c/memes · by cm0002@libretechni.ca · 102dYall are missing out 260 points · 52 comments · view on lemmy.world
52 Comments
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 102d
If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
cm0002@libretechni.ca · 14 pts · 102d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 102d
MORE!!!
MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website · 46 pts · 102d
Reminds me of this
grue@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 102d
Historical accuracy in a kids' movie
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 102d
Wut
AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 102d
You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d
Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d
hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 102d
Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.
Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 102d
But can you make fart noises with them?
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d
No. Just near them.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 30 pts · 102d
Just get a bidet
Elting@piefed.social · 12 pts · 102d
People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 102d
D:
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 102d
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 102d
"My over-ripe butthole and I"!
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
That’s grammar school stuff. Graduate to the ice cold enema and your glory hole will applaud.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends now.
username123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 102d
Bidet to you, sir
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
I never bidid before but now I bido and woo woo woo no doo doo.
Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 102d
The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 13 pts · 102d
That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
That is correct!
davidagain@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 102d
I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.
Gust@piefed.social · 20 pts · 102d
Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d
the hose is great for enemas.
/s
please don't, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it's followed me through at least five moves.
zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 102d
I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?
kinkles@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 102d
It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 102d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 102d
Look do you want to learn to drive or not
cm0002@libretechni.ca · 13 pts · 102d
I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water
abc@suppo.fi · 13 pts · 102d
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 102d
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 102d
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d
You would oscillate the nozzle
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
::: spoiler Sigma Solarium (nsfw)
:::
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 102d
Nope, I can't figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.
Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Is that the deep? Did a season I don't know about come out?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d
Season 5.
jobbies@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 102d
So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
Show her you're nuts.
grue@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
Not sure if typo'd homophone
thenextguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Shower your crazy?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d
Dude that's not cool phones have just as much right as you and me to get married now that they're all chatbots
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d
A removable shower head would make this easier.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 102d
Groins plural?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 102d
Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!
imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d
i don't get it, we all shower like that.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 7 pts · 102d
I wish I was that flexible.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Never miss groins day.
homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 102d
Take care of your asshole. You only get one.
Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d