Yall are missing out

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52 Comments

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 76 pts · 102d (2 replies)

If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema

cm0002@libretechni.ca · 14 pts · 102d

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 9 pts · 102d

MORE!!!

MalikMuaddibSoong@startrek.website · 46 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Reminds me of this

AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 102d (2 replies)

You may not like it, but this is what peak cleanliness looks like.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Laying down on my shower floor ain’t gonna make you cleaner.

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d
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hzl@piefed.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Y'all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.

Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 11 pts · 102d (1 reply)

But can you make fart noises with them?

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d

No. Just near them.

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 30 pts · 102d (8 replies)

Just get a bidet

Elting@piefed.social · 12 pts · 102d (5 replies)

People have been saying that but me and my over-ripe butthole enjoy the pain of a thousand wipes.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 102d (1 reply)

over-ripe butthole

D:

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 102d

blackbrook@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 102d

"My over-ripe butthole and I"!

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d

That’s grammar school stuff. Graduate to the ice cold enema and your glory hole will applaud.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d

Dude, calmoseptine and ilex. Those are your friends now.

username123@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 102d

Bidet to you, sir

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d

I never bidid before but now I bido and woo woo woo no doo doo.

Pirtatogna@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 102d (2 replies)

The guy in the illustration is kind of bottom heavy.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 13 pts · 102d (1 reply)

That’s junk. Junk in that trunk.

stickyprimer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d

That is correct!

davidagain@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 102d

I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

Gust@piefed.social · 20 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Bruh... get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d

the hose is great for enemas.

/s

please don't, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d

I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it's followed me through at least five moves.

zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 102d (4 replies)

I'm so curious to know what the original context of this was...and why. Anyone know?

kinkles@sh.itjust.works · 47 pts · 102d (2 replies)

It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual

ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 102d

Look do you want to learn to drive or not

cm0002@libretechni.ca · 13 pts · 102d

I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water

abc@suppo.fi · 13 pts · 102d (3 replies)

Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 102d

Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.

Men will really do anything but admit they like it.

HeHoXa@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 102d (1 reply)

This is also why you need a bidet.

For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 102d

You would oscillate the nozzle

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 102d (4 replies)

I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.

::: spoiler Sigma Solarium (nsfw) :::

SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Nope, I can't figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 102d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Is that the deep? Did a season I don't know about come out?

dohpaz42@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 102d

Season 5.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 102d

So thats how you're supposed to do it. Ya learn something new every day...

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d (3 replies)

Show her you're nuts.

grue@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d (2 replies)

Not sure if typo'd homophone

thenextguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d

Shower your crazy?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 102d

Dude that's not cool phones have just as much right as you and me to get married now that they're all chatbots

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d

A removable shower head would make this easier.

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 102d (1 reply)

Groins plural?

Holytimes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 102d

Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!

imeansurewhynot@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 102d

i don't get it, we all shower like that.

kibblebits@quokk.au · 7 pts · 102d

I wish I was that flexible.

LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d

Never miss groins day.

homes@piefed.world · 3 pts · 102d

Take care of your asshole. You only get one.

Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d