c/programmer_humor · by Blubber28@lemmy.world · 86d

How do you deal with the obligatory hoody and sunglasses in this warm weather?

Hi everyone! I suspect most of us here are headed for hotter days with summer starting shortly in the northern hemisphere. With climate change in full swing and El Niño expected to happen this year, I suspect it will be a very hot one. Now I love coding and programming, obviously, but the obligatory hoody and sunglasses - which we all weat while coding, of course - can make for an uncomfortable coding experience in the heat. How do you all cope? Do you combine the obligatory hoody with shorts, or maybe airconditioning? All tips are welcome!

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48 Comments

PlasticQuality7519@reddthat.com · 81 pts · 86d (6 replies)

Stay indoors, and don’t forget to loudly exclaim “I’m in!” every few minutes

LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 85d (4 replies)

Pleeeease! God dammit… hate this hacker crap.

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 15 pts · 85d (3 replies)

Ah ah ah, didn’t say the magic word! Ah ah ah, didn’t say the magic word! Ah ah ah, didn’t say the magic word!

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 8 pts · 85d (2 replies)

sudo stop hacker-bullshit

joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 85d (1 reply)

username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported to the motherfucker in charge.

luciferofastora@feddit.org · 19 pts · 85d

xelar@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 85d

HaCk ThE pLaNeT!

rtxn@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 86d (3 replies)

Skirt and programming socks. The skirt provides optimal airflow and the socks can be adjusted using a PID algorithm to achieve the desired thermal equilibrium.

Blubber28@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d (2 replies)

Good call. I'll flash arch to a USB stick while I'm at it

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 84d (1 reply)

When you're wearing a skirt, you're always flashing the USB stick

ACindyDerg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 84d

Das what panties are for. And leggings

merc@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 85d (3 replies)

It's called fashion sweetie look it up

NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 85d

It’s like if Mr Motivator had a baby with a cargo net.

PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space · 4 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Obelix pants? Really?

merc@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 85d

Nice reference.

heliotrope@retrofed.com · 45 pts · 86d

I hack at night, when it's cooler. You can't see the digital rain otherwise.

quinkin@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 85d

Heat pipes and fans.

Does make a hell of a mess getting the thermal paste of my back and chest.

x74sys@programming.dev · 18 pts · 85d (4 replies)

Luckily I have a ThinkPad, I just run the following program and hold the fan vents against my face:

int main(void) {
  while (1);
}

whimsy@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 85d (2 replies)

gcc -O3:

Not on my watch!

x74sys@programming.dev · 7 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Try to optimize this away, sucker:

echo "level full-speed" | sudo tee /proc/acpi/ibm/fan

whimsy@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 85d

Fine, enjoy your ~~fan~~, space heater!

Unless

Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

notthebees@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 85d

Me when I own an 8th gen i7 t580 and bake my skin off.

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 85d

Beach hoodie. They're light and block UV

pgo_lemmy@feddit.it · 15 pts · 85d (1 reply)

Furry equipment FTW

https://fursonafy.com/fursuit-cooling-vests-everything-you-need-to-know/

ICastFist@programming.dev · 2 pts · 85d

NightHawk has a video on how to make cooling packs that keep their temperature around 18ºC (64ºF) for something like 2 hours. He gives the ingredients around the 6 minute mark. It's a mixture of Sodium Sulfate with common table salt:

5 cups water (1.2 liters)
1 cup sodium sulfate (240ml)
1/4 cup salt (60ml)
4 tablespoons of xanthan gum (20ml) - this is a thickening agent so that the thing becomes gelatin-like, which makes it easier to work with
Mix in heated water for some minutes. The mixture should not fully dissolve, there should be some of it visible. If the sulfate fully dissolves, add more. If there seems to be too much of the mixture, add bits of water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqxjfp4Gi0k

ilinamorato@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 85d

Moved to New Zealand.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 85d

If working at home, naked with just socks is allowed.

ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth · 11 pts · 85d

Easy: I live in the southern hemisphere. Excited that it's winter today, just got through our first major storm of the season

chahn.chris@piefed.social · 10 pts · 85d (1 reply)

You know you can wear shorts
whenever you want while programming right?

Jayjader@jlai.lu · 2 pts · 83d

The cargo shorts stay ON during ~~sex~~ coding

dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 84d