President Trump Claims New Drug Can Bring People Back From the Dead

How? How the fuck can anyone listen to this cunt and think "yep, this is the guy who should be president!"
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I can’t do this timeline.

What do you think he was talking about with his doctor that made them bring up a drug that brings people back from the dead?

The president went on to address how such medications get tested, adding, “And some [drugs] don’t work. You learn very fast. It’s called the ultimate test, I think, right? They test all these things. They use animals all over the place, they use everything to test because a person’s going to die.”

This is 100% because scientists from Cuba (and Argentina) have just revealed a potential cure for some kinds of lung cancer

So Trump flatlined and they brought him back? Big mistake if so.

After all that has happened I would only be slightly surprised if the Trump regime starts a zombie apocalypse.

The remarks appeared to be connected to the Right to Try Act, legislation Trump signed during his first administration that allows terminally ill patients to pursue experimental treatments not yet fully approved.

There ya go, just another scam in the end

The possible of death are many.

A single drug could never avert all possible causes.

He and his followers believe in magic.

The turnip saw someone wake up from anesthesia...

Not the flex he thinks it is

Test it in him

next he is gonna say they had chatgpt discover it.

seriously though he is probably using a very loose definition of death like "heart stopped 1ms ago" under which umbrella we already have shots like adrenaline.

Please take me back to the real world. I don’t like this fever dream anymore

yeah you know what with the way things have been going at this point it honestly wouldn't surprise me if the Umbrella Corporation actually existed an the T-Virus was a real thing. I'm just waiting for them to announce a couple dudes named Spencer and Wesker being named to some position in the administration.

Right to Try Act

I’m going off rip here because I haven’t educated myself on it, but this seems suspiciously like the Citizen’s United of human testing at first glance and because Trump is promoting it.

It's a trap! It gives dead people autism.

someone has asked chatgpt "can this drug bring people back to life?" 😂

He watched Pulp Fiction. That's it.

That's the whole story.

You now what I don't believe you Krasnov. Prove it yourself.

It's like his dementia and fear are reaching out directly to the voters.

Oh boy, can he die and show us how it works?

Zombie apocalypse is upon us, yay!

Please let this be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse.

he means the ones hes taking now, cocaine and adderall.

We are so blessed to be living in a time where the president of the United States says these things. Lmfo. :)

He should try one that does the opposite.

He's going to do a Jesus?

I doubt that Trump is brave enough to demonstrate it though

We're posting tabloids now?

I was sort of wondering if maybe he was saying it with hyperbole. Like the drug is very effective and people who you thought weren't going to recover from a terrible condition do with this drug. But no, he's literally saying that they're dead and have been dead for a while by the sounds of it and then someone injects the corpse with this and then they're alive again.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that that is the most transparent lie he's come up with so far, and he's had some doozies. I also think we should test it on him.

Test it on yourself Donald, on camera, for all to see.

We shall call it: Reanimator

He always tells on himself. So they are keeping him going with a drug cocktail. We assumed as much.

It recently dropped that Melania was sold to Trump from Epstein.

I guess this is the distraction. Aliens wasn't provocative enough.