Finally, we have the blueprints!

What’s upstairs??!!?

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.

I specifically asked for a avocado toast eating lounge?

I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.

The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.

Bad design.

Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.

Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.

Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.

Where's the abortionarium?

But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?

If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.

I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?

Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?

Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!

I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!

Where is it? Asking for… uhm… a friend…

room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho

what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈

2 STORY GRAND FOYER

Does it go to a 2nd floor?

... ... ...No

Vegan kitchen

Hell yeah

ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.

All mapped via speedruns, impressive.

I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?

This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.

Well now I want to visit!

Strangest cluedo board ever

While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.

Goddammit... where's the opium den and pizza joint basement???

Place sounds pretty rad ngl

I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.

I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I'm not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don't know what happened. I just remember pressure and goo all over me.

extra privacy toilet?

It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.

::: spoiler Tap for spoiler I know it means “covered,” this is a joke. :::

"Gendre swap machine"

Oh, if only that were true...

I'm moving the cuddle puddle to the milking room. Who's coming?

Bullshit!1111!!!!!!

WHO puts a DUNGEON(!) behind an OPEN gallery????

I love it that the Pet Play room is right next to the milking room.

Sex dungeon is on second floor? Thats doesmt seem like a proper vibe at all.

Looks pretty much exactly like the layout of the last play party place that I've been to. Guess I'm antifa now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This on about 500 acres with a replica of the Top Gear track within walking distance of a quiet pub is literally heaven for me

The real Antifa headquarters I have visited were very non sexual places. Flirting could get you canceled. Lots of text to read, endless group discussions, vegan slop food from a big pot.

Woah is that a covered stoop? Whores.

Fuck yeah. Proud antifa member here.

Cucks get their own cage but there's no closet to leave tied up subs in...

The milking room is too small

What's that font? I can use that.

I'm suspecting that Vegan Kitchen is less vegan than it implies, if the next-door milking room is anything to go by.

Better keep this away from the right or they'll think it's real!

Hot I’m down

the pantry shall be stocked with soup for my family.

Where TF is the gaming room? Library? How are you supposed to host d&d night or chip away at your steam library in this place?

Sign me up!

And it's ran by a polycule!

Something for everyone!

on top of the building, accessible by an elevator from the vegan kitchen, is the Garlic Bread Tower

Classic, grand foyer with zero second floor😂

The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

'looks like the Hogwarts I need