You know this is gonna happen.

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FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 139 pts · 85d (10 replies)

STOP MAKING GHISLAINE MAXWELL LOOK HOT SHE'S MID

Juan_de_Silentio@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 85d (9 replies)
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SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 65 pts · 85d (4 replies)

I mean, people can be conventionally attractive, and also do awful things. Equating beauty with goodness and ugliness with evil is some Disney movie morality.

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 85d

The halo effect is a real problem, Disney notwithstanding.

Society needs to move on from the belief that beauty is a blessing from the gods. But its been a problem since forever.

bridgeburner@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Did u just call women 'period people'?

SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 84d

Oof, that's an unfortunate typo. You can thank my phone's autocorrect for that one 😮‍💨

Historical_General@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 85d

Also infantile and a bit fascist. And the poster feels slightly antisemitic to me personally, as a German who is professionally over-aware of these things.

WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 85d (3 replies)

Make her attractive...to magnets.

swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 85d

make her attractive... to the consequences of her actions.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

I prefer gravity

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

we just need a magnet so powerful it will rip the iron from blood. wil wheaton seems to know a thing or two about those

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 59 pts · 85d (7 replies)

Pass, I have no desire to cosplay as a man responsible for the rape and murder of children.

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 85d (6 replies)

But, you can get wasted by SWAT over and over, that could be cathartic in its own way.

ajmaxwell@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 85d (2 replies)

I'd rather play as SWAT at that point

areakode@riskeratspizza.com · 6 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Nah. ACAB. Dead Jeffrey is okay too.

CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d

All crabs are bi.

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d (2 replies)

better to mod the faces of all NPCs then

CaptDust@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Epstein hoard survival mode built in GTA6 is a much better mod idea, good thought

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

why wait for GTA? state of emergency is on PS2

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 85d (32 replies)

Why would people want to role play as them? Unless they're also terrible

Asafum@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 85d (17 replies)

My coworker outed himself as fucking awful. He was talking about the game and how he's so hyped about it and then says "they even have pride parades, so you know what I'm doing!" and makes a gesture of loading a shotgun...

I figured he was that kind of asshole but he never said anything that direct before.

SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 47 pts · 85d (4 replies)

Bruh why do we live amongst such monsters

Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 85d

Capitalism actively rewards sociopathy.

harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Because your village's survival does not depend on them. Otherwise, they'd be culled/exiled long ago.

yilian@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 85d

WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 85d

Because you allow them to feel safe leaving their homes

yakko@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 85d

So you were like "yeah can't wait, I hope it's also got food banks! Chk-chk! And daycares! Chk-chk! And churches! Chk-chk!

iamericandre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d (4 replies)

Report that asshole

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 84d (3 replies)
grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 84d (2 replies)

Employer?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 84d (1 reply)

HR exist to project the employer. If its no longer problematic for the company to embrace anti lgbt behaviour, they won't do anything about it.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 84d

I still try. I have some privilege I can leverage for myself and others who have to labour for a salary.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 85d

Did you ask him if the game had mosques too, and what he would do with those?

Maybe the game should have a Jan 6th style mission.

1984@lemmy.today · 0 pts · 85d (4 replies)

I mean, people do all kinds of things in games they never want to do in real life. Smashing up a parade with a shot gun would be fun. And if it's pride, it's even more fun because it's just so wrong. You know?

When I was playing gta, I had so much fun just hitting people on the street. Who didn't do that? And who didnt look at the girls in very inappropriate ways?

Games are games. It doesn't mean your collegue is an asshole. When I was playing duke nukem in the 90s, I was playing co-op and I laughed my ass off when I killed my buddies with remote triggered explosives. I mean I was laughing so I got tears coming out of my eyes. :)

It's just games. And when we start acting politically correct in games, it's all over. We have become machines.

Dojan@pawb.social · 28 pts · 85d (2 replies)

I get what you're getting at, and to an extent I agree.

Simultaneously, to me it feels like there's something off about being hyped up to specifically shoot up a pride parade in a game that has yet to be released. That feels very pointed.

1984@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 85d

Yeah I guess that's true.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 85d

remember how people were torching klansmen in rdr? this is an explicit response to that and it's an advertising bullshit. that's what it's going to be

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d

Games are games. It doesn’t mean your collegue is an asshole

okay, so behavior in games can be assholey, like if you go around explicitly trying to ruin someone else's fun. (i have this asshole [former] associate who was one of those foul everyone in basketball, play rogue in dungeons and dragons and steal from everyone in the party and start fights, and then cry "it's just a game" when people got mad at them) but if they're just running around in RDR torching klansmen, tally ho comrade i'm in.

sundray@lemmus.org · 11 pts · 85d

Asked and answered.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Yeah. Epstein gameplay is not GTA-esque (obviously) but is actually "ride a plane and make phone calls simulator"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d

it'll be a crazy taxi simulator to the white house

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d

You can do both of those things in GTA.

FishFace@piefed.social · 10 pts · 85d (5 replies)

It's news to me that GTA protagonists are typically upstanding moral citizens... I haven't played GTA since 2, but I seem to remember going on mass killing sprees. Not to try and equate very different crimes but that's gotta be at least in the same area code as mass child sex trafficking and abuse...

MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 85d (4 replies)

Going on a video game killing spree can be cathartic, gross as that is. I cannot say I would be anything other than revolted by being presented with the video game scenario of getting into the shoes of an Epstein.

Allero@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Hey, let the poor pedos get their share of joy!

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 80d (1 reply)

Your comment implies that gta is for murderers, since they currently get their share of joy?

Allero@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 80d

Your comment implies pedophiles are same as child molesters. Many pedophiles do not abuse children, knowing full well it hurts them - or simply being in fear of law enforcement

Same way, someone with violent inclinations may vent some steam doing a virtual murder spree rather than a real one. Win-win!

Zwiebel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 80d

It is interesting how sexual crimes are seen as so much more severe. Rape is seen as worse than murder. Also like, in gta you can murder, but fucking a prostitute is censored. Theres blood and death, but genitals would be too far?

nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d

That is the point of le mĂŠmĂŠ imho.

ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 85d

It could make some dialogue funny.

takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 85d

The main characters of every GTA game are terrible people though.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d

So you can get them killed in all kinds of creative ways, like they should have been IRL.

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 43 pts · 85d (1 reply)

⚠️ FUCK AI SLOP

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 84d

Yup

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 33 pts · 85d (3 replies)

That dude who wanted pride flags removed from Spiderman. This is his mod. Epstein is his,favorite dude.

Not joking.

That's all very, very likely true.

BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d

the funny thing with that is all the mod did was change location to somewhere in the middle east, as thats how the game came out there

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 84d (1 reply)

There are people that can't handle pride flags in videogames? Wild. Put more.

vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 84d

Gormless pussies. I wonder if they would have an aneurysm if you threw them at Palm Springs?

kurikai@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 85d (7 replies)

its missing trump

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d (1 reply)

If we're all lucky, he's in the briefcase.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 85d

You’d need a luggage set.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d (4 replies)

That would be something. Rockstar of old would probably put in a scathing parody of the grifter in chief.

Somehow I don't think they have that kind of balls, though.

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Well, Dan Houser left and I'm pretty sure many of the other senior writers have as well. I'd be impressed if that had any balls left.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 84d

Exactly

falcunculus@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 84d (1 reply)

Donald Love from III and Vice City is supposedly inspired by Trump.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 84d

So they could easily follow up and put him in the next one

rethnor@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 85d

Each gta is sort of like a cultural snapshot, I wouldn't be surprised if this sort of thing was in the base game.

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 85d

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

Electric_Druid@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 85d (1 reply)

It's Palm Beach Pete!

ArchsageRamases@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 85d
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OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 84d (1 reply)

GTA: Mar a Lago

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 84d

One mission should include sneaking into the bathrooms to steal or copy the secret documents.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 85d (7 replies)

Who?

mbp@slrpnk.net · 49 pts · 85d (6 replies)

Anthony Bourdain and that girl from The Office

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 9 pts · 84d (3 replies)

Almost though he was Epstein.

mbp@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 84d (2 replies)

Couldn't possibly

ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online · 1 pts · 82d (1 reply)

Maybe it is because there is some mild resemblance and because Epstein's face has been shoved in mine far, far more than Anthony's had something to do with it.

mbp@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 82d

he hold the gun like a chef

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 84d

Seriously not Epstein and Ghislaine?

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 85d

Thanks.

And why?

CovfefeKills@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 84d (1 reply)
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Fedizen@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 84d

I can't wait for it to get an ad supported free version

yilian@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 85d (1 reply)

I’m lk mad I laughed

BigDiction@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 84d

You can make a joke about anything if it’s funny enough.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 6 pts · 84d

As long as I can shoot him. Repeatedly.

Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 85d

Better mod would be freeguy

Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 84d

Will the MOD include Russian SVR and Mossad agents gathering and stealing the data about Krasnov?

stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d

GTA 6 release, LOL.