Some of you are too young to know what this is

Damn kids get off my lawn

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osanna@lemmy.vg · 73 pts · 109d (2 replies)

be kind, rewind.

alekwithak@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Be kind, save and return to main menu.

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 109d

My grandmother unironically thought you had to do that... She was not a smart lady.

toynbee@piefed.social · 53 pts · 109d (4 replies)

This is what I had to use to prevent the rental place from fining me for not fully retracting the magnetic spools on my optical media.

cannibalkitteh@piefed.blahaj.zone · 62 pts · 109d (1 reply)

That's because if you don't rewind far enough back, the next person won't see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI's effects for the duration of the film.

tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 109d

They were theoretically able to copy the digital media with impunity, the courts were powerless to stop them!

otter@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 109d

Thankfully the places with newer stock had the RRW reverse re-wind discs, so it was easy enough to click it forward one step once you got to the end of a disc

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 109d

Ultrium 8 supremacy!

Zier@fedia.io · 40 pts · 109d (1 reply)

I had one that could rewind multiple DVDs at once. What a fee saver that was.

Goun@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 109d

Specially for blurays. Idk if this one supports br, but those would take forever to rewind.

Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rental cars.

GenZ, I tells ya....

tetris11@feddit.uk · 8 pts · 109d (2 replies)

oscillating doormats

alright explain

Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 109d (1 reply)

An oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 109d

I can see this being abused by the throngs of sexually disinhibited youth roaming our calm suburbian streets at night looking to get off.

areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 25 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Are you kidding me? I remember rewinding DVDs like it was yesterday...

Ariselas@piefed.ca · 24 pts · 109d (2 replies)

yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?

youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 13 pts · 109d

No but using a proper diamond needle did end with most of my collection getting damaged over time.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d

Common misconception. This only works for Japanese DVDs.

CannedYeet@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 109d (4 replies)

Looks like an actual device I had for applying labels to burnt CDs. You'd print the labels in your inkjet printer.

UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 109d (3 replies)

I had a DVD burner that could burn labels while in the drive...lightscribe. I was the coolest.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Oh man I wanted that so bad

UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 109d

Luckily my dad was a tech nerd so we always had new/cool shit to play with.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 109d

I had that, but it misprinted about half the time, so most of my labels were dog shit.

Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Never understood the point in this. When you flipped the DVD to the other side to play the other half it naturally rewound the first side. Such a scam.

lividweasel@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 109d

…but then you still need to rewind the second side.

Duh.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 109d (1 reply)

I remember the real big one for records.

Natanael@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 109d

Be kind FRWD

RattlerSix@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 109d (1 reply)

We couldn't afford that. We had to put our DVDs on our finger and spin them backwards

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 109d

Those that could afford a Sharpie to rewind them had it good.

GhostFace@lemmy.today · 22 pts · 109d (18 replies)

Can someone explain?

Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?

Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip · 68 pts · 109d (5 replies)

its a joke device that was a meme at the time of the transition to disk media. not meant to be taken seriously.

now time to go back to my racecar vhs rewinder

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Might have been a joke to you.

I have my collection all rewound and ready to go.

Patrikvo@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 109d

That's good for you, but I still live in fear for the day Netflix figures out I never rewinded any of the movies or series I watched.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 109d (1 reply)

"I have a racecar rewinder, do you?"

osanna@lemmy.vg · 1 pts · 109d

I play movies in my dvd player with my wife

frog@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 109d
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cley_faye@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 109d (4 replies)

You had to rewind VHS. Then VHS got replaced by DVD, but unfortunately most early DVD players did not have a rewind function, thus this device.

Goun@lemmy.ml · 12 pts · 109d (3 replies)

Can't you rewind them on the VHS in the meantime?

tetris11@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 109d (2 replies)

Different technology. VHS rewound magnetic tape using gear rotors. DVDs rewound optic media using spinning lasers.

I miss seeing the disco lights

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 109d (1 reply)

You better put those photons back in the right order before returning

YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 109d

How? They're a wave when I'm not looking! They could be... Oh look, there's one. Nvm.

Wilco@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 109d (3 replies)

It is not needed. There were old VHS tape rewinders that people used, and this is a play on those.

"Ha ha, gotta rewind the DVD"

elucubra@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 109d (2 replies)

That's a myth. DVDs tend to lose synchronicity if you don't rewind them and always turn them the same direction. Why do you think there is subtitle timing adjustment in most media players?

notabot@piefed.social · 6 pts · 109d

I wish the kids understood this back then. It made a lot of rentals almost unwatchable.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 109d

It's obviously becsuse different drives spin at different speeds so you may need to adjust the way it reads the disc so it plays back properly and not all sped up or down.

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 109d (2 replies)

There's even a movie about it: "Be kind rewind"

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0799934

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 109d

Finest example of industrial poetry.

johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 109d

That movie is specifically about tapes though

MithranArkanere@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 109d (1 reply)

Back in my day, we had wax cylinder rewaxers.

backalleycoyote@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 109d

The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing are a steampunkish punk band that actually put out a release on wax cylinder in 2010. It was one of the first new ones in decades and if I remember correctly it was quite the effort to get someone with a functional antique machine to put it back to production.

RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 109d (1 reply)

I had the 52x model.

portuga@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d

We had one of those. But then there was the fire incident. I thought in my childhood innocence years that burning CDs was a metaphor

ZMoney@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d (6 replies)

We laugh, but this was an actual product.

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 109d (1 reply)

This version turns your copy of Shrek into a fucking Beyblade

FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 3 pts · 109d

RaoulDook@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 109d (2 replies)

I had one of those, it was a CD scratch remover / cleaner. It actually worked somewhat - you could restore some discs that were too scratched to use.

It was basically a leather (maybe) band wrapped around the spiral wheel that buffed the CD in a radial motion (center to outer) at the same time that the disc would slowly rotate around a spindle. You'd end up with radial buff-marks all the way around the CD, which looked a little bit similar to the pattern of the blue spiral thing in the center, coincidentally.

Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 108d

Never seen one like that. The video store I worked at had one that was huge and looked like an alien ware PC. You put the disc in and after a deafening horrendous noise for what felt like a full 60s or more you'd pull out an astonishingly well cleaned near scratch free disc. I didn't actually put 2 and 2 together that the DVD cleaner was of course buffing and so inherently destructive and I thought it was kinda neat so for a little while there I started buffing discs with only superficial damage that hadn't had complaints 😳.

The awful noise it used to make got worse and worse over the lifetime of the machine too. Crazy thing. Did it's job really well though.

mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 108d

Yeah. I had an automatic version. It was basically a pair of ultra-fine sandpaper wheels, and some buffing wheels for a finishing pass. The wheels would spin while the disc slowly rotated, using the ultra-fine sandpaper to remove the surface layer of plastic (where the scratches were) and then the buffing pads would smooth things over a little bit so the surface was smoother.

It definitely still left circular buff marks all over the surface of the disc. But it at least helped get rid of the random scratches that would cause discs to fail to read.

MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 109d

I have one of them and it's not in deep storage either haha

kamen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 109d (1 reply)

The legacy lives on - nowadays I have to rewind my FLAC tracks.

Tiral@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 109d

It's part of the experience, you either love it or hate it.

Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 109d

also kids dont know about the importance of blinker fluid for their car and need to always be reminded to buy some

mastod0n@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 109d

To be fair rewinding by hand was much faster by hand if you used your CD/DVD spindle to rewind in bulk!

Kids these days and their PLC NAND flash!

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 109d

it says right there, "dvd rewinder"

billwashere@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 109d

You know if this was a real product somebody would have bought it.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 109d

Thanfuly, we were always poor as fuck, so this is very strange to actually see

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 109d

car downloader.

DFX4509B@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 109d (1 reply)

It's an obvious grift is what it is.

Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 109d

And landfill filler ofc

melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 109d

I remember that! It was the first "roomba" I ever bought. Didn't work very good though.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 109d

Oooo, I'll take three!

Leather@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 108d

I think I'm too old to know what this is...