's used to glue together whichever group you determine to be the "in group" versus whichever group is the "out group".

In the USA, there weren't enough people of a specific nationality to form groups like that, instead the relevant groups were "us, the immigrants", "the native people", "the people from the next big political block in the south", "slaves" and "those other immigrants which we don't understand". So that's where we get "White", "Native Americans", "Latinos", "Blacks" and "Asians" from.

At the same time, when talking e.g. about humans versus animals, the term "the human race" was commonly used too. So a race could refer to anything from which language you speak, which nationality you are from or which species you belong to. It really doesn't mean anything at all.

In Europe, at the same time, the Nazis rose to power, and they were really clear on which race they thought was superior: Germans. They were not white supremacists, but German supremacists. They saw the English as a separate race and the white Americans as mixed-race race traitors. Which makes it kinda ironic that there are English and American neonazis. People the original nazis would clearly see as inferior.

After WW2 the word "race" fell out of use in most European languages (at least when referring to humans) and in the last few years it got reimported from the USA with the USA meaning of the term.

Incidentally, the term for "racism" did not fall out of use in Europe, so that still has the old connotations. This means that in German e.g. a German who hates all French people is a racist, while in US English he wouldn't be.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 109d (1 reply)

The origin of whiteness is from the Spanish inquisition after the fall of Granada, white skin was used as proof that you had no Muslim or Jewish ancestry

squaresinger@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 108d

There's no coherent origin to any type of racism. Discrimination is "rediscovered" every single day by someone else, and the criteria that the discrimination is based on are "whatever is useful for an us vs them right now".

There's no overarching coherent logic or anything to that.

Just look into any primary school class to see exactly that in action.

Any justification for discrimination is post-hoc.

Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 109d

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Yessss, all eggs must crack 😋

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 109d

Yessss, all crack must egg.

mech@feddit.org · 11 pts · 109d (1 reply)

I didn't get the message, can you eggsplain?

CapOnBackwards@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 109d
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_lilith@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d

crosspost this to trans memes

bampop@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d (2 replies)

I'm kinda racist against white eggs. I prefer the brown ones for no good reason

glnpf148@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 108d

That's the whole grain ones

Asidonhopo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

"No good reason"

https://youtu.be/dmR7bN-mrs4

The white ones are the Wonder Bread of the egg fandom

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 109d

Smash people's yolks to show you aren't racist, message recieved!

MasterNerd@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 109d

I must perform a cross-sectional study on the population to confirm this claim

MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 108d

Lemmy is so weird

CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Yes, as an organ mafia member i can confirm we don't discriminate by race.

ThunderQueen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d
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DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 109d

We are all eggs?

wuffah@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Read meme, still racist. I’m against all races equally! I just hate them all.

Why are all these people running and blocking the street? Where are they going? I can’t get a donut because they want a stupid medal?

NO RACES

MajinBlayze@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 109d (1 reply)

We call that misanthropy

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 109d

Just give them a free t-shirt and a forehead kiss and they'll stop complaining it's all they really want

i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 109d (1 reply)

So we have to skin everybody? Not sure I like that.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d

What if I just give you someone else's skin instead of you skinning me

kopasz7@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 109d

I think I got the message. It is to remove everyone's exterior. 😊

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 109d (6 replies)

Bad analogy brown eggs taste so much better.

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 109d

Bro really fell for Big Egg propaganda.

13igTyme@piefed.social · 5 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Placebo effect. They are the same regardless of egg shell color. What matters more is the health of the chicken. A healthy chicken will produce a stronger shell and a more orange yoke. Though beware of the farmers giving hens food that just changes the color.

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 109d (1 reply)

I mostly agree, if you pick a brown egg its seems to be more likely to be healthy in most standard groceries where i live. I used to have chickens, I miss those eggs. Had no idea you could feed the chickens so the yolk was darker though.

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 109d

You should just generally feed chickens though.

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 2 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Blue eggs taste the best and it's not even close.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 109d

Glenn Close

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 109d (1 reply)

So race is my brain on drugs?

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 109d

musicjunkie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d (4 replies)

There are people who unironically believe this lmao

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 109d

this meme is kinda convincing ngl.

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 109d (2 replies)

That racism is good?

That racism is good?

That's the bit you're laughing at right.

musicjunkie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 107d (1 reply)

There are people who actually believe that there’s no underlying differences between races “we are all the same on the inside”. Like that anti science psyop has actually hoodwinked a lot of midwits

GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 106d

That's a thin line to stand on

Siegfried@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d

Asians aren't human, confirmed

vga@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 109d (1 reply)

What if the skin is racist

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 109d

Then you have a skin walker and ain't no body likes them.

capuccino@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

I opened one to see, and it had some little chicken inside

Kattiydid@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 108d

Who else cannot upvote the post because it is at 420?

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 109d

beautiful.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 109d

Crap, I've always kind of like brown eggs a little better, I don't really know why. Am I a latent racist? Is there a comic that can help me?

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 109d

How do I share?

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 109d

Bro

mr_eckneim@feddit.org · 1 pts · 109d
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sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 109d

This is tour brain on drugs

beanbag3@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 109d

So good bro thanks

DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 109d

Don’t be racist; break their skin 😎🤙

maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 109d

The Racism has fallen. Billions must crack.

mlc894@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 109d
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